They hate us for our bathroom breaks.

[FSogol]

;-)

[moobu2]

1. Those evildoers,

If your not with us, you cant use our restroom!

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

2. I have a solution for his problem:

Fit the poor man with a catheter. Then, instead of the usual catch bag, they can route it into his head, where the piss will obviously make him smarter by improving upon what he normally has up there. ;-)

[FSogol]

4. Maybe that is what the bulge in his back is for? nt

[fasttense]

3. Made me laugh out loud when I read your post. Great. n/t

[etherealtruth]

5. Thank you for the laugh

:rofl: I'm still sitting here giggling :rofl:

[displacedtexan]

6. Excellent post! And they hate us for...

our ability to survive an idiot president who doesn't know the difference between a sentence and a question!

[TahitiNut]

7. Maybe the FReepers will send him one of their cloning booths.

:evilgrin:

[Qibing Zero]

8. It's those LMDs they've got.

Laxatives of mass destruction, ya know. We're establishing a, uh, yeah, 'inqueery' into the matter of deci-- deterimining which of the UN members planted these horrible affronts to freedom in my apple juice. We think it may have been that, ah, 'Kobe Anonymous' guy. Yeah, him. Something about a, uh, 'basketball-for-food' program. What? An independant commission? Do you want the truth or do you want evil-doer lies? I think the American people deserve the truth!