OH MAH GAWD NO HE DID UNT!!!

[Bouncy Ball]

HE is talking about jazz funerals??? Like EVERYONE in NO is buried that way?

How FUCKING stupid is he? Or his speechwriter?

And did he say DIRGE???? He said DIRGE twice.

What a dumbfucker.

How does he DARE to talk about poverty or compassion or jazz funerals? Like he knows SHIT about poverty or compassion or jazz funerals?

That speech did exactly shit.

[progmom]

1. thank you

idiot asshole motherfucker.

[PinkPantherChick]

8. You are being too kind to him.

There are no words in our language to describe junior. He is a joke to us and to the world. I am so ashamed of this fool.

[eleny]

2. A huge load laced with his usual poison

Greater presidential powers and military in the streets of the USA.

[knowbody0]

3. he made even more people MORE PISSED

how the fuck does he sleep?

[SammyWinstonJack]

12. On a bed of money.

[rwenos]

4. He Doesn't Know

What he doesn't know.

Kinda like Momma Barbara saying "The scary thing is they all want to move HERE!" (Meaning Houston.) "But they're underprivileged, so they're better off here."

These people don't get it. They don't get it. They don't get it.

[meganmonkey]

5. I know I just about screamed out-fucking-loud when he started

that finale

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[UTUSN]

6. Plus He Said He Saw There Was Poverty in NO on T.V. n/t

[orpupilofnature57]

7. He'd sound better if he was talking about nuclear science, or horses

[BlackVelvetElvis]

9. Did Karen write this? nt

[linazelle]

10. Yes he DID Shenaynay. .. *talk to the hand girlfriend*

:crazy:

[graywarrior]

11. The purple shirt did it in for me.

I had to turn it off. I am vomiting right now. Scuse me.

[longship]

13. It's gonna be DisNOLAnd!! It's going to be GREAT!

He's not talking about the former jazz funerals. He's talking about the future ones, produced by Disney Corp for their new theme park, DisNOLAnd! There will be NEW jazz funerals, with white folks in black face, plasticized replicas of funeral biers, with piped in genuine imitation electronic jazz-like muzak simulations (pat pend). It'll be a wretched morph of Mardi Gras with the grand parade at Disneyland.

[mopinko]

14. haunt these fuckers with jazz

all these fuckers should have a jazz funeral follow them around for the rest of their miserable fucking lives.

[Generic Other]

15. His speechwriter googled the same sites I found

when I was writing an announcement for DU's mask auction.

Karen Hughes? Yeah, I bet her hands were in that mealymouthed speech.