I AM SICK OF DUers CALLING THE PRESIDENT "CHIMP" OR "CHIMPY"

[xkenx]

That is such an insult to the intelligence and integrity of chimps! A more apt description would be "COCKROACH." After all, that's a universally-reviled creature that slinks around in the underworld, feeds off droppings, and can't stand the harsh glare of daylight. So please, no more "chimp."

[texpatriot2004]

1. I think it's an insult to them too. What would you suggest? n/t

[petronius]

5. How about just "republican"?

Doesn't get much lower than that...

[Digit]

25. No, neocon

Even Republicans are not this low

[Webster Green]

8. I like "maggot-boy"...

I've nothing against the cockroach, though I haven't seen one in many years.

[Usrename]

85. Best I've heard is Fuckstick McAWOL

There's an awful good rant around here with that moniker in the title. Thought I had it Bookmarked. Gotta be the best I've seen.

[bliss_eternal]

113. This is a particularly good one!

:thumbsup:

[BigBearJohn]

2. "asshole" works just fine for me

[knight_of_the_star]

3. But that's insensitive to assholes everywhere!

I know plenty of fine assholes that would be greatly offended by that remark!

[FightingIrish]

24. I was driving home from a meeting tonight and that fundmental

truth struck me. His being an asshole just about covers all his faults.

[BigBearJohn]

28. Cheers! From one Irishman to another!!!

:toast: :toast:

[Freedomfried]

62. but assholes have a purpose, Chimpo is totally useless..

[mike_c]

4. as an entomologist, I find your suggestion highly offensive...

...to the noble, but unfairly maligned, cockroach.

[Lex]

27. LOL! I was thinking the same thing, mike_c! nt

[JackieO]

31. serious

a cockroach deserves more respect than that creep

[DarkTirade]

64. As much as I personally fear and hate them...

you are right. Cockroaches are pretty much the peak of evolutionary superiority. In no way, shape or form does Bush fit that description.

[all.of.me]

86. i agree.

there is a place in this world for cockroaches, as well as everything else that is here.

i suppose we would have to stick to a nickname that is worthy of the insult - spawn of barbara, or maybe just plain old gwb. it would have to stay in his family. the dna, y'know....

[Alcibiades]

6. The chimpanzee is a great ape

and Bush isn't a great anything.

[spacelady]

7. I was thinking "vegetation" but that's an insult to plants!

[Alcibiades]

9. The Vacation President

[Arugula Latte]

10. Slime mold?

:shrug:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. Even mold has culture

[spacelady]

22. Oh That is rich in humus. n/t

[Lost-in-FL]

23. ROFL!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :yourock:

[slutticus]

120. ...

:rofl:

[Bouncy Ball]

11. I like to call him Slippy McFalls-A-Lot

or Drinky McDrunk-A-Lot.

Or just motherfucker.

How do those work for you?

[spacelady]

17. The MF name is good. That way the "Silver Douche" is included. n/t

[peekaloo]

12. .

shit stained dildo?

[charlie]

14. Commander in Chief Dumbass

works for me.

[Lost-in-FL]

15. PLEASE!!! PLEASE!!!

DO NOT... DO NOT... compare COCKROACHES to BUSH. This is and insult and a TRANSVESTY, plain SICKNESS!!! Overly offensive to poor Cockroaches, a disgusting association... Cockroaches are way smarter and NICER than **, they live quietly and do not disturb anyone... Please I ask only once.
A more apt description would be ANAL WART. Please, don't offend cockroaches...

[BigBearJohn]

30. ok, how about "puss head" or "shit for brains"

[Rowdyboy]

16. Dubya certainly is too dumb to be a chimp; roaches are nasty but

DimSon is so much worse than a roach. He's the most loathesome slime known to man-a neocon.....

[koopie57]

18. how about "prick"

peckerhead, vomitwammy, apeshit, cowshit, pieceofshit ...

[donheld]

19. I've always agreed with that

How about roachboy?

[me b zola]

44. No, I'm afraid roach boy won't do.

A (fat)roach can bring comfort and ease of mind. Nothing in common with the idiot prince.

[LittleClarkie]

20. But you could nuke a cockroach and they'd still be there

we don't want that.

Pond scum. How about that?

[understandinglife]

21. I prefer mass-murderer-in-chief or 'm-mic for short. Even cockroaches ...

... deserve more respect than Bush, and our wonderful non-human primates should never be insulted by linking them to the mega-evil war criminal, Bush.


Peace.

[JackieO]

26. THANK YOU

chimps are way cool

[flyarm]

29. COW CHIP!!! OHHH NO, NO COWS ON THE RANCH!!!! N/T

[htuttle]

32. The Cockroach in Chief

[Extend a Hand]

33. dimson, idiot son, the shrub

are my personal favorites.

[lady lib]

34. Son of a bitch is accurate and descriptive.

eom

[chalky]

41. Ain't THAT the truth.

[Coventina]

121. Hey now! That's insulting to bitches!

Bitches are excellent mothers, devoted companions and all around wonderful animals.

Unlike Battle-Ax Bush.

:puke:

Let's face it, that family is so bad, most of the pejorative words in the human language are too good for them.

I have found myself merely hissing at them when they come on the tv, because mere words cannot express my loathing and contempt for them.

[kineneb]

35. Pres. Earwig?

nasty little creatures, my chicken loves to eat them.

[politicat]

36. My preferred is the idiot son or The idiot son of an oilman.

More accurate, and insults nothing.

[joanne]

37. Please dont refer to him as the "president" either

Presidents are elected after all.

[NIGHT TRIPPER]

110. no- refer as the pResident--emphasis on "resident"________ N/T

[txindy]

38. I think "Tinkles" is most apt these days.

For, oh, one reason or another.

;)

[candice]

39. In defense of cockroaches...

they perform an important biological function--breaking down detritus. A cockroach is not dirty. If a human touches one, a cockroach will clean itself afterward. There was an article in the S.F. Chronicle garden page defending cockroaches recently. They haven't been responsible for hundreds of thousands of needless deaths.

[NIGHT TRIPPER]

40. CHIMPS are TRAINABLE-they fly SPACECRAFT-Chimp is flying for someone

someone behind the scenes--and actually a real Chimp could have done a better job running this country.

[alfredo]

42. I'm partial to

fuck face.

[LuCifer]

43. Ok...how about ASSHOLE RETARD BITCH PIECE OF SHIT?!?!!?

I mean, "chimp" and "chimpy" after all IS indeed offensive to chimanses!

Lu

[libertypirate]

45. fucktard his followers fucktards, acting or being a fucktard is fucktarded

[babylonsister]

46. I myself enjoy the term 'blivet'; this puts him in perspective.

Take your pick for a definition.

blivet

/bliv'*t/ "ten pounds of manure in a five-pound bag"] 1. An intractable
problem.

2. A crucial piece of hardware that can't be fixed or replaced
if it breaks.

3. A tool that has been hacked over by so many incompetent
programmers that it has become an unmaintainable tissue of
hacks.

4. An out-of-control but unkillable development effort.

5. An embarrassing bug that pops up during a customer demo.

6. In the subjargon of computer security specialists, a
denial-of-service attack performed by hogging limited
resources that have no access controls (for example, shared
spool space on a multi-user system).

This term has other meanings in other technical cultures;
among experimental physicists and hardware engineers of
various kinds it seems to mean any random object of unknown
purpose (similar to hackish use of frob). It has also been
used to describe an amusing trick-the-eye drawing resembling a
three-pronged fork that appears to depict a three-dimensional
object until one realises that the parts fit together in an
impossible way.

[MatrixEscape]

47. I would like to call him:

"TEOTWAWKI" or:

The end of the World as we know it.

[renate]

48. I totally see your point

I think the nickname just comes from the striking resemblance to a chimp. Little beady eyes, close together, sort of a simian jut to the jaw....

I don't think anybody was crediting him with the intelligence of a chimp. I mean, chimpanzees don't start wars or destroy the environment or give no-bid contracts to their buddies, so no need to take offense. The comparison was made on a physical basis only, no impugning of chimpanzees' intelligence intended....

[TankLV]

49. Bunkerboy - reference to his running away scared & hiding in his Colorado

"bunny hole" for days after 911.

AWOL bunkerboy.

[stevietheman]

50. How about "Pile of Shit"? n/t

n/t

[Peter Frank]

51. You Forgot to Mention that...

...cockroaches are among the few creatures that survive a "nucular" attack.

[Peter Frank]

52. You Forgot to Mention that...

...cockroaches are among the few creatures that survive a "nucular" attack.

[Exultant Democracy]

53. The only apt nomenclature for him would classify him as a virus

much like HIV. He takes advantage of a natural human weakness in order to survive. All the while the very nature of the weakness and his method for exploitation (In his case it is the appeal to the lowest common denominator by harnessing reactions based on instincts and ignorance.) compromises the host terminally. Any parasitic organism that leads to the death of it's host and therefor it's own death is considered a failed virus.

