I ain't watching the stinkin' lousy speech

[Jersey Devil]

I just get so angry that I can't sleep after watching one of Commander CuckooBananas speeches. Last year for my birthday one of my kids gave me a little soft rubber W to put on the table next to my TV armchair to smash when I watch him so I wouldn't throw stuff at the TV anymore. But even that is not helping.

I'll wait until tomorrow find out what he said, AFTER I read the box scores.

[Arkana]

1. Neither am I

what time is he on, though? I don't want him preempting anything I normally watch.

[Connie_Corleone]

2. 9:00 pm ET

[Arkana]

5. YES...

he won't preempt "The O.C.".

[Maat]

3. Neither am I.

Per strict orders from the Husband.

Says that my blood pressure gets too high, and our home electronic systems are in great danger.

I'll let my progressive web, radio and televisions hosts filter it for me.

[naturalselection]

4. I think I will wait for the Daily Show's rendition

of *'s speech, probably on Monday.

[Jersey Devil]

7. Great idea. That's how I saw the state of the union

I just can't take it anymore.

[4 t 4]

6. Yea me too

I ain't watching no way yuck yuck yuck-ie!!!! Blah blah blah WHATEVER shrubie ass wipe incompetent fool.

[sasha031]

Thomas Hartman

Is standing in for Sam and Jeanene on the Majority Report.

[annabanana]

8. boo hiss... Chimpy McCokespoon has pre-empted

the premier of the new "Survivor"

I CAN'T watch him... very bad for the blood pressure..

[ClintonTyree]

16. Where is it this season........

New Orleans? bush replaces Jeff Probst and the first "challenge" is to see who can beat bush to a bloody pulp first. Must see TV!

[bullwinkle428]

20. I looked at the Yahoo TV listings - apparently, CBS isn't

showing the speech at all. "Survivor" airs at 8:00 E.D.T., and the 2-hour finale of last season's "CSI" airs at 9:00. CBS : a *-free zone tonight!!

[CitrusLib]

9. I always have to read transcripts. I can't stomach him live.

[maine_raptor]

10. I'll be watching

but with the sound off. Why? Cause we're having hot dogs and BEANS for dinner tonight and I'll be farting proudly in his face!!!!

[lophopper]

11. I always watch them,

and then I'm so mad, I end up yelling at the TV. I scared the cat out of the room during the last SOTU.

This isn't normal behavior, is it?? Should I just read a book?

[newyawker99]

25. Hi lophopper!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[MsTryska]

12. i won't be watching either....

I actually have a date with Doom for Nintendo64.

[4 t 4]

13. Chimpy

McCokespoon hee heee heee

[rocktivity]

14. FOAM ROCKS ROCK!

Foam Rocks $4.95

Magic by Gosh's rocks look just like real granite - without the weight! Large & Small sold separately...

Perfect for throwing at the TV--you get rid of your hostility without having to replace it! A nerf ball or rolled up tube sock works well, too.

:headbang:
rocknation

[ClintonTyree]

15. Just the sight of the miserable cretin.........

is enough to sicken me. I'll be counted as "not watching" as well.

[txindy]

17. I want to see Tinkles, the pee pee pResident

I haven't had this many good laughs in a long time! :rofl:

[Lindsay]

18. I can't watch either.

My cat gets all worried about me when I yell, and I can't listen to any Repug speak without screaming, "Bullshit!" repeatedly. So to avoid upsetting the cat, I will be doing something else at the time.

[titoresque]

19. I'll be watching

if I can get rid of this headache first.......

[Ksec]

21. Me either. He will throw the poor a bone

and then the media will proclaim King George is a great leader to be sooo generous with our money. Same as it ever was . Eat the poor , trickle down garbage.

[HeeBGBz]

22. Better not pre-empt Survivor

Not that THAT will be worth a shit either.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

23. Fucking speech

It's going to eliminate one episode of "Scrubs," one of the few TV shows I really like.

Bastard.

[Jersey Devil]

24. bumped to compete with the hijacked version of this string