Profanity update.

[Cyrano]

Most of us have been using the same cuss words since grade school. The past 4 1/2 years have provided us with an irresistible opportunity to update our vocabulary of profanities. Some examples:

"Go Cheney yourself." No explanation needed.

"Dubya." A male organ.

"Coulter." A private female part.

"Limbaugh." A lougi.

"Rove." Maternal incest.

"Rumsfeld." Steer droppings.

"Hannity." A teensy weensy Limbaugh.

"Scalia." A super-sized Dubya.

"O'Reilly." Where Lougis come from.

"Condi." (See Coulter.)

I don't know whether or not the moderators will shut us down, but feel free to add your own. (And please, use just a little decorum.)

[demnan]

1. You forgot to go "bush" - bathroom functions

Actually Gore Vidal wrote an amusing little book called Myron in the 1970's which used the names of supreme court justices as the 7 "dirty words". Made for a funny read.

[MuseRider]

2. Not me

sorry, I would never think to call something as wonderful as a sex organ after these people. The rest are OK but not that.

[YOY]

3. "lougi"?

Do you mean "loogie" as in a phlemy ball of spit?

[Cyrano]

4. I think Dennis Franz on "NYPD Blue" was the first one to use it.

Heading toward the bathroom he says, "I've got to go lay a lougi."

[Kazak]

5. You forgot one...

Santorum (explanation thoughtfully withheld).

[Gruenemann]

7. right. if you need to know, google it.

i think i'm going to be sick--google sounds like gargle...

[newswolf56]

6. I thought a "santorum" was a place where people were abandoned to die...

of dread diseases or suffer the pains of involuntary childbirth. Surrounded by incense, prayer and chanting, of course.

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. I question the logic

of "coulter" referring to a female part.

:wtf: