Kurt Vonnegut's "List of liberal crap I never want to hear again"

[paineinthearse]

http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/the_daily_show/extras/vonnegut.jhtml





LIBERAL CRAP I NEVER WANT TO HEAR AGAIN

Give us this day our daily bread. Oh sure.

Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those wh trespass against us.
Nobody better trespass against me. I'll tell you that.

Blessed are the meek.

Blessed are the merciful. You mean we can't use torture?

Blessed are the peacemakers. Jane Fonda?

Love your enemies - Arabs?

Ye cannot serve God and Mammon. The hell I can't! Look at the Reverand Pat Robertson. And He is as happy as a pig in s**t.

[burrowowl]

1. Love Kurt

Vonnegut!

[bleever]

2. Me too.

[Rex]

3. Modern day Mark Twain.

nt

[ShockediSay]

9. Looks like him too n/t

[Dudley_DUright]

4. "Robertson is happy as a pig in shit"

:spray::rofl:

[lectrobyte]

5. I'm trying to get the quote right, after Jon said he was honored to

have him on the show, Mr. Vonnegut said something to the effect that he was delighted to be there, the show is very popular with the right kind of people. Vonnegut is one of my heroes, too. Reading Slaughterhouse Five was formative.

[longship]

10. And Cat's Cradle!!!

This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but a wimper.

Ice Nine!

[shadowknows69]

12. They're making the movie

better do it right.

[catzies]

11. Kurt: "You [Jon] are enormously popular among the right sort of people/"

:thumbsup:

[paineinthearse]

13. The video is on Comedy Central, see link in initial post nt

[niallmac]

6. Vonneguts TDS interview on Crooks and Liars

Sorry, I am 'link' challenged.

[Im with Rosey]

7. It has been so long since I read Vonnegut

I guess I will have to return to his writing.

[JitterbugPerfume]

8. I just ordered his new book

and I CAN NOT wait to read it . He is an all time favorite of JBP