So Is Our President Fake or Real? I swear, I just can't tell

[mopaul]

[kliljedahl]

1. President Gore is definitely real

[Missy M]

2. He's a plastic fake president with no brain!!

[HEAVYHEART]

3. Buwahahaa!

Oh mopaul! :hug:

[leftofthedial]

4. the bushturd is really really fake

[jokerman93]

5. fake turkey n/t

[mopaul]

6. that fake turkey was obviously photoshopped, i should know

i have adobe photoshop!.......just keeeeding, i'm a keeeeder.

[jokerman93]

11. OH!

So that was your doing, huh? LOL.

[IChing]

7. Fake cowboy, fake ranch, fake accent, fake compasion, fake war threat.....

fake ferma director, fake debater, fake National Guard records, fake grades, fake clean air act, fake no child left behind act, fake environmentalist, fake fiscal conservative, fake leadership, fake news releases, fake elections.......

sorry he's for real.

[mopaul]

8. yeah, he looks pretty real to me too

way way too real

[mcscajun]

9. He's a fake human being...too bad he's our real (P)resident, though.

Next time, we gotta set the bar WAY Higher!

Real Human Being, Real Heart, Real Intellect.

[cliss]

10. I have always said that our Resident

is a hologram. He looks real enough when you look at him head on, but if you turn the image, you see there is nothing there.

Turn up the heat a little bit, and you see there is nobody home. He's simply - on vacation, out to lunch, See Ya Sayonara. Ariverderci.

I've stated many times that this country has been without a leader, for 5 years now.

[Lisa]

12. it's animatronic -- just follows the same preprogrammed motions

This explains why it's so slow to react to emergencies. It searches its data banks for an appropriate response, and if it can't find one, it shuts down until someone comes along and reboots it.


The Disney version (note how they've made it look more handsome than the original)



http://www.laughingplace.com/News-PID504770-504771.asp


For something really creepy:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn?pagename=article&contentId=A52767-2000Dec26¬Found=true

[Ksec]

13. Hes one of those mothmen

That I saw in a movie last night. The MothMan Prophecies. I had bad dreams over that one.

[donheld]

14. Sadly he's a real fake

:grr:

[Cleita]

15. We don't have a President. We have a badly animated empty

suit going through the motions, but missing his mark more often than he hits it.