Breaking! Bush needs to piss. Condi to advise.

[TacticalPeek]

http://tinyurl.com/93cmo


:)







Found at http://atrios.blogspot.com , who looted it from http://first-draft.com . :evilgrin:

[WI_DEM]

1. Condi: "While the president is taking a piss and VP Cheney is

hiding out in the mountains of North Carolina. I'm in charge here! in the WH. Sometimes the president is in the bathroom for hours and until he returns--I'm in charge."

[cynatnite]

2. Here's the pic!

[WePurrsevere]

33. OMG!! Too Funny!!! May I please have a link to where this is on Reuters...

no one will believe it's not photoshopped unless I can prove it's real. (I plan on posting this to my own "eclectic" board as well as email it out. :D )

[WePurrsevere]

39. Found it on Yahoo! Here's the link... emailing it out & recommended! n/t

The "leader" of one of the biggest strongest countries in the world can't even say a simple "Excuse me please, I need to take a 5 minute break"? :rofl:

[ewagner]

3. Okay...how did you do that?

that looks all the world like a Reuters pic on a Yahoo board but that note has been "photoshopped" ...how'd ya do that?

[htuttle]

6. My guess: some erasing, a paste, some skewing and rotating...

...and Bob's your Uncle.

If you look really close, you might notice that the perspective of the lines of written text are ever so slightly different than the perspective of the paper they are on. It seems just a degree or so too far clockwise. Barely noticeable, though.

All in all, it's very well done.

on edit: Wait a minute. This is the actual picture from the Reuter's site? This is the real note? Maybe the perspective thing is an optical illusion.

Even the caption on Reuters says he's writing a note to Condi. Damn. This is the real picture!

Okay. Why is the president asking permission from one of his aides to go to the bathroom? What is Condi supposed to do about it that he can't?

Maybe he should just raise his hand. Worked for me in the 3rd grade...

[NYC]

55. Maybe someone at Reuters changed the words.

?

[TacticalPeek]

7. Here's the Reuters site original.

http://tinyurl.com/df5gl

[crispini]

9. whoa

on the Reuters site too!

[rocktivity]

16. Now, do you honest to god really truly double dog swear and hope to die

that this picture is for really really true?

rocknation
:wow:

[txindy]

65. Well, there IS this link

/print

:rofl:

[sickinohio]

18. So, just what is it that the chimp

wants condom to do for him during his "bathroom break"???

[Democrats_win]

4. Too late, he pissed his boots! Guess what, he can't pour piss out of

his boots even though the instructions are written on the bottom!

[radar]

63. Hey - a GETTYSBURG quote....

Private Bucklin: I'm tired, Colonel. I've had all of this army and all of these officers, this damned Hooker, this damned idiot Meade, all of them, the whole bloody lousy rotten mess of sick-brained, pot-bellied scabheads that ain't fit to lead a johnny detail, ain't fit to pour pee out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

Memorable Quotes from Gettysburg (1993)
http://imdb.com/title/tt0107007/quotes

[crispini]

5. Is this a joke?

Damn!

[ComerPerro]

12. I'm not understanding... the yahoo link... same pic...

Am I missing something?

[rocktivity]

8. Those guys at The Onion get funnier by the day!

It's wonderful that they can keep such a sharp cynical edge after all these years...Now they're even doing satirical Web pages...aren't they...AREN'T THEY????

rocknation
:wow:

[cynatnite]

10. Reuters is claiming it.

U.S. President George W. Bush writes a note to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a Security Council meeting at the 2005 World Summit and 60th General Assembly of the United Nations in New York September 14, 2005. World leaders are exploring ways to revitalize the United Nations at a summit on Wednesday but their blueprint falls short of Secretary-General Kofi Annan's vision of freedom from want, persecution and war. REUTERS/Rick Wilking

[jsamuel]

11. NOT A JOKE!

http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/events/wl/091405unworldsummit/im:/050914/ids_photos_ts/r2587077477.jpg

[crispini]

19. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

I can't believe it! It's real!

[donheld]

45. That HAS to be a joke

after all the words are all spelled correctly, and it's a legitimate sentence. We all know * could never do that. :rofl:

[Zynx]

52. No it's not a legitimate sentence. He uses a question mark at the end

[cynatnite]

13. I just hope Jon Stewart and Olberman get this pic! n/t

[ck4829]

14. "I think I MAy NEED A BATHROOM break?"

Yes folks, that's how he wrote it.

And yes, I see a question mark at the end.

[jsamuel]

15. OMG, look at the capitalization...

[TahitiNut]

21. He doesn't even KNOW that? (WTF?!)

Does he want her to check his Poise pad?? What a freaking moran!

[phusion]

38. LMFAO

:rofl:

[calico1]

46. Question mark. Like he is not sure

if he needs one or not. Bizarre! .:crazy: Is this really true? Can he be that stupid. Oh wait...I forgot who we are talking about.

[texanwitch]

74. Doesn't he know if he has to go to bathroom or not?

I didn't know he could write.

I always thought that Condi ran the White House when Uncle Dick wasn't around.

[berni_mccoy]

17. He EVEN SAYS at the end: "Is this possible...wh.."

:wtf: WTF?!!? He's GOTTA ASK TO GO TAKE A PISS..?!?!?! WHAT A FUCKING JOKE!

[htuttle]

23. He should have done what any 3rd grader is capable of doing

(Raises hand)

"Mister Annan? Can I go to the baffroom?"

[Pacifist Patriot]

35. You mean like this?

[htuttle]

40. LOL! Exactly!

[TacticalPeek]

20. "Permission to take a piss, ma'am."

