omg--Bush's speech is like listening to a

[Blue_Roses]

Sunday morning preacher. :boring: Get me a pillow and blanket and tell me when it's over :boring:

How are these people able to stay awake? Blah, blah, blah...:eyes:

[ChairmanAgnostic]

1. notice all the applause?

hello? anyone there?

what? they are listening to their iPods?

[Blue_Roses]

3. they have got to be listening to something other than

Bush in those headsets...maybe some Bono???:D

[Veronicrat]

5. not near a TV

are they applauding him?
I wish someone would throw a tomato, or mardi gras beads at him

[FlaGranny]

14. Total and complete silence throughout entire speech.

No applause when he came out. Polite applause at the end.

Throat clearing was the only thing you could hear other than Bush's "sermon."

[in_cog_ni_to]

11. Is it silent?

The rest of the world hates the bastard as much as I do. No applause? GOOD! :applause:

[Proud_Lefty]

2. Did you hear his plea for transparency?

I almost fell over.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

4. Yew-nited nashuns

that had to be the shortest applause at the end, in the history of this organization.

[Missy M]

6. Same Old BLAH, BLAH, BLAH every time this imbecile does a speech....

I would love to know how many in the audience are snickering while this idiot rants on and on.

[leveymg]

7. Snickering in 190 languages and dialects.

You'd need a universal translator.

[Bluebear]

8. How do you translate YEW-nawnih Nations?

[leveymg]

10. That's natans

Same dialect that gave us nucular.

[Turbineguy]

9. They sure applauded

when (or because) it was finished.

[leveymg]

12. Cue up, "Proud to be an American"

As the leader of the Free World makes his triumphant exit from the community of nations. He was never really part of the human species.

How did we all miss this one? Google: American Chimp

[Turbineguy]

13. Primate

with a mandate

[Tx_Democrat]

15. Yeahh..

Yeah.. but now HOWARD DEAN, MAN he keeps you awake!

[newyawker99]

16. Hi Tx_Democrat!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Tx_Democrat]

17. Th...

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