Grady Jim Bob for FEMA director!!!! Or maybe, Halliburton CEO.

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http://www.nwarktimes.com/story.php?paper=nwat§ion=Editorial&storyid=32228

President George W. Bush The White House Crawford, Texas Dear Mr. President

It has come to my attention that you are in need of a new director for your Federal Emergency Management Agency. Allow me to describe my many qualifications in the field of emergency management.

At Central State College of Agriculture and Small Engine Repair in Edmond, Okla., I was the Outstanding Professor in Emergency Management in the well known fraternity, Alpha Falpha.

Actually I was not on the school faculty, per se, as it were, but I consumed a lot of beverage with the football coach, Eugene "Goot" Gootenson, and played on the team. I ran for president of Alpha Falpha but did not win. Technically, I was not a member of Alpha Falpha, but most of the team lived in that house. We had an emergency once and I was given full charge. The toilet paper ran out after we Tee-Peed the girls’ dorm in a midnight panty raid before the homecoming game, which we lost 49-0. I scored a TD but just because I ran the wrong way and the other team got the points.

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If you feel I am overqualified for FEMA, how about CEO of Haliburton? I just saw where you are giving them $700 million to clean up New Orleans without a competitive bid and with guaranteed profits. Then you turned right around waived the minimum wage in this time of natural catastrophe, which is good. We don’t want those refugees getting a minimum wage from Haliburton. That would cut into the profits that Dick and his wife get.

http://www.nwarktimes.com/story.php?paper=nwat§ion=Editorial&storyid=32228

( :rofl: This was great.)

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1. That is funny

Emergency TP shortage due to TPing a sorority. Very cute. I am sure the Shrubery did similarly in college. And somehow I bet he could stage a panty raid with the best of them. He is real durned good at stratergizing ya know.