So taking a piss is the news of the day..

[BlueJac]

It is so unreal that people think a normal situation is the news of the day.......hang on I have to take a crap! Maybe this will be the news of this evening.....this is no Hoax, I feel the urge to take a crap.....no Rueters... just the truth.....find something to talk about that is real and not just poppy talk! I love being a Dem...... but I still need to take a crap.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

1. Alread on DU Greatest page

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=4772605&mesg_id=4772605

[Ilsa]

2. I'd like to hear Katie Couric discuss it tomorrow a.m. w/ Matt.

It isn't news until Katie covers it. :sarcasm:

[Rex]

3. When you are the supposed "leader of the free world" and

you can't decide if you need to take a piss or not, yeah that's news! I guess pity instead of laughter is really in order here.

[BlueJac]

8. Focus is what is needed.....

not if I have to pee......what about the war, economy, national debt, Roberts, I can't believe everyone is on Bush because he might have to Potty.........fucking unreal...focus people on the issues!

[Rex]

10. No multitasking for you?

Can you only focus on one thing at a time? I think it is funny how there is a "don't make fun of Bush being a moran" faction here. Funny stuff! :crazy:

[BlueJac]

12. I am testing the simple minded people on this site......

people focus on the ridiculous..not the issues.

[Rex]

14. You've made an issue out of the ridiculous.

Congrats.

[rox63]

4. I don't care if * pisses himself

But we should take every opportunity to mock him. And this is a pretty good opportunity.

[Toots]

5. Hmmm You don't think the President of the USA asking permission to go

to the potty has significance? The density here is astounding at times...

[Fire Walk With Me]

6. Forget Katrina... FORGET...

And think about Bush asking to pee!

New Orleans? WHAT New Orleans? Haha, double meaning!

[applegrove]

7. Yesterday it was "drinking their own ****".

[spacelady]

9. It is madness to give that idiot a pass on this! How many world leaders

have to write a note asking if they can go potty???? This is the critical mass of The Symbolism of the Chimp's Inadequacy!!!!

Not to mention his incompetence/incontinence.

[Bouncy Ball]

11. That made no sense at all.

[TahitiNut]

13. Congratulations on being able to tell all by yourself.

:silly:

[jayctravis]

15. The bizarreness of this is he's the President.

If I have a meeting at work, the grownups understand if I make a hasty exit from a room there's a reason...bathroom, sick, emergency phone call.

He doesn't need a note from the teacher.

Anyone compare this writing with the "Let freedom reign" sample?