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glarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 03:18 PM
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CNN says "what would you like to hear the president say tonight?"
How about....."I RESIGN!"
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acmavm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 03:19 PM
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1. That's where I was going.
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MalibuChloe Donating Member (431 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 03:20 PM
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2. "The vice-president and I have both decided to resign...." n/t
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 03:20 PM
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3. YESssssss. nt
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electropop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 03:20 PM
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4. That's what most Americans want to hear.
60% according to the latest polls.
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sasha031 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 03:23 PM
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sorry we stole the 2000 and 2004 election
we are going to give back the president cy and both houses to the Democrats
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 03:22 PM
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5. He'll get a million of those...I sent one. It said nothing else.
nt
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in_cog_ni_to Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 03:22 PM
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6. Yep. That gets my vote! "I resign"...that would be sweet music to my ears!
I will never happen though. :(
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 03:22 PM
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7. Just say those two little words..
You know you want it....
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CountAllVotes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 03:23 PM
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8. if * was any sort of a "man" at all
He would admit that he has failed America and that he is resigning.

However, we know that * is not a man, he is the EVIL ANTICHRIST, SO don't expect to hear him say "I resign".

I can only wish.

:kick:





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Mark E. Smith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 03:23 PM
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9. I am resigning so that I might stand trial for gross negligence...
...resulting in the deaths of thousands of innocent American citizens.
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wake.up.america Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 03:23 PM
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10. "Uncle"
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trotsky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 03:23 PM
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11. Three things.
Edited on Thu Sep-15-05 03:23 PM by trotsky
1) "Dick Cheney has resigned."
2) "I nominate Al Gore to be Vice President."
3) "I resign."
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chookie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 03:23 PM
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12. "I will do the honorable thing...
..and will resign, effective tomorrow at 12 noon. I have advised my cabinet to commit harakiri, effective immediately. Democratic leader Reid will choose my successor, until a fair election can be carried out. I am very sorry for being a total frat boy fuck up."
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Vinca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 03:24 PM
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13. Why did they have to ask?
I, personally, will volunteer to go to the White House and pack Dubya's bag.
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Pithy Cherub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 03:25 PM
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14. bush: "Impeachment, please!"
"Resigning is the chicken's way out and I need to be fired to understand how my hard work has failed Amerikka."
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Carni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 03:25 PM
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15. "I have full blown aids that I contracted from the vice president"
"We both have only six months to live and Denny is also infected"

Sorry, but that's what I want to hear!
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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 03:26 PM
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16. Uh, we really did cheat in the election so I'm quitting and
John Kerry and John Edwards can worry about New Orleans and Iraq. Start packin', Laura.
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lophopper Donating Member (9 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 03:27 PM
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17. I'm sorry.
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 03:27 PM
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18. How about "I quit, and I'm taking them all down with me!"
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Tuttle Donating Member (919 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 03:27 PM
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19. Yes "I resign"
however here's what he probably WILL say

I apologize for my 'apology'.

I apologize for not actually apologizing.

I hereby withdraw Robert's nomination (starting to look like too much like another Souter).

He will look into the camera (no audience allowed) and tell us "I just saved a bundle on my car insurance".

Tut-tut

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Marr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 03:28 PM
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20. It's going to be all terrorism, privitization, and Iran.
But I'd prefer the simple resignation as well.
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mzmolly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 03:29 PM
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21. The election was in fact stolen, and John Kerry is President.
:D
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alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 03:29 PM
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22. This job isn't fun anymore. I...Qu... No...no ...NO KARL! SHUT UP!
LET ME TALK!!!
No! You shut up!
.....I know you are, but what am I?

Yeah? Well I quit!

Oh yeah?

Watch me! Flips bird at camera.

This is for you. I quit!

