I must excuse myself... will you excuse me... pardon me, please...

[Writer]

I mean, how many polite ways have we learned to excuse ourselves professionally?

I mean, c'mon. "I think I might need a bathroom break"??? It's almost like he raised his hand in a second grade classroom. "Mr. Annan? I think I need tah go to thuh bathrooooom!"

So let's see what we can put together - how many different ways could Bush have excused himself more maturely?

Or even more fun :evilgrin: how many other ways would Bush have excused himself as the impish little child he is?

Let it rrrrip!

[fob]

1. He* couldn't get his* ignorant ass out of a Second Grade classroom

while the US was UNDER ATTACK, how the hell is he* going to figure out the protocol at the "irrelevant" UN?

[philosophie_en_rose]

2. But he has to say "mother may I"...

:)

[cryptikchik]

3. Back in kinnergarten

where pres W. apparently stopped his intellectual development, you could hold up one finger to go "number 1" and two fingers to go "number 2" I imagine the Condi and Kofi had to figure out who's turn it was to put on Dubya's leash and take him outside for a "potty break"

[rosesaylavee]

7. Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[cryptikchik]

11. Thanks for the welcome

I don't normally spend time making fun of Dubya. It's like shooting fish in a barrel with a elephant gun, but this one was too funny to pass up :)

[newyawker99]

13. Hi cryptikchik!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[eleny]

4. Anyone knows the answer to that question...

"Which way to the little boy's room?" :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[rosesaylavee]

5. Did he raise his hand and indicate one finger or two?

Every day, just when I think there is nothing more he could do that would embarrass me as an American, I continue to be proven wrong. I am at a loss for words to describe this moron anymore.:freak:

[LoZoccolo]

6. Sometimes I say "I'm gonna go wash my hands."

I mean technically it's true. I just do it after.

[ToolTex]

8. It's Condi's fault for not making him go before they went in!

On a more serious note, did you hear his speech? All the platitudes he spoke were points that the US has demanded be removed from the UN reform protocol. Bolton only wants 750 changes to the previously agreed document. The Bush Doctrine, if you don't like it redesign it beyond recognition and function, it to total shit; FEMA, Social Security, Medicare, the UN, public schools, public TV and NPR, EPA, CIA, and on and on and on.

[leftofthedial]

9. Excuse me niggrah dude, I need to go crap on something

I mean besides the rest of the world

[Geoff R. Casavant]

10. A "Family Guy" homage . . .

"Uh-ohhhhhhhhhh!"

If you've seen the episode, no explanation is needed.

[walldude]

12. I gotta go to the can, man

...I still gotta go the can, man