Juanita in Texas has a SUPER IDEA for keeping His Prezzydentness informed:

[elehhhhna]

September 13 - Okay, from now on we have to require that the President of the United States must be told what the fool tarnation is going on. Maybe we could take away his IPod and make him listen to the radio while he rides his bicycle, I dunno, think of something. Quick! He doesn't know diddle squat. I mean, I knew that Michael Brown had resigned before the President of the Whole Entire United States knew. I run a beauty shop, for Pete's sake.
Maybe we could hire a student to come read the newspapers to him. Maybe we could take turns calling him every day to tell him what the heck is going on. Gee wiz, we know he’s not running the country, but it just looks bad that they don’t tell him squat.
Several years ago, when the Astros were in the cellar, I supposed that part of the problem is that you cannot be tough and fearful when you give each other cute little bunny-rabbit names like Bags or Beege. This is just my opinion but I think part of the problem is that when you have people named Brownie, Turd Blossom, and Big O, you cannot expect adult behavior.
And this is just a personal note, but instead of referring to my relatives as "people in that part of the world," there's a nickname for them, too --- Americans, dammit.

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[Atman]

1. Bush knew Brown had resigned; he simply lied again.

It just comes naturally to him. When he opens his mouth, the first thing to spew out are lies, before he can stop himself.

Bush order Chertoff get rid of Brown when he was called back to DC. Chertoff told Bush of Brown's "dismissal," but Bush did not want that information released while he was touring Mississippi, because he feared it made him appear weak. The only thing Bush didn't know was that Chertoff had already told a reporter that Brown was gone. I'm sure Chertypoo got a good talking to, too.

And yesterday there was a story that said Pickles said Bush actually watches quite a bit of teevee. So I guess he's lied about that, too.

Basically, if Bush says it, you can be sure it is a crock of shit.

[peacetalksforall]

2. Maybe he needs family interns - Jenna, Barbara, Laura, Barbara

- they could study, synthesize, consult the experts, and then tell him what is going on. Maybe Candy Crowley and Monica.

[emald]

3. I vote that we send

the man-woman Coulter. He-she seems to be well informed with the information that * would appreciate.