Just got this--had to share: How many members of the Bush administration

[chalky]

does it take to change a light bulb?

The Answer is Ten:

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb
needs to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for
changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for
the new light bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor,
standing on a step ladder under the banner 'Mission Accomplished';

7. One administration insider to resign and reveal in detail how Bush was literally 'in the dark' the whole time;

8. One to viciously smear No. 7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush
has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.


This may have been posted before (hell, for all I know the email was yanked straight from DU), but,what the hey....here it is again. Enjoy.

[WePurrsevere]

1. Perfect! Thanks for the laugh. n/t

:kick: