HILARIOUS ** Letterman Top Ten FEMA Application Questions

[flygal]

David Letterman's Top Ten Questions For The Fema Director Application

10. "Are you able to convey a false sense of security?"

9. "What percentage of your resume is fabricated?"

8. "In a crisis, which state or local officials would you blame?"

7. "What are your plans after you resign?"

6. "Do you mind if the last guy left the office smelling like Arabian horses?"

5. "Which is most serious: A disaster, a catastrophe, or a dis-astrophe?"

4. "Does Robert Blake dating again count as an emergency?"

3. "Can the president easily add '-ie' to your last name to form a nickname?"

2. "Can you screw up bad enough to take the heat off the president's mistakes?"

1. "Michael Brown...Idiot or moron?"

[spuddonna]

1. LOL! Those are awesome!!

Need to keep that one... :) Thanks!!

[nonconformist]

2. "Are you able to convey a false sense of security?"

LMAO!

[Kurovski]

3. Kick

[blue agave]

4. # 7 - or - #2

[Syrinx]

5. that was good

But I was looking forward to seeing Ted Turner tonight. Apparently they flipped the Thursday and Friday night shows. I wonder why.

[Griffy]

6. #2 and #1 .. wow... well said Mr. Letterman .. and #8 nt

[ladylibertee]

7. lol

[SalmonChantedEvening]

8. Thank you flygal!!

:rofl: