What's your worst case scenerio for Bush's speech tonight?

[Melodybe]

Mine would be one of two things, either he declares that he is the chimperor and there is nothing we can do about it, or he declares we are getting into a nuclear war.

So what is the worst thing that Bush could say tonight?

[democrat_patriot]

1. "I'm handling everything, don't worry"

Or: "God told me to (fill in the blank)".

[TwilightZone]

2. It's going to be bad enough - Rove is in charge of the recovery.

That in itself is pretty scary.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

3. "I look forward to being your president for the next three years."

Seriously...it's all uphill from there.

[skypilot]

4. Actually listening to it.

*

[patricia92243]

5. Declare Martial Law n/t

[rkc3]

17. Martial law will be declared across the country.

And a reinstatement of the draft - to supply enough soldiers for the new war with Syria and Iran.

[underpants]

6. He has to leave and go to the bathroom

Sorry couldn't resist.

[sniffa]

40. or...

he's not aLLowed to, and has an accident... and FINALLY, disgraces the nation.


"mr. president, can you go to the bathroom? i don't know. may you go to the bathroom? no."

[cynatnite]

7. Trust me n/t

[gatorboy]

8. If his lips start moving,

then you know we're screwed...

[Drifter]

9. The worst case scenario for me is

that I am unable to avoid watching it.

I know what he's going to say, how stupid he is going to sound. He is too much of an embarrassment for me to watch him at all.

Cheers
Drifter

[zanne]

10. Laura is pregnant.

[cbear70]

27. omg

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[triguy46]

32. "And no one leaves till we get a DNA sample from everyone!"

"Whats your daddy's name child? Whats your daddy's name?"

[newyawker99]

38. ROFL!!

:rofl:

[MisterP]

11. "I don't have to go anymore."

[mr_hat]

12. Same old tired shit, >

MSM gushes with movie-review plaudits.

[dbonds]

13. Initiatives

1) Secure Streets - Bush needs to declare martial law

2) Reconstruction - Bush needs a blank check with no oversight to organize the rebuild effort.

3) Fair Wages - Bush needs to have labor that is not union control (we know those nasty unions will try to rip off the companies), all wage levels will be set by government.

4) Damage Amelioration - Due to extensive emergency , we will not have congressional elections in 2006. Everyones term will be extended 2 years for this one time only emergency.

[louis-t]

14. He declares he's going on vacation again.

Right after he gets his bathroom break.

[Theres-a]

15. Draft.

[electron_blue]

16. Brown nominated to Supreme Court

Seriously, his talk is supposed to be about "reconstruction" (how I wish they didn't use that term) of a major southern city/area, right? My worst case scenario is that he will use scare tactics to beef up homeland security and severely curtail citizens rights.

More eminent domain, more martial law, and $$ going to Haliburton

[blossomstar]

18. he'll try to act all humble and ask the nation to pray for him....

it worked last time! Poor thing, everything bad is happening to him. Puke. Seems like the animals have been in charge of the zoo since his watch started.

[Blue_In_AK]

19. My guess is there will be nothing surprising in his speech...

Just more of the same old same old.

[NYCGirl]

20. If that's your worst case scenario, then you'll be pleasantly surprised.

He won't do either of those things. I'd bet money on it.

[mod mom]

21. Worst would be : "We have just nuked Iran" :(

[GreenPartyVoter]

22. Yours are good and so is martial law, but I think more likely is

he hits a home run and the media and the sheeple fall for it and everyone pretends life is hunky dory.

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[tabasco]

23. I'm resigning and Dick Cheney will be the next President.

I think I'd take nuclear war over that !

[El Supremo]

24. He'll say that he just nuked Boston so that...

it will be rebuilt better (and without all those liberals).

[lpbk2713]

25. Regretably, due to the war for Democracy in Iraq and Afghanistan

and the tragic devestation in the Gulf coast ..... the United States is now broke.


Sorry folks. There's no more money. We therefore appeal to the private sector. Please send your donations to bushco.0rg.

[julialnyc]

26. he has elected Alan Keyes to fill O'Connor's vacancy

N/T

[izzie]

28. He will sound like he really comes from Texas?

Can not let his base get away.

[Bridget Burke]

30. When has he ever done that?

Most Texans, especially those along the Gulf Coast, respect hurricanes.

[triguy46]

35. Can't let them see the connecticutt roots.

[flannelmouth]

29. Tonights speach

He will have Mayor Ragin standing at his side. They will declare that N.O. is opening up faster than anybody thought. Bush will congratulate the mayor for getting most of the people out of town and saving thousands of lives. (400-500 dead out of 500000) The city will be rebuilt blah blah blah. And people will say “see it was just the media blowing it all out of proportion, where is that girl in Aruba” Don’t be shocked.

Opps. I still move my lips when I type, I was thinking Ray Nagin but my tongue got tangled in my eye teeth.

[newyawker99]

39. Hi flannelmouth!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[triguy46]

31. "because of national security issues....

I will be suspending the constitution and civil rights. For your protection, I will now El Presidente for Life Bush."

[onenote]

33. That I can't find anything else to watch.

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[matt819]

36. That he shows up. (nt)

[EC]

37. This is just - all they've got left

Rove said, "I got nothing, you'll have to take responsiblity and then make a speech saying how you will investigate and make things right."

That's all it will be, ** trying to look caring and on the job...

Watch for some of those smiles that look like he doesn't know what to do...

[kentuck]

41. He could change his mind and not resign..?

That would be disappointing.