I gotta move to Boston due to Rick Santorum's speech!

[SammyBlue]

I would get laid all the time, if Senator Fecal-Matter is right. Tramps and loose women everywhere in Boston. Sign my ass up!!!

No wonder my Fraterntyi Big Brother lives in Boston. He must get laid every night.

Thanks for the heads up, Senator Santorum, you uber-loon!!!

[sniffa]

1. it's great here

the best part is the wanton man-on-dog sex.

[cynatnite]

2. You Bostonians are so perverted ;)

:rofl:

[SammyBlue]

3. Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

:rofl:

[MidwestTransplant]

4. I hear there's a lot of man on box turtle sex too.

can anybody confirm?

[sniffa]

5. not anymore

we 'extincted' them with our rampant venereaL diseases.

we probabLy couLd have saved them if we had used protection, but have you ever tried to get a condom on a box turtLe?

[ET Awful]

6. I tried, even a Trojan Magnum wouldn't fit . . . so I tried Saran Wrap n/t

[cynatnite]

7. Saran Wrap!

Are you a cretin? You should've tried rubber gloves.

:rofl:

[sniffa]

9. he mistook its head for another body part

[MadisonProgressive]

8. I was there for 6 full days recently

I only got laid 4 times.

[sniffa]

11. what was the finaL tab?

:yoiks:

[MadisonProgressive]

14. Just under 2200 simoleuns - but well worth it!

[Arkana]

10. Boston r00l3z!

Man-on-dog, man-on-box-turtle, you name it--it goes down in Beantown.

[Sacajawea]

12. Any chance you're referring to the discussion on Majority Report?

If so, that show is a repeat. I heard it quite a while ago. But maybe Senator Pyschopath gave that "sluts in Boston" speech again today.

[TheCowsCameHome]

13. How did Sanitarium have any kids? Somebody have it in for him?

Mr. Proper must have had a surrogate do the deed.