One thing bush could say that would lose his moronic 30%?

[Bonhomme Richard]

Poll question: One thing bush could say that would lose his moronic 30%?

What's the one thing bush could say that would lose his moronic 30%?

[Ishoutandscream2]

1. "I'm a bisexual"

The fundies would faint dead away.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

22. I'm marrying Jeffie and we will raise a black child together

[etherealtruth]

2. "I'm converting to Islam"

:sarcasm:

[WildClarySage]

3. I really don't think there's anything that would sway the bottom tier

of his base- they're too stupid to ever admit they were misled by the great fool, and even a dead girl or a live boy wouldn't affect them.

[Dr.Phool]

4. "No contest, Yer Honor"

[Melodybe]

7. Stupid hillbillies, you've been punked!

[zbdent]

5. Why would "I'm raising taxes" get rid of his moronic following?

Help me out, here.

He's not going to raise taxes on "them" (that's the way it will be spun - despite the evidence and the people losing ground even faster) . . .

[Qibing Zero]

6. I've been skipping a lot of the speech threads...

Has anyone mentioned the possibility he may say he's going to pull a big stunt and say those tax breaks aren't going to be perminant, and the money is going to go to NO? Just seems like the kind of 'classy' thing he does when he realizes he's in deep water.

[magnolia]

19. From the excerpts I've heard...

...they didn't mention tax cuts but he will be presenting one of the biggest restorations ever. His base is NOT going to like that. They don't want him spending that kind of money on "those people".

[jjmalonejr]

8. I resign

[cynatnite]

9. Dick and I are getting married in Canada n/t

[RagingInMiami]

10. I had sex with a black woman

[BronxBoy]

23. Damn

I though for sure he was screwing Condi!

[teach1st]

11. The truth N/T

[AlinPA]

12. Um fer Gawd in the pledge, um fer the flag 'n Gawd, yer either fer me or

aginst me , my fella 'murcans, 'n um gona smoke 'im out dead er alive.

[AirAmFan]

13. As Lyndon Johnson said, "We SHALL overcome"!

[Sapphire Blue]

14. Saying "I'm not a Christian & the bible is BS. FU, suckers & morans!"

... might do it. Then again, they'd probably just pray that he gets born-again again.

[elehhhhna]

15. "I'm havng an abortion right now"

[Missy Vixen]

16. "I have a boyfriend"

Second statement that would shake the 30%?

"I did not have sex with that woman," namely, Condi Rice.

Julie

[ComerPerro]

17. Not a thing. There is nothing he could say to lose them

[ck4829]

18. "I'm raising taxes" OR...

"I'm converting to ________" (Fill in any Non-Christian Religion here or put Roman Catholicism in the blank"

[nyhuskyfan]

20. I did not have sexual relations with that man...

Bill Clinton.

Well, I guess that depends on how you define "relations".

(edited to be funnier by mentioning Clinton)

[spindoctor]

21. Taxes. Just like daddy, the only thing these greedy bastards care about

His religious base is only about 10%. Crucial for the neocons, but not a major group.

[free_spirit82]

24. Condi was pregnant....

but I made her have an abortion because I'm really in love with Dick.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

25. "i have to pee"

[European Socialist]

26. I want to double the minimum wage.

[32706]

27. Son of Florida Gov. Bush Arrested

AUSTIN, Texas - The youngest son of Florida Gov. Jeb Bush was arrested early Friday and charged with public intoxication and resisting arrest, law enforcement officials said.



John Ellis Bush, 21, was arrested by agents of the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission at 2:30 a.m. on a corner of Austin's Sixth Street bar district, said commission spokesman Roger Wade.

The nephew of President Bush was released on $2,500 bond for the resisting arrest charge, and on a personal recognizance bond for the public intoxication charge, officials said.

Wade said he had no further details about the charges.

Gov. Bush and his wife Columba appeared Friday evening at a museum reception in Miami.

"My son's doing fine. It's a private matter. We will support him. We're sad for him. But I'm not going to discuss it on the public square with 30 cameras," the governor told reporters.

It's not the first time Florida's first family has experienced legal problems with one of their children.

Noelle Bush, the governor's daughter, was arrested in January 2002 and accused of trying to pass a fraudulent prescription at a pharmacy to obtain the anti-anxiety drug Xanax. She completed a drug rehabilitation program in August 2003 and a judge dismissed the drug charges against her.

[Spider Jerusalem]

28. "You dumb bastards, I'm a Chinese agent. Hahahaha!"

But seriously, they could probably catch Bush buried balls-deep in a dead dog in the middle of Times Square at high noon and he'd still hold on to about 5-10% support, because some people are just that stupid.

[cwydro]

29. shit, "I'm a Nazi"

would just bring more to his base...I think they're all Fascists anyway.