If Hurricane Ophelia hits the mainland do you think bush will...

[Missy M]

be there before it is even over with just to show how responsible he is?

[thefloyd]

1. Depends on

what the front page of newspaper says

[Missy M]

3. Will we see him out in the wind for a photo-op

[thefloyd]

9. No way

Bush will be at least a day late considering he gets Storm info from the front page of Americas newspapers

[atommom]

2. Depends on how fast they can make him a DVD.

[Kingshakabobo]

4. Rove might have him in foul weather gear next to Anderson Cooper. n/t

[TallahasseeGrannie]

5. I think he will

stand naked on the beach with his arms outstretched.


or not.

[myrna minx]

6. Depends on if it hits a white community.

If so, he'll parachute down into a white gated community brandishing a Perkins sized American flag. If it hits a black and or poor community, he'll wait to see what happens on the highlights DVD.

[lectrobyte]

7. If they can figure out a good photo op, no doubt...

http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/storm_graphics/AT16/refresh/AL1605W_sm2+gif/084702W_sm.gif

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

10. Good God Man, It may affect the Hamptons!

Good thing it is off season.

[txindy]

8. If it is a Category 1 or 2, yes

He'll swoop in to try and have a 'bullhorn moment'. Won't work, though, esp. with the continuing recovery of bodies and the removal of toxic waste in the Gulf States.