The Wolf Blitzer Channel

[Ilsa]

All Wolf. All day. He was on when I turned it on this morning, so I turned it off. Wolf was on at lunchtime, so I changed the channel. He iwas on at 2pm and now at almost 4pm. Why is he on all friggin' day?

[jeff30997]

1. Wolfie Superstar !

Baaaaaaarf!

[Melodybe]

8. Don't you mean Leslie Superstar?

Don't degrade a majestic animal cause of that douche bag.

[KharmaTrain]

2. Cause He's So "Trusted"

Fortunately I have a baseball game on. I'm "Leslie'd" out...but other than Cooper who else is there on this network worth watching? Maybe Aaron Brown, but even an hour of him requires burning holes in my hands to keep from falling asleep.

Sadly, this story has drifted back from the reality that was and is New Orleans to the bubble world of the beltway and their self-importance and indulgances.

My addiction to Cable news has dimninshed greatly over the past couple years.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

3. he looks about 4 feet tall

he's got chronic penis envy.

[maveric]

10. He may have a canine-like tail.

I just heard that somewhere.

[medeak]

4. Jack Cafferty said it's "telethon without a disease"

WOLF BLITZER: That's fascinating, watching a friend or relative flying some place, you go there at flight explorer.com and you can see it almost realtime. Thank you. Useful information in "The Situation Room." Let's get more useful information, Jack cafferty. I almost said useless information, Jack, but i corrected myself.

CAFFERTY: Has that been a Freudian slip? How many hours have you been on your feet? Too many? They should pay you by the hour. This show is a telethon without a disease. It goes on and on and on.

[Elidor]

5. The disease is cable news. It makes you stupid.

What a classic slip.

[Moochy]

6. Undiagnosed disease

Its an undiagnosed syndrome, not sure if its a disease, but it's presenting a cluster of symptoms: patriotism, delerium, terminal jingoism.

[julialnyc]

7. Rush's girlfriend is longer listed as having a show

Maybe Wolf is doing double duty until they find a replacement?

Is Daryn gone?

[Ilsa]

9. Maybe she quit over frustration

of having to say so many ugly things about Bushie lately. It finally got her depressed.

Or maybe she picked up Rush's oxy habit.

[shadowknows69]

11. Wolf has been digitized

he exists only in the situation room now. they just load him up when they need him.