Cannibal Cheney in Secret New Orleans Underground Bunker!

[dxstone]

CHENEY UNEARTHED FROM UNDERGROUND NEW ORLEANS BUNKER!!!

Trapped For Five Days With Plenty of Supplies, STILL Turns to Cannibalism

The answer to the mystery of our nation's missing VP, unseen or heard from during this entire last frenetic week of chaos in The Big Easy, has finally been solved. Though the official story claims our elusive VP was off shopping for high-tops with Condi Rice, the truth is stranger still... little did anyone suspect that Cheney had been in New Orleans the entire time...



read the rest at
http://presidentevilonline.com/snack.html

[DrDebug]

1. LMHAO n/t

[demnan]

2. So that's what happened to all the missing children

n/t

[ladylibertee]

3. nasty

[dxstone]

10. Yes... Mr. Cheney is DEFINITELY a nasty nasty person.

That IS what you meant, isn't it?
I mean, you didn't mean ME, did you?
You didn't mean I'M nasty for kicking dear Mr. Cheney squarely in the yarbles, right???
Of COURSE you didn't... who would defend THAT cannibal monster???
OF COURSE you meant him... and in saying so, I hear ya... I hear you saying to ME, "GOOD GOING, DXSTONE! YOU are one of a kind! PRAISE your lovely name, and ALL you do!"

Aww... thanx!... that's heart-warming!
d

[DistressedAmerican]

11. My Cockels Are Warming At This Very Minute Just Reading It!

Feeling the love!:loveya:

[dxstone]

12. Isn't it just REALLY cool how everyone supports everyone else here?

That's what makes DU so special... it's the LOVE.

Sometimes, though, I actually feel as if someone's sniping me (I'm SUCH an overly sensitive artist, as I'm sure is obvious by my work)...
But you know as well as I do, DA, that DU is just brimming with truly BRAVE individuals who are gonna TAKE BACK THEIR COUNTRY from these FIENDS... OF COURSE they can handle a little dark humor; the enemy they are facing is SO MUCH MORE scary; they're not the sorts to FAINT DEAD AWAY at a little parody piece like one of those little goats that drops on its side at any loud noise...
No, my friend; we are in the company of GIANTS here, men and women of TRUE GRIT and REAL DETERMINATION...
Standing shoulder to shoulder with such as these, HOW CAN WE LOSE???

[katinmn]

13. .....

:loveya:

[unhappycamper]

4. You found the double-super-secret lair!!!!

How?

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

5. They say his constant companion has been the vampire Lestat. :)

[DistressedAmerican]

6. I Always Knew That Guy Ate Human Flesh!

I did not know until now that there was a whole set of emergency clones. Where the hell were they for the first three weeks after Katrina?

Go Fuck Yourself Cannibal Cheney! Go Fuck Yourself!

[DoYouEverWonder]

7. Of course, they'll blame it on the alligators

They've got to demonize something.

[katinmn]

8. Gasp! "... to assure his fiendish and unnatural immortality,"

:wow:

[DistressedAmerican]

9. MMMMMMMM! CHENEY! Kick!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

14. He actually emerged and wallowed in the sewage and black harbor oil

from time-to-time for recreation, to work off some of the calories from the human snacks.

[dxstone]

15. LOL!--Actually, that was RUMSFELD!

See my OTHER thread:
RUMSFELD IN NEW ORLEANS: "Come On In! The Water's Fine!"
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4791089

[zippy890]

16. HAR HAR !! good one dxstone!

That's the real cheney... we've known all along-- you've revealed it!!!

thanks to you and other great DU graphics geniuses!!!!

like DistressedAmerican:toast: and Swamprat!:yourock:

[dxstone]

17. Thank ya, zip!

Kind words from a true and noble heart... always refreshing!
:toast:

[KamaAina]

18. An underground bunker in New Orleans? I should say not.

We don't even do burials underground, because of the soupy ground and high water table (even under ordinary circumstances). Hence, the famed "cities of the dead":