Storms off in a huff.
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Catrina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 03:31 PM
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23. I agree
'I resign' that's all I want to hear from him.
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Connie_Corleone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 03:32 PM
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24. "Take this job and shove it!! I'm outta here!"
Edited on Thu Sep-15-05 03:33 PM by Connie_Corleone
"And Cheney and Hastert are going to jail."
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crankybubba Donating Member (818 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 03:44 PM
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27. me too
Edited on Thu Sep-15-05 03:45 PM by crankybubba
great minds think alike ;)
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 03:35 PM
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25. "I have never been a quitter."
Edited on Thu Sep-15-05 03:36 PM by Book Lover
George, I wrote your speech for you! Shocking how little I had to change from Nixon's speech...

Good evening.

This is the 4th time I have spoken to you from this office, where so many decisions have been made that shaped the history of this Nation. Each time I have done so to discuss with you some matter that I believe affected the national interest.

In all the decisions I have made in my public life, I have always tried to do what was best for the Nation. Throughout the long and difficult period of the War Against Terror, I have felt it was my duty to persevere, to make every possible effort to complete the term of office to which you elected me.

In the past few days, however, it has become evident to me that I no longer have a strong enough political base in the Congress to justify continuing that effort. As long as there was such a base, I felt strongly that it was necessary to see the constitutional process through to its conclusion, that to do otherwise would be unfaithful to the spirit of that deliberately difficult process and a dangerously destabilizing precedent for the future.

But with the disappearance of that base, I now believe that the constitutional purpose has been served, and there is no longer a need for the process to be prolonged.

I would have preferred to carry through to the finish whatever the personal agony it would have involved, and my family unanimously urged me to do so. But the interest of the Nation must always come before any personal considerations.

From the discussions I have had with Congressional and other leaders, I have concluded that because of the War on Terror and the lacking federal response to Hurricane Katrina, I might not have the support of the Congress that I would consider necessary to back the very difficult decisions and carry out the duties of this office in the way the interests of the Nation would require.

I have never been a quitter. To leave office before my term is completed is abhorrent to every instinct in my body. But as President, I must put the interest of America first. America needs a full-time President and a full-time Congress, particularly at this time with problems we face at home and abroad.

To continue to fight through the months ahead for my personal vindication would almost totally absorb the time and attention of both the President and the Congress in a period when our entire focus should be on the great issues of peace abroad and prosperity without inflation at home.

Therefore, I shall resign the Presidency effective at noon tomorrow. Vice President Cheney will be sworn in as President at that hour in this office.

As I recall the high hopes for America with which we began this second term, I feel a great sadness that I will not be here in this office working on your behalf to achieve those hopes in the next 21/2 years. But in turning over direction of the Government to Vice President Cheney, I know that the leadership of America will be in good hands.

By taking this action, I hope that I will have hastened the start of that process of healing which is so desperately needed in America.
I regret deeply any injuries that may have been done in the course of the events that led to this decision. I would say only that if some of my Judgments were wrong, and some were wrong, they were made in what I believed at the time to be the best interest of the Nation.
To those who have stood with me during these past difficult months, to my family, my friends, to many others who joined in supporting my cause because they believed it was right, I will be eternally grateful for your support.

And to those who have not felt able to give me your support, let me say I leave with no bitterness toward those who have opposed me, because all of us, in the final analysis, have been concerned with the good of the country, however our judgments might differ.
So, let us all now join together in affirming that common commitment and in helping our new President succeed for the benefit of all Americans.

I shall leave this office with regret at not completing my term, but with gratitude for the privilege of serving as your President for the past 51/2 years. These years have been a momentous time in the history of our Nation and the world. They have been a time of achievement in which we can all be proud, achievements that represent the shared efforts of the Administration, the Congress, and the people.

But the challenges ahead are equally great, and they, too, will require the support and the efforts of the Congress and the people working in cooperation with the new Administration.

We perhaps will never end America's longest war, but in the work of securing a lasting peace in the world, the goals ahead are even more far-reaching and more difficult. We must complete a structure of peace so that it will be said of this generation, our generation of Americans, by the people of all nations, not only that we ended one war but that we prevented future wars.

In the Middle East, 100 million people in the Arab countries, many of whom have considered us their enemy for nearly 20 years, now look on us as their friends. We must continue to build on that friendship so that peace can settle at last over the Middle East and so that the cradle of civilization will not become its grave.

Around the world, in Asia, in Africa, in Latin America, in the Middle East, there are millions of people who live in terrible poverty, even starvation. We must keep as our goal turning away from production for war and expanding production for peace so that people everywhere on this earth can at last look forward in their children's time, if not in our own time, to having the necessities for a decent life.

Here in America, we are fortunate that most of our people have not only the blessings of liberty but also the means to live full and good and, by the world's standards, even abundant lives. We must press on, however, toward a goal of not only more and better jobs but of full opportunity for every American and of what we are striving so hard right now to achieve, prosperity without inflation.

Sometimes I have succeeded and sometimes I have failed, but always I have taken heart from what Theodore Roosevelt once said about the man in the arena, "whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes short again and again because there is not effort without error and shortcoming, but who does actually strive to do the deed, who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumphs of high achievements and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly."

I pledge to you tonight that as long as I have a breath of life in my body, I shall continue in that spirit. I shall continue to work for the great causes to which I have been dedicated throughout my years as a Congressman, a Senator, a Vice President, and President, the cause of peace not just for America but among all nations, prosperity, justice, and opportunity for all of our people.

There is one cause above all to which I have been devoted and to which I shall always be devoted for as long as I live.

When I first took the oath of office as President 5 1/2 years ago, I made this sacred commitment, to "consecrate my office, my energies, and all the wisdom I can summon to the cause of peace among nations."
I have done my very best in all the days since to be true to that pledge. As a result of these efforts, I am confident that the world is a safer place today, not only for the people of America but for the people of all nations, and that all of our children have a better chance than before of living in peace rather than dying in war.

This, more than anything, is what I hoped to achieve when I sought the Presidency. This, more than anything, is what I hope will be my legacy to you, to our country, as I leave the Presidency.

To have served in this office is to have felt a very personal sense of kinship with each and every American. In leaving it, I do so with this prayer: May God's grace be with you in all the days ahead.
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Catchawave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 03:38 PM
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26. Nah, no resigning tonight, just more ACK-ting concern for
the other America. Gotta build that base back up, ya'know.

I started a President Cheney thread yesterday, but I don't think he wants to be President, much less Vice President.

How about a President Rice ?

But I think if Bush steps down, he should take all his "appointees" with him.

Which leaves us with President DeLay ? Frist?

Oy-vey, I'm getting more worried now :)
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leftupnorth Donating Member (657 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 04:32 PM
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28. Here's the firt 10 in the line of succession from Wikipedia
Vice President (Richard B. Cheney)
Speaker of the House of Representatives (J. Dennis Hastert)
President pro tempore of the Senate (Ted Stevens)
Secretary of State (Condoleezza Rice)
Secretary of the Treasury (John W. Snow)
Secretary of Defense (Donald H. Rumsfeld)
Attorney General (Alberto Gonzales)
Secretary of the Interior (Gale Norton)
Secretary of Agriculture (Mike Johanns)
Secretary of Commerce (Carlos Gutierrez, ineligible)

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geniph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 04:44 PM
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29. I'm picturing him with a spell like in Liar, Liar
one that compels him to tell the truth, no matter what. Now, THAT would be entertaining.

"Yup, Diebold helped steal the election for me, both times. Yup, we knew about it."

"Oh, I don't give a fuck about Osama. It was convenient that he blew up them towers fulla Noo Yorkers when he did, gave me the excuse I needed to do what the PNAC folks were tellin' me I needed to do."

"When did I quit doing coke? Um...about fifteen minutes before I went on the air."

"Is Jeeesuz my personal savior? Naw, but he sure is handy for gettin' them yokels in Jesusland to do whatever I want!"

"Roe v. Wade? Naw, I don't give a shit. It's just handy for keepin' the rabble all stirred up."

"Brown and Chertoff? Yup, they're dumbfucks, and they screwed the pooch, but who cares about those kind of people in Nawlins anyway? Halliburton's gonna make MILLIONS off the reconstruction, and we can make sure Nawlins is rebuilt with all nice big houses for my supporters. We sure got rid of the Bad Element down there, didn't we?"
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