I can't believe I am saying this our government has become a bad soap

[noahmijo]

opera.

I mean with this pee thing I actually spend each day thinking "gee wonder how he's gonna fuck up today?"

On one hand it is hysterical on the other hand it just scares makes me feel ashamed to be an American.

[peekaloo]

1. Too bad Bu$h didn't ask Condi for a hand job.

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[noahmijo]

3. Okay you know my beautiful mind didn't need to hear that

"Dammit Condi that's not the way Pickles does it! you're applyin that injun burn on me!!"

[peekaloo]

6. *giggle* Does he call her Pickles cuz she likes jerkin' the gherkin?

[meisje]

2. Bad chicken - Mess you up!

[MisterP]

4. u-ro-my-ce-ti-sis

[gulfcoastliberal]

5. Guess you missed Whitewater,Paula Jones, Lewinski, Gingrich, Impeachment

etc, etc.

[noahmijo]

7. Yea I was in middle school during that time at least during the first

attacks on clinton.

[Whoa_Nelly]

8. noahmijo, you summed it up for what I go through emotionally everyday

Thanks

[mikelewis]

9. Man, it's an awesome soap opera... When Clinton was President...

the best we got was a cigar and a dirty dress.

These guys have given us stolen elections, a phony terrorist attack, Anthrax from our own military base, corporate scandals of biblical proportions, an illegal war and then another just when that got dull, a pyramid of naked foreigners, a spy scandal, they moved heaven and earth to save one dead woman and then played the air guitar while thousands of living people were dying, they had a gay male prostitute turned reporter, a cockroach hunter with more idictment's than a rock star and countless other smaller dramas. All in all, this beats General Hospital any day of the week. Too bad it's real.

[bobbieinok]

10. General Hospital: where's the Luke and Laura adventure???

also need

--evil twin

--amnesia

--illegitimate babies

--search for 'my real father'

--abortions and rapes

--kidnappings

--lots of hospital scenes

--major criminal element with difficulty determining who's a member