My preview of * 's speech tomorrow night

[CatWoman]

He will pick his nose, fart, mumble *terra, terra, terra* ; eye-rack; freedumb.

[smartvoter]

1. Freedumb. I am unabashedly stealing that. nt

[acmejack]

4. I never understood this small matter of semantics!

All this time I thought they meant freedom. This explanation really clears up many things for me. Thanks a lot Catwoman!

[Sugar Smack]

2. Someone should get him a bib, too.

There's also bound to be some twitching and Tourettes-style barking involved.

[jbond56]

3. I think we should start a pool

I think he will say 911 19 times.
I think he will say War on Terror/terrorism 15 times.
I think he will say Iran 5 times.

[NYC]

17. Five minute speech?

Otherwise, you'll have to increase your estimates.

[Beetwasher]

5. Since It Doesn't Concern War and Him Being Able to Murder and Destroy

and will be to some degree a mea culpa and about how he will be helping poor and needy people, he will be detached, uninterested, fidgety, and completely insincere. He will be like a robot mouthing words with no real interest in what he's talking about and it will be totally obvious. This is opposed to his speeches about war and killing where he's all fired up and animated w/ bloodlust.

[ananda]

6. And Eye-ran..

Don't forget to keep your eye off NOLA and look at nuking Iran.

[txindy]

7. Don't forget the moonwalk his lower jaw will be doing.

Slide right. Slide left. Slide right. Slide left. Lie, lie, lie. Repeat.

[The_Casual_Observer]

8. "On Sep Tember the eleventh two thousand and one"

[underpants]

9. He will re-iterate his vision to go to the moon & add his plan for the sun

He has it all figured out...we got at night.

[CatWoman]

11. and how he's gonna wage war against Mother Nature, Mother Goose

and those pesky Keebler Elves.

[Mnemosyne]

10. Please don't forget to watch

his jaw. He has that jaw-jerking thing going on. It's the real thing!

[tularetom]

12. Be sure to play

the jaw twitch drinking game...

[brettdale]

13. He will speak of freedom

He will say,

"Iraq has shown the world, that the middle east loves their freedom and other countries will now follow"

"the peaceful people of Iraq have embrace us, we mustn't let the terrorists like Saddam and Bin Laden take over, we will stay until the job is done"

"the terrorists dont like us, because we love freedom"



"Katrina showed us that we must learn from the mistakes of the 90's and move forward"

"The local and state government must learn to communicate with the federal government"


"We must respect the dead and I Will urge all media, to respect the dead"

"God bless America"

[emulatorloo]

14. "God Bless Karen Hughes for making me appear Compassionate"

eom

[okieinpain]

15. damn, you took that mumbles right out of his mouth. how did you

know.

[WinkyDink]

16. Don't forget

WWII!

[NYC]

18. or Poland.

[Maestro]

19. He'll mention 9-11

the need for more preparedness against terrorists and terrorists hurricanes, plus the need to need to dig for oil in pristine areas of this land since he clusterf**k in Iraq didn't work out, etc... He will end on "God bless America," to which God will roll his eyes and once again contemplate sending * to Hell, but even Satan doesn't want him.