Now let me get this right: this asshole even needs to be told how to pee?

[CatWoman]

and when to pee?

Stop the fucking world -- I want off!!

[oldtime dfl_er]

1. Not how, just permission

From Mommy Condi.

http://www.cafepress.com/scarebaby/837226

[Stephanie]

2. Try to hold it.

Can you wait until we get there?

[billbuckhead]

4. It's a national nightmare for good Americans

Chimpy's in a different category than any other American president. "W's" more like a bad Roman emperor.

[Skittles]

3. I think he needs permission from Mistress Condi

yes INDEED

Come on, SURELY that has to be a hoax of some kind - it HAS to be - DOESN'T IT?

[firefox]

5. His handlers won't let him have any more sharp objects

They give him a pencil and he shoots himself in the foot with it.

[NVMojo]

6. he is not the "bring em on" dude he acts like ....

[txindy]

7. He asked if he needed to go. Because, I guess, he didn't know.

He did ask, "I think I may need a bathroom break?" As if he wasn't certain he needed one. :wtf: Kindasleazy Rice knows everything, I suppose. So she made that call.

[Speck Tater]

8. He HAD to tell Condi...

... She's the one who holds it for him so he doesn't miss the bowl.

[CatWoman]

9. I wonder

does she "tap" it too?

[Gemini Cat]

13. She gives it a light shake.

It's small so that's all it needs.

[lpbk2713]

10. A photo from TANG Boot Camp .....

Private Chimpy, Private Condi is your new squad leader, and you WILL bunk with her! She'll teach you everything; she'll even teach you how to pee!

[txaslftist]

11. Yep. Most powerful man the world. Leader of the Free World.

Too inept to figure out how to gracefully exit to a urinal.

That's our President. Ain't it grand?

[mandyky]

12. Maybe his valet has to hold it for him

or something

[KansDem]

14. Condi's response: "Be sure to lower the lid!" (eom)