"And please wear your boots while you watch."

[StefanX]

22. Hot!!

nt

[Lochloosa]

27. I know that movie...

one of my favorites....even though you changed the words a little

[CabalPowered]

24. Condi to Bush: "What? You forgot your diaper? Damnit George"

[TacticalPeek]

25. Y'all rate this up so more will see it.

I'm about convinced it is real. Or surreal or something.

[Marr]

26. It's OFFICIAL: Bush needs permission from his advisors just to take a leak

[jsamuel]

29. no wonder the aid to NO was so late...

[me b zola]

28. ROFLMAO

:spray:


:rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

30. What her said

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[KyndCulture]

32. Condi Wrote back: I TOLD you to go before we sat down! nt

[B Calm]

31. If I ever catch the SOB who stoled my sig line, he'll be sorry!

[Pacifist Patriot]

34. And here is where he asks the UN for permission.

Oh, I forgot. He doesn't ask the UN for permission for anything. Scratch that. He's volunteering the answer to, "Who is the biggest jackass in the world?"

[Neoma]

49. Seriously, thats when he asks?

[Pacifist Patriot]

53. No clue what he is actually doing in the picture.

As far as I know it is not date-time stamped either prior to or subsequent to the bladder twinges.

[Bouncy Ball]

36. Holeeeee shit.

HELLO? He has to ASK if he can go to the bathroom like a second grader?

Wow. He's so really not the one running things, is he?

I thought this picture was a joke until I checked the links out. Holy crap.

Let this sink in for a second: the guy who has his finger on the nuclear buttons has to ask if he can take a leak.

:scared:

[MissB]

37. Not only that, but he has a very weak grasp of the rules

of the written English language. Good fuck.

[Bouncy Ball]

41. He was the victim of the soft bigotry of low expectations.

(Social Promotion Boy with Family Connections. Ahem. It doesn't make for a sterling education.)

[MissB]

42. True. It also makes for a shitty President. (nt)

[txindy]

68. My favorite implication from this picture is about the press' attitude

Think about it. Would Reuters have published a picture like this last year at this time? No way. Katrina not only blew the smoke out of the public's eyes, it appears to have awakened a mean streak in Reuters, prompting them to show their true contempt for the boy king.

Long may it last! :rofl:

[KansDem]

43. A new name: "President TinyTanks"

Didn't this guy know to visit the men's room before the meeting started?

[geniph]

44. See, I KNEW that 'moran'

couldn't wipe his ass without help!

Condi, dear, go clean the pretzeldunce's bum for him, won't you?

:puke:

[smurfygirl]

47. bathroom break is code for I need to powder my nose

that is why it's formed in a question...

he's saying, you think it's alright if I go get a fix right now?

bush is a fucking cokehead

[NorCalDem]

59. I might be inclined to agree with you

Watch his jaw grind and move side-to-side when he speaks, etc.

Damn, he definitely back on the blow!

[WhiteTara]

61. as in powder UP my nose?

Bwahahahaha

[Zynx]

48. OMG! That's real!

Jesus that's funny.

[qanda]

50. He likes trading notes with Condi at the UN

Remember this one:

[crispini]

51. Let freedom REIGN?

:eyes:

[grasswire]

58. the funny part........

..........is that "Let Freedom Reign" is the title of a skinhead anthem. I wonder if he knew that. White supremacy.

[Infomaniac]

54. It's just plain funny. True or not.

What an effing idiot.

[Dudley_DUright]

56. The Left Coaster Blog has a great series of photos and captions (must see)

on Bush's day at the UN. :evilgrin:

http://www.theleftcoaster.com/archives/005458.php

[moobu2]

64. Hilarious lol

[Olney Blue]

67. LOL- now THAT is funny!

:bounce:

Even Bolton looks annoyed!

[Freedom Socialist]

57. Hmm...

I bet Bush and Annan are going to smoke crack-cocaine while explaining how the consumption of marijuana supports terrorism, a point the two morans agree on.

[TOOLZ]

60. Link to series of pix

<www.toolz.blogs.com>

Back to School 2: Bush at the UN

[NYC Liberal]

62. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

BTW send this to Olbermann!!

[CatBoreal]

66. THE MAN CAN WRITE??????

:wow:

[paineinthearse]

69. Obviously photoshopped

* uses crayolas, not #2 pencils!

[Vox_Reason]

70. What. An. Idiot.

We're stuck with this moron until 2009 until we can impeach his semi-literate ass out of office, and sack the rest of his criminally profiteering cronies for shipping off to The Hague.

I have a lot of respect for John Kerry, but it's moments like these during which I start muttering under my breath. If you'd fought back against these criminals and refused to let Diebold hand the election to B*sh, where would we be now???

[FourStarDemocrat]

71. Don't drink from that glass Kofi!

?

[Bernardo de La Paz]

72. Much bigger earlier thread already on DU Greatest page

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=4772605&mesg_id=4772605

[gatorboy]

73. Why the question mark at the end of bathroom break?

I mean, if I gotta know, I know for sure! :P

It's as if he has to talk her into it or something.

"Mommy!! Plleeeeaaasseee???????"

[jayctravis]

75. Condi should have written back:

"Let Freedom Reign!"

[symbolman]

76. I thought that doves came and wafted his shit away..

since he's so in touch with Jaysus..

Well the note is PROOF that Bush is/was Full of SHIT.

Why are all those people in the UN wearing those "clothing theft protection" devices on their ears? Looks just like them, the older ones :)

[texanwitch]

77. Did he get permission to go to little boy's room?

:shrug: