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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 01:11 PM
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If George needs to use the bathroom during his speech, what shd he do? >>>


Slip a note to Condi? Or to Laura? Or Dick? Won't Dick be sitting right behind him? Or can he just raise his hand, and then the combined Congress can take an up or down vote on whether to excuse him? Should it be a roll call or voice vote? Or, if he asks Dick for permission and Dick says no, then what? Does he have to finish the speech?






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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 01:12 PM
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1. gotta go gotta go gotta go right now
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 01:13 PM
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2. Too bad Brownie isn't around anymore
Could be George will have to piss like a racehorse.
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Bridget Burke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 01:14 PM
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3. He needs to raise his hand with fingers indicating...
#1 or #2.
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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 01:14 PM
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4. tee hee hee... you said he has to ask "Dick" if he can go pee...
I mean, I've heard of guys thinking with their penises before, but this is ridiculous! Hey-o!
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all night. Tip your waiters and bartenders.
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Bernardo de La Paz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 01:21 PM
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5. What should he do? Depends
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jillan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 01:27 PM
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6. I think that happened to him during one of the debates....
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Yupster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 01:48 PM
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7. This is a reason I don't think I'd want
to be a president.

You have people around you every minute.

If you get up to leave the room everyone turns to watch.

What about burps and farts?

I think I'll skip the public figure stuff and stay a regular guy.
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