[Uncle Roy]

54. "Mr Bush", spoken with calm contempt, can be very effective.

Sometimes less is more.

But "that asshole in the White House" works pretty good too.

[craigolemiss]

55. Shit-head

short --sweet--to the point, and some in Texas have been using it for years

[craigolemiss]

56. I Though the latest talking point was "Fearless Leader"

Don't mention Project-X

[bliss_eternal]

57. Besides Ass hat extraordinaire, the boy king is my favorite

monker for him. It just says so much, while saying so little.

:P

[Syrinx]

58. But they say cockroaches will survive nuclear holocaust

yeah, you're right.

[Piperay]

59. Yeah I know it's insulting to chimps

cause they are so smart and he's an idiot it's just that he actually looks like a chimpanzee.

[hvn_nbr_2]

60. I like Dumbya

I've been using that since 2000, but hardly anyone else ever uses it. Recently a few more do.

[Greeby]

61. Well

http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/the_daily_show/videos/headlines/index.jhtml

Watch Day With A Monkey to prove that they are smarter than Dubya, hell they're even reading! ;)

[Kurovski]

63. "Shit-heap" sounds a lot like "Chimpy", maybe we can make

an exchange to honor the worthy and respectable Chimpanzee.

[emanymton]

65. shrub - Never With Capital S - Total Disdain For His Failures

[BobBoudelangFan69]

88. shrub

[laylah]

66. Bottom feeding

scum sucker sounds perfect to me :evilgrin:

Jenn

edited to get the smiley right

[tavalon]

67. How about fascist?

Seems pretty succinct to me.

[Conservativesux]

68. Works for me! If it walks like a duck............

[SammyWinstonJack]

108. Fascist Party Doll, he can share the title with mAnn Coulter.

Personally, Pinhead** or arrogant little pissant or little worm works for me.

[nicknameless]

69. Renaldo, my pet cockroach, takes great exception to your remarks.

[elehhhhna]

70. eee-eee--ookie ookie-we'll call him Chimporere 'til you have a better idea

m'kay?

[livvy]

71. I like the way Cindy Sheehan refers to him simply as George, but

I will always think of him as the little nitwit, and the rest of his pals as the malicious troop. Someone here calls him Little Boots. I like that, too. Also President Cuckoo Bananas works well for me.

[Kahuna]

72. Actually, he's more of a weasel.

nt

[nicknameless]

74. Renaldo, my pet weasel, takes great exception to your remarks.

[Hubert Flottz]

73. Neanderfuck works for me...

Mr. Blandtone. At least Hitler could speak in public without putting people to sleep reading the silly shit Karl Rove writes. Who needs sleeping pills? Bush is a failure as an actor too...An AWOL from Karl's "Army of KKKompassion."

Gumby was a far better public speaker, than the lesser ape in chimp.

[Scout]

75. I like to call him shitstain . n/t

[wherewingstakedream]

107. That is an insult to

shit stains everywhere!

[Lochloosa]

76. I prefer "Santorum" myself

http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/

[DistressedAmerican]

77. They Are Pretty Damn Sick Of It As Well! Sick Him Boys!

[Pacifist Patriot]

78. Okay, I'm going to hear it for this one, but...

I'm actually not terribly fond of nicknames for the president that distance him from humanity. It's way too close to his ability to see other human beings as less than people. After seeing "Hotel Rwanda," the term cockroach is particularly disturbing to me.

I'm not entirely thrilled with sharing a common species with the man, but fear the mindset I would be tempted to adopt if I saw him as too different from me. That's part of the neocon psychopathology...a lack of empathy expressed in behavior that indicates "same" is clearly viewed as "other."

LOL! I know this is a little deeper than what your post was saying, but it seemed as good an opportunity as any to get this off my chest.

[bunkerbuster1]

80. Goddamned UUs!

yeah, it's that "The inherent worth and dignity of every person" that keeps me from having so much fun, as well.

(that's another way of saying "you're right, of course.")

[Pacifist Patriot]

99. LOL! You brought a smile to my face.

Thanks!

[CitrusLib]

83. Damn, straight. Deep, but right on.

[dusty64]

79. I agree, I'm

using antichrist wannabee from now on.

[ThomWV]

81. "AssWipe" works for me, but everyone to their own

I do like Cockroach a good bit though. Has a nice 'ring' to it.

[pepperlove]

82. From "Friends"

Smelly Cat... because though he stinks to high heaven, he always lands on his arrogant feet.... grrrrrr

[chknltl]

84. If Hitchens metamorphosed from a butterfly to a slug.....

...then what is that slug in the Whitehouse metamorphosing into?

