OFFICIAL BUSH SPEECH THREAD #3

[Skinner]

[XanaDUer]

1. He blows.

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[Kurovski]

3. He sucks

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[karlrschneider]

And defying the laws of physics, sucks at the same time!

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[Midlodemocrat]

2. "see the pretty girl in the mirror there. Who can that attractive girl

be".

:eyes:

[lizziegrace]

6. Armies of Compassion

my ass...

[geomon666]

4. WHAT?

Protecting a city that sits below the ocean is hard but it can and has been done?

OBVIOUSLY NOT ASS!

[NRaleighLiberal]

5. "Armies of Compassion"

[spanone]

Oxymoran

[Justyce]

that has to be the all-time stupidest

phrase ever written by a speech writer...... lol

[Maddy McCall]

7. Slurring badly. Is it the drugs or the booze?

[xray s]

27. He knocked down a couple of Hurricaines before the speech

yummy

[Justyce]

34. or a lovely mixture of both

[cynatnite]

Is he thinking the 'oil' will pay for it? n/t

[Solly Mack]

8. it's the armies of compassion

gag

[rocktivity]

Still peddling his faith based inititatives, I see

:(

[rocktivity]

64. You've had FIVE YEARS in which to come up with disaster and terror plans

What's your rush?

[rodeodance]

100. Fed. had on on paper--just did not care enough to implement it.!

[rocktivity]

104. The mayor and governor at least TRIED to do what they were supposed to

They KNEW they were going to be overwhelmed no matter WHAT they did--AND THAT'S WHY THEY CALLED ON YOU TWO DAYS BEFORE THE STORM WAS HIT!

[Solly Mack]

68. Exactly...that's exactly what he's promoting

that and his ownership society

[Synnical]

9. How does he propose to pay for all these efforts??

[lizziegrace]

25. reimbursing churches

for their charity?? Since when??????????

[medeak]

70. WTF?

thanks... I wasn't sure I heard that right!

[Midlodemocrat]

38. Why, he will roll back all the tax relief efforts for the rich!!!!!

That's how, by gum.

[yankeefanatic3]

10. Look at the clock and poles......9 11!!! AGAIN

Another 911 subliminal message

[Fescue4u]

40. lol.. I hear he does that twice a day to!

that bastard!

:)

[Stephanie]

42. I don't get it

Oh you meant the time is 9:11?

[lophopper]

11. what's an army of compassion??

[stepnw1f]

44. Brownshirt Parade

Welcome to DU.

[Jawja]

WELL, Most

obviously, Rover read the polls that said the public was more concerned about NO and the homeland than IRAQ.

That's why he's out there "taking charge" of NO.

:think: :boring:

[Up2Late]

12. He keeps backing away from the mic when ever he proposes giving Poor

People money.

What a tool.

[Up2Late]

He's Just Challenged Scout Troops n/t

[rocktivity]

A lottery for low income people?

Why can't they ALL go back to where they used to live?

[chalky]

13. "In hard times, they can count on someone who cares."

STFU, asshole.

[NRaleighLiberal]

14. Dupe post - self delete

[NRaleighLiberal]

Like the publishers clearing house??? Ed McMahon involved?

[NRaleighLiberal]

15. Empty platitude time...watch out!!!!!!!!!!!

[rodeodance]

32. he is smirking!

[rodeodance]

16. where is his compassion (coming out of tax payers money).

[Stephanie]

17. He is going into the religious segment - he is SWAGGERING

This must be a well-rehearsed segment - an excerpt from his boilerplate.

[Sydnie]

ding ding - I called Former Presidents before! LOL n/t

[mshasta]

18. moron

[durablend]

19. Where's that barf bag?

I'm feeling nauseous

:puke:

[BlueCollar]

20. I keep waiting for him to say

'...AND THE GOOD NEWS IS i GOT A GREAT DEAL ON CAR INSURANCE..."

[rodeodance]

52. well, he IS saying the victims can have a good deal with the Fed gov.

[leftyleftist]

78. LOL blue collar n/t

[leftyleftist]

91. It was not a "normal" hurricane? WTF???? n/t

[Jawja]

86. LOL!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Fridays Child]

Armies of Compassion, aka Halliburton and SCI

[LSK]

21. how many times has he said compassion now?? 62?

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

22. Where is Dr. Marble when ya need him?

Why can't someone yell out "Fuck You Mr. President, Fuck You!"

