Why did the TaliBornAgain Shiite Baptists Evacuate, anyway?

[elehhhhna]

Sheesh. I thought that when rapture comes it's like a big, simultaneous (but super-choosy) Coast Guard airlift, sans all the wind, ropes, and baskets. What were they running from? Hmmm?

[TallahasseeGrannie]

1. You have to get naked

and I hope by posting that I am not inelligible if it happens.

LOL

[ret5hd]

2. ooooh...naked rapturites...now that's a picture i didn't need.

[elehhhhna]

4. nah it's cool --they'll all be "restored", remember?

[acmavm]

3. Apparently this time around the destruction doesn't involve water,

(unlike the days of Noah and the flood).

Anyway that's my take on their behavior. I mean they sure as hell saw to it that their asses hauled it to dry ground. Left only those sinful poor and black people to take the punishment they (the fundies) seem to think they (the poor and black) soooo richly deserve for being so SINFUL AND LAZY AND CORRUPT.

<convoluted sarcasm>

[ChickMagic]

5. God promised Noah

that he would never again destroy the world with water. His promise was a rainbow. Next time it will be fire - the very atmosphere will burn.

BTW - I'm an atheist, but unlike most Christerbots, I've read the bible.