A little snipit of Bush's speech tonight

[Parche]

GW Bush: "Good evening, people of America
"Hurricane Katrina reminds me of Sept 11th, that terrorist storm that swept into New Orleans will be punished
we will go after it, any country harboring this hurricane or any tropical storms are the enemy, you are either
with us or against us, we will hunt you down.
I have asked the new FEMA director Mr David P-A-U-L I-S-O-N to start working on a relief effort
You know it is hard work being the President.
We as a Nation need to come together, they dont call me the Great Unificator for nothing.
Sept 11th taught us a lesson about hurricanes, they are destructive, and destroy things, thats why
they are called destructive destroyers
I have asked Dick Cheney to come out of his undisclosed location and make another appearance
in the gulf region, he has to keep Halliburton in line.
They are a fine company, the no-bid process works, this is America, land of the free
and the home of the patriotic.
So when I look out into the rubble of New Orleans, it not only reminds me of Sept 11th
but that we can rebuild, we are fighting the hurricanes over on the other side of the world
so we dont have to fight them here.
Good night.

[daninthemoon]

1. Not accurate. Not enough mentions of 9/11, and I don't think *

has ever breathed the name Haliburton in public.