??//

Is it possible?

[LSparkle]

23. There's that fucking "Armies of Compassion" line again!

Why does he have to pair "Army" and "compassion" when an Army is meant to be a violent force? Everything is military with this asshat!

[JesterCS]

56. I heard that

and was like... WTF??? Army of Compassion.... LEts rename it United States Halliburton Corpse

[Murdock]

24. Here we go...

Cue "Armies of Compassion"... :puke:

[Fleshdancer]

26. can we talk about cleaning up the toxic sludge before talking about

how more people need to be enslaved by mortgages??

[Bouncy Ball]

28. ARMIES of compassion?

Why must he use the term "armies?" Sounds like "I am going to compassionately shoot you now!"

How about just "people who care?"

[Dissent Is Patriotic]

No, no, bouncy ball,

he's always slippy mcfallsdown in my eyes. thanks to you ofcourse. my whole entire family will now only refer to him by that monacher thanks to you.

[Bouncy Ball]

124. Heh heh, thanks.

Slippy McFalls-A-Lot.

Or Drinky McDrunk-A-Lot.

It really works a lot of different ways for that piece of shit slimeball.

[yankeefanatic3]

60. IN A TIME OF WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION???? WHERE????

[geomon666]

29. There he goes again

With that disgusting 'Armies of Compassion' crap!

Does everything revolve around war with this son of a bitch?

[AlCzervik]

30. Faith based rebuilding "Armies of compassion" blech.

[MichiganVote]

31. Lower the poll numbers=higher the price tab for taxpayers=Bush

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

33. He said "by land and by sea and by air."

Two days too late, asshole!

[tjdee]

I do not want to be in AN ARMY, okay, asshole? So stop saying it!!

What the hell with these armies of compassion?

This is basically a "I love black people" and "Religious base don't leave me" speech.

[Jawja]

35. Oh, yeah.

Gotta funnel some of our money to the churches.

[Guava Jelly]

armys of compassion

i am gonna freaken hurl

[yankeefanatic3]

36. Can't forget those religious organizations!

[leftyleftist]

54. And the scout troops??? n/t

[Suich]

37. Whew!

I feel so much better now.
:sarcasm:

[chalky]

77. Get in touch with their counterparts in LA, MS & AL??!???!

Hey, fuckhead! Their counterparts are DISPLACED. Their counterparts are NOT THERE.

[crispini]

39. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

ooooo! a website! usafreedomcorps.gov -- let's see what's there?

[crispini]

LOL!!!!

:rofl:
That didn't take long. All I did was look for a volunteer opportunity.

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[Pithy Cherub]

41. " ARMIES OF COMPASSION" - Oh Goodness!

Commander cuckoo bananas thinks everything requires an army!:hide:

[Cleita]

43. Promising the forty acres and a mule.

Now he's talking about throwing the money towards the religious charities. What an ass.

The "armies of compassion". Remember the new lie.

Remimbursing houses of worship for their charities. Gork! They are craz?????

[LSK]

45. hes DOUBLED the deficit in one night - w ooohooooooo

[zoeb]

46. He forgot Pat "kill 'em dead" Robertson eom

[zoeb]

We didn't have a "normal" president either

Kinda works out doncha think?

[Skip Intro]

47. WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE DEAD DUE TO YOUR INEPTNESS?

DUE TO YOUR FAILURE TO DO YOUR FUCKING JOB?

What about them, you fucking FRAUD?!

[redacted]

48. Anyone else think there's something very wrong with that shirt?

Look at the seams in relation to his profile and how the wrinkles slant at unusual angles, like there's something bulky underneath.

[ck4829]

I see it too. A person also said that they saw the 'bulge' too.

[librechik]

128. yeah, that and it's utterly inappropriate

can he display any less respect for his job?

[Fridays Child]

49. Labor Union locals??? Yet more freeper heads explode!

[dogindia]

50. sounds very left.

guess bad poll number will do their trick.

kisses all

[Fleshdancer]

his base still supports him n/t

[mshasta]

51. Did he’s advertising something???

[LSparkle]

53. Do your part, ass, and RESIGN!

[rodeodance]

81. I do not think he will be too convincing to the public!! what do you all

think?

[madaboutharry]

55. Seriously,

He sounds patronizing. He is talking about these people as if they are helpless weaklings.

