What will the banner message behind * be tomorrow night?

[bertha katzenengel]

All "Mission Accomplished"-style jokes aside, I'm serious. What could they possible have the damned backdrop say? (Assuming there will be one - because he won't be at the desk where real presidents have sat before him.)

[henslee]

1. Need some wood?

[mestup]

2. LOL! I was going to say "FREE WOOD" n/t

[henslee]

10. I almost said that too. Then I closed my eyes and relived that

whacky night.

[bertha katzenengel]

21. Okay. It's time for me to confess that I don't get it.

Wood?

:blush:

[henslee]

26. It refers to one of the whackier moments in the Bush/Kerry debates...

that got a big laugh. When rebutting Bush’s argument that his economic policy helps small businesses, John Kerry cited this example: “The President got $84 from a timber company that he owns that he’s counted as a small business.” Bush’s response is probably going to go down as the line of the night: “I own a timber company? News to me! Need some wood?”

[boston bean]

3. It will be his announcement of Rudy Guiliani as the Katrina Czar. nt

[MuseRider]

4. I was a

baaaad baaaaad boy. I watched the tape of his "apology" and knew I had seen that very behavior before from other insincere men who really did not mean it but wanted very badly to be cute enough to be forgiven.

Sorry Bertha, I did not answer your question but that is what popped into my weightless head right now.

[The_Casual_Observer]

5. "September the eleventh two thousand and one"

[tridim]

6. Obey

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[madinmaryland]

7. Pray for the victims

Isn't there going to be a national prayer day for this, with * leading the prayers?

Thats about all he is doing.

[matt819]

8. Responsiblity

Kinda sorta maybe to some extent responsible. Sorta. Maybe.

or

Let Them Eat Cake.

or

The Buck Stops Somewhere Else.

or

It's not my fault.

[Botany]

9. some tripe

Rebuilding ...... Stronger & Better ...... For all Americans.

What "they" really want to hang is; Damn TV cameras .....we could have
cleaned up all those negroes ...... but they stuck their nose into it.

[maddiejoan]

11. VACATION ACCOMPLISHED

[RedSpartan]

12. Why don't we make our own?

Fun for hours...:

http://home.comcast.net/~freshlaundry/bush.html

[Sub Atomic]

13. The banner will read

Making New Orleans Dryer

Compassionating with Passion

Raising the Tide Higher

Securing Our Future Through Superior Responses

[bertha katzenengel]

22. all great, dweeb

as is your user name :hi:

[noahmijo]

14. "Steady Leadership"

[MichiganVote]

15. What else? We're makin' progress- Not!

[stopbush]

16. Who Farted?

[bertha katzenengel]

20. okay, even though i asked for serious replies, the silly ones are all too

good

http://home.comcast.net/~freshlaundry/bush.html?bs=0LBUSJOB%3B%21XIP%21GBSUFE%40

[Walt Starr]

17. "Rebuilding New Orleans"

That's my prediction and I'm sticking to it.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

18. Misery Accomplished

[MarsThe Cat]

19. "Service Insures Citizenship"

think: "Starship Troopers"

[BringEmOn]

23. Every black they can find will be on stage behind him.

[Stephanie]

24. "Groveling On My Knees For Forgivenss"

nah

[Ioo]

25. Just got this proof from the White House

[craigolemiss]

27. Dams in Iraq

Fight the water there so we don't have to fight it here.
Stay the Course.Stay the Course.Stay the Course.Stay the Course.Stay the Course.Stay the Course.Stay the Course.Stay the Course.Stay the Course.Stay the Course.Stay the Course.

blah blah blah---terra terra terra--blah blah blah---and then Fox news gets to gush of the sighting of "Fearless Leader" for a week or so while the rest of the country lives in a deepening recession.

[DemocracyInaction]

28. Actually, I think beginning Monday the media has been showing it

All I see are the words "renewal and rebuilding".....and when I saw that on every goddamn network everywhere, I said to myself "gosh, do ya' think those are the points released by Rove and the corporate pigs ordered the whores to run with it"....ya' think????

[emulatorloo]

29. A Stronger America, At Home and Abroad

Kerry/Edwards 04