The Bush Speech Drinking Game!

[SteppingRazor]

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the preznit plans to make another of his rare public addresses tonight, and that means it's time once again to get good and drunk. Here's what I'm thinking:

one drink for every mention of "freedom."

three drinks for every mention of Condi, in an effort to show he likes black people.

one drink for every mention of Iraq

chug the whole bottle if he announces his resignation


Any other rules y'all would like to add?

[bleever]

1. One drink for each mention of "work" or "hard werk".

[MadisonProgressive]

2. HARD WORK - is worth one shot

Stay the course is worth 2 hots

[liberal N proud]

3. A shot for ever "uhm" and "ah"

A drink for every "hard work"

[SeattleGirl]

For EVERY uhm and ah?

Well, I'd be passed out within a minute of the start of the speech! (That might not be a bad idea.....)

:rofl:

[Whoa_Nelly]

22. How about for every 5 uhm/ah/er?

Would certainly keep all who are playing on their toes while listening and checking the list of how much to drink when
:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

PS Hopefully a printable complete Drinks For DumbYa Speech list is compiled here!

[trekbiker]

4. one thimblefull for every "um" and "uh".... you'll be on the floor..

[Bob3]

5. don't' forget when he mentions war on terror

but you'd blow your liver out in minutes.

[Itchinjim]

6. 9/11 has to be good for a shot......

Because you know he is going to somehow connect Katrina to 9/11.

[Ilsa]

7. "Peace" is another term he'll misuse frequently, so have a shot. eom

[cwydro]

8. How about

a shot for every "compassion" of the American people...or "coming together" in an emergency.

But two shots for every comparison to 9-11.

[SteppingRazor]

10. How about a drink for every "compassion"...

But four drinks if it's used in the phrase "armies of compassion?"

[Ilsa]

9. If he announces his resignation, I'll no longer have a need to drink. eom

[CTD]

11. Do I have to actually watch the speech?

How about I just plan to drink during that hour? I really can't stand listening to that man.

[Island Blue]

12. How about a shot if he mentions

that his administration* responded quickly to help the folks in NC in the wake of Hurricane Ophelia. They were so worried about screwing up again, they had FEMA folks ready for action well before the storm hit the coast. (Then again, maybe Gov. Easley just knows the magic words - nah, I doubt it he's a Dem.)

[cwydro]

15. Concur

completely with the Ophelia thing. But do you really think he can pronounce that name? That may cause some problems.

[SteppingRazor]

17. Who knows? After all, his wife can't pronouce "Katrina"

:shrug:

[Jeanette in FL]

13. "A better New Orleans"

is worth a shot or slug.

[cwydro]

24. a better new orleans

I think we'll hear that one a BUNCH. Better head to the store.

[Jeanette in FL]

31. If it said with a smirk

-euphemism for no more poor people, take a double shot.

[Plaid Adder]

14. There should be a bonus for any mention of Trent Lott's house. n/t

[SteppingRazor]

16. Indeed. That should be huge...

Chug half a bottle if he mentions Trent Lott's house.

[cwydro]

18. I will barf

if he mentions Trent Lott's house.

[SteppingRazor]

20. And I'll barf...

If I follow all these rules tonight :evilgrin:

[cwydro]

23. as will

we all...though I get queasy just watching him talk, or rather, attempt to talk.

[cwydro]

19. shot of tequila

for any mention of his "good times" in New Orleans...

[SteppingRazor]

21. Alternatively, down one highball glass full of hurricane...

Women may avoid drinking by flashing their assets. :evilgrin:

[malta blue]

25. one drink for each NUCULAR

Perhaps his speeches should be written out phonetically as was suggested in another thread, then someone could just write NEWCLEAR and save us all the pain...

:beer:

[Sin]

26. Here is a Preview of his Speech.

Up on the front page of newgrounds. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/265634

im sure they will edit it a bit :) lol

[Whoa_Nelly]

27. Where is the speech preview?

Can't find on page through your link, nor on the actual front page of Newsgrounds.

Better link?

[Sin]

29. Its the flash cartoon

just click the watch this move button trust me its quite funny :)

[Whoa_Nelly]

30. Oh

Was hoping to read an actual preview of the real thing.

[cynatnite]

28. How many for 9/11? n/t

[cwydro]

41. The American people

have responded to this challenge just as they did to 9-11...and yada yada yada. 9-11 will DEFINITELY figure in here somewhere.

[Tari]

32. You all are gonna be very messed up. Anyone have a good hangover

cure? Personally, I can't watch the guy, even with the sound off.

[SteppingRazor]

34. Drinking lots of water while boozing seems to help...

But really, the only hangover cure is time. Painkillers or hair of the dog help the headache, but both of those will make the nausea worse. It's kind of a Catch 22.

[tabasco]

37. Drinking water is an excellent tip !

It seems like you do not get dehydrated and the water helps flush out the bad stuff. Even just a couple glasses of water during a binge will help tremendously. But you may wake up in the middle of the night and REALLY have to go peepee, like the Pretzeldent at the UN.

[SammyWinstonJack]

35. And messed up very early into the speech. I won't watch or listen

so no worries about waking up with a :hangover:

[MN ChimpH8R]

33. Reminds me of the Bob and Mary drinking game when I was in college

Local station showed Bob Newhart and MTM reruns back to back. Drink every time someone said "Bob" or "Mary". You could get pretty hammered depending on the episode with those "Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob" runs...

[Pithy Cherub]

36. Faith based organizations, FEMA is just great, Iraq, 911 anniversary,

Katrina, Homeland Security is fully prepared, New Orleans shall rise again...

Gosh and that's just the preamble. We will be too drunk by the time he gets to the paragraphs part!

Here's to our bladder-impaired pResident who has to ask the Secretary of State can he pee.:crazy:

[Theres-a]

38. What,no bingo?

[Sapphire Blue]

39. Makin' progress.

[Sugarcoated]

40. They Hate Us For Our Freedom!

That gem should be good for a chug of something