[meganmonkey]

57. "army of compassion" means that I get to work my ass off for $30K a year

to feed hungry people because your goddamn useless administration doesn't help anyone but the RICH PIGS they represent.

Fuck you, GWB. Fuck You.

[XanaDUer]

102. Yup.

Pretty much. And he wants us to fork over more.

[Sydnie]

58. terra portion begins

[berner59]

109. not a normal hurricane....

oh please...that's the excuse???? There were only warnings of this DAYS before...

[cynatnite]

59. He said terra and WMD! n/t

edited for 'I shouldn't have been surprised'.

[blueraven95]

61. well, I made it almost 20 minutes before I started fuming....

its off now...so I am counting on you guys for the updates.

[masshole]

62. shrunken head

I can't get over how tiny his head looks :freak:

[NRaleighLiberal]

63. BINGO Terra WMD.....!!!!!

[Jawja]

112. Did he work that IN?

(I got closed caption on TV tuner while talking to all ya'll)

[teamster633]

I just want to thank you guys for watching...

...I know I don't have the stomach. This is better than being there-way better.

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

89. Ditto: Thanks to the DUers who can stomach it and post. Thanks.

[librechik]

65. Bush calls his recovery team a "cast" yeah, all staged!

everyone will play a role!

so much better than real life!

[cyr330]

66. Is he finished?

No matter how awful his speech was, I'm sure a good many of our fellow contrymen will think it was wonderful. Bush could take a shit in public, and people would think he was "decisive, a strong leader, and brave."

[spanone]

67. He's so full of shit. This ALL should have been in place since 9-11

[yankeefanatic3]

82. Where's the "Terra" and the WMD MR PRESIDENT???

[Raster]

he said it "WMD"

[justiceischeap]

69. Terra terra terra!!!!!!! There it is

[Staph]

71. WTF?

He's giving federal funds to religious organizations to re-imburse them for the expense of helping survivors? Did I hear that right?

[Justyce]

Uhh, all the church members & community members

donated all that stuff -- he's got to be kidding..... oh well, the govt still has plenty of money to throw around....

[LSK]

72. terror terror - how many minutes are we in now??

Who won the pool?

[dweller]

73. WMD's !

burp....ahh.

dp

[chalky]

98. 19 minutes in! Who called it?

n/t

[chalky]

September 11th -- 20 minutes in -- Who called it?

n/t

[highplainsdem]

74. "Our cities must have plans -- oh, wait, was that partly my job?"

[Aviation Pro]

75. TERRA!

Well, it wasn't a fucking priority before your fall in polls.

[maine_raptor]

76. TERRA,TERRA, WMD, TERRA, WMD how predictable

[Bouncy Ball]

79. I just asked my husband:

"Did he say anything new? Anything you didn't know? Or maybe something interesting?"

He shook his head. "No. Not at all."

Also, um, did he just mention "labor union locals?"

FIRST time I've ever even heard that piece of shit mention labor.

UM DID HE JUST MENTION WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION??? OH!! MY!!! GOD!!! GET OFF IT YOU DUMBFUCK!!!!!!!

We are in MORE danger from your dumb incompetent ass than from any WMD you ASSHOLE!!!

[yankeefanatic3]

99. BUSH JUST LIED THE STORM WAS CAT 4!!

[driver8]

118. What did he say about Labor Unions besides he was going to

run them into the ground and get rid of them??

[Debau2005]

80. Brought Iraq and terrorism in

[brainshrub]

83. He mentioned WMDs in a hurricane speech?

[durablend]

84. C'mon--invoke 911 already

You know you want to!!!!!

[justiceischeap]

BINGO! We have a winner!

[MuseRider]

114. 20 minutes!

[NRaleighLiberal]

85. IT WAS A NORMAL CAT 4 STORM!!!! LIAR!!!!

[karlrschneider]

87. "Weapons of mass destruction"! Took longer than I thought it would.

:grr:

[DoYouEverWonder]

88. Every time he say 'rebuild'

he gets an evil grin.

You can see the dollars signs light up in his eyes.

[RockaFowler]

90. He Looks Like A Gremlin

I have been thinking about it a lot lately. But doesn't he look like Spike from the movie??

[me b zola]

92. Yeah, YOU fuck nut!!!!

national security, You fucking blew it :grr:

[meti57b]

93. How long is this speech supposed to be?? .... yawn n n

[lizziegrace]

94. It wasn't a normal hurricane

In other words, "How could I have known??"