[bunny planet]

87. I've always called him by his royal title, His Fraudulency.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

89. THIS IS SO CHILDISH!

After all even roaches serve a purpose in the natural scheme of things. This guy on the other hand............

[xkenx]

92. OK, SO THE CONCLUSION IS

that there is no way to properly describe the creature in the White House without offending creatures which actually have something to offer to the world.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

100. As disgusting as those creatures might seem. I have to say yes. n/t

[lectrobyte]

90. Little Boots. That fits his wannabe-cowboy image and Caligula-ish nature.

[triguy46]

91. Thats MR. CHIMPY, to you, buddy. n/t

[Straight Shooter]

93. I've always called him Little Boots but I'm switching to "smegma"

I was just thinking about it yesterday, that of all things on this planet, bush most closely resembles smegma. Considering his close association to Dick "Go Fuck Yourself" Cheney, I think it's appropriate.

Putzident Smegma.

[lectrobyte]

96. Seems like an insult to smegma, though.

[tabasco]

94. Ham The Chimp agrees - stop insulting my species !!

Ham the Chimp was our brave first primate in space and had infinitely more character than Bu$h.

HAM REALLY DID ACCOMPLISH THE MISSION !

[wryter2000]

111. That chimp is a baby

Adult chimps are bigger than that. They sent a baby ape into space? Sheeze....

On edit: Asshole-in-chief is probably about the same age as that chimp. They should have sent him, instead.

[KenCarson]

95. how about ExPotus....let's work on making that happen

,

[assclown_bush]

97. ASSCLOWN_BUSH, but then perhaps I am a tad biased.

:shrug:

ASSCLOWN BUSH

[cry baby]

98. How about we just call him "Moran"

;)

[Javaman]

101. Me too, we should call him by his full name...

sir chimpy mcmonkeypants*

[DS1]

102. Hey, I've never heard that argument before

[DinahMoeHum]

103. Lately I've been calling him "Chickenshit Pissant"

:evilfrown:

[bliss_eternal]

114. I like this one---shows creativity!!

:thumbsup:

[liberal N proud]

104. As my 12 year old says when her mother yells at for calling down bu$h

I respect the office, just not the idiot in it!

[Mad_Dem_X]

105. But he looks so much like a monkey...

Have you ever really looked at him??? Those ears, that mouth? He's a chimp, baby.

[StellaBlue]

106. I usually call him

The Chimperor (will stop now that you have pointed out the prejudicial subtext of this)

The Looter-in-Chief (my mother's favorite)

The Posterboy for Social Promotion

Warmonger

The Resident of the USA

... depending on the company


or, usually, in any company, the "president" (using little quoty-marks hand motion)

[wryter2000]

109. Okay

Just don't call him a snake. Snakes are wonderful, beautiful, beneficial creatures.

[number6]

112. Kennybunkport Plastic Cowboy

;)

[DemGirl7]

115. Hey don't insult the Cockroach....

They are acturally not bad looking when compared with Republicans...

[AmyDeLune]

116. A friend of mine simply calls him "The Murderer"

simple, elegant, and accurate.

[brainshrub]

117. I stopped calling Bush: Chimpy, *, or Shrub after the 2004 "election."

After Kerry surrendered, I realized that Bush was to dangerous to take lightly. Any family that is so powerful that it could make a respected US Senator roll-over the next day, is simply to dangerous to take lightly.

While I don't criticize others for using humorous shorthands to describe the President, I feel that such nick-names make Bush appear as a less serious threat than he is.

[yella_dawg]

118. Cockroach.

I saw an article a few years back about some scientist who were building "robots" by inserting a chip in a cockroach that allowed them to "drive" the roach around with a joystick. They foresaw interesting uses for the "roachbot" as soon as they could get a camera small enough to mount on a roach. Some kind of search robot, maybe. (Seriously)

I think we may be on the verge of discovering the truth about Bunnypants: the first remote control cockroach ever to serve as a US President.

Feel free to pass this around as a "legit" rumor. The "moran" is pres because they needed someone stupid enough to respond to joystick control. That's the real provenance of the "bump" under his jacket during the debates.

[liberalhistorian]

119. The Boy King Impostor

and King Dimson work just fine for me! Of course, that's just what I call him in polite company. I have far more colorful nicknames for use with like-minded company. :evilgrin:

[spacelady]

122. Shithead. n/t

[Rainscents]

123. Filthy slime ball!

[StellaBlue]

124. I'd like to add

Evildoer-in-Chief

please