[LSparkle]

The "security operation" wouldn't have been needed ...

if you'd done your part and gotten help to those people! Those "looters" wouldn't have been looting IF YOU HAD DONE YOUR JOB!

[geomon666]

WHAT THE F***!!

Not a normal hurricane? What a f***ing moron!

[stevietheman]

What I'm hearing: "We'll fix all this, as long as we go by the...

warped ideological approaches my administration has tried to ram down everyone's throats all along."

How about just restoring the city pretty much as it was and getting people back into their homes (even if they have to be rebuilt), and perhaps improving the public housing for the poor (if you can stomach it, Mr. Bush)? Why all these fancy-schmancy initiatives? JUST DO IT.

[TomInTib]

95. "Not a normal hurricane"

[BlueCollar]

96. only fact you need ro know

you were MIA

[Debau2005]

97. Not a normal hurricane??

All are different, there is NEVER a normal hurricane! moron...

[Contrary1]

101. "Shrub" means

never having to say you're sorry.

[rodeodance]

131. Mother NATURE is sure taking a beating from JR tonight!

[kitkatrose]

103. It was not a normal hurricane?

Fuck that shit. Yeah it was, your response just sucked. We told you dumbass how bad it would be, but you fucking wouldn't listen. :banghead:

[UpInArms]

105. keeps referencing "armies of compassion" and calling

through his subliminal way for "god's people" to be the saviors :puke:

Weapons of Mass Destruction

system was overwhelmed

greater federal authority

broader use of armed forces

9/11

:puke:

[RepublicanElephant]

106. this speech is little more than a not-so-coded message for...

dubya's contractor and faith-based-flunkie-church friends:

"COME 'N GIT IT, BOYS!!!"
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[tjdee]

107. Bigger government? Is he a Democrat now?

:hehehehehehe:

[Up2Late]

108. "It was Not a Normal Hurricane!"

:wtf:

[JesterCS]

110. ARGH sept 11th

HE BROUGHT IT UP ><

[highplainsdem]

111. Here he goes: "GIVE ME MORE POWER!!!"

[mshasta]

113. he sounds like and looks like

moron....

[liwkenne]

115. Chimpy, your "part" in this effort is clear

You should resign in disgrace and let the adults take over

[DoYouEverWonder]

116. Fuck him

No we don't need greater Federal Authority and bigger roll for the armed forces.

[LSparkle]

117. YOU ARE THE PROBLEM!!!!!

[Cleita]

119. Here it comes, the greater federal authority argument.n/t

[NRaleighLiberal]

120. Bullshit...this administration cannot learn anything.

[spanone]

So his take is the fucking Feds need MORE control???? Martial Law?

[Aviation Pro]

121. Ok fucktard....

...what happened to all the money you pissed into the wind after your precious 911?

[lizziegrace]

122. How long til he invoked 9/11? Anyone?? n/t

[Sydnie]

123. They are going to investigate this like they did Plamegate! not at all

[me b zola]

Oh shit!! He says the military needs more domestic power

:wtf:




YOU ARE THE EVIL MAN!

[giant_robot]

125. "The system" couldn't handle it?

What in the hell does "the system" have to do with sitting around on your ass at your fake ranch, Chimpy?

[crispini]

126. Now comes the "we're gonna learn" part.

Yeah, why can't the investigation be BIPARTSAN, ya schmoe?

[cwydro]

127. you hear that excuse?

"It was not a normal hurricane and the normal emergency measures were not prepared for it" WTF is a NORMAL hurricane?????!!!!

I wanna move.

[Bumblebee]

129. He is not really taking the responsibility -- it was not a "normal"

hurricane. That they had been long forewarned does not matter. Nature is an awful force, you know...

[EnfantTerrible]

130. He is the worst speaker of the English Language. EVER.

At times I don't even recognize what language that is....

Oh wait. I heard him say that he is "responsible"... Now I'm convinced that he doesn't know what language he's speaking.

[CottonBear]

132. He is saying we need greater fed and military authority (9-11 reference)

in the event of a disaster. We will review disaster plans...will...review acts of nature or acts of evil men...

FUCK YOU for desecrating our beautiful city and Cathedral. :cry:

[Skinner]

133. Continue discussion here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4786247