How long until we invade Canada?

[screembloodymurder]

They've got oil, clean water, a surplus and they're part of the axis of evil, liberal socialists. I'm serious. If they don't cooperate and do what they are told, I think we'll attack. It may not be an overt attack, but an accidental shot across the bow is not beyond this administration..

[LiberalVoice]

1. 20 years. nt

[kweerwolf]

2. Reminds me of the "South Park" movie

"Blame Canada!" ... It would be funny if it wasn't so scary.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

3. Nah..

we like our wars far way. VERY far away. OVER THERE.

Because if we bomb Canada, they might like, bomb us back or something.

[Tyler Durden]

4. I think of "Project Mayhem"

"Do Not FUCK With Us."

Hey, that war over in EYE-rack ain't going so hot. Drown the beast for another 20 years and what will be LEFT to invade with?

[Maple]

5. What, again?

Don't you guys ever get tired of lost causes? :rofl:

[Wizard777]

6. Maybe after Bush is finished invading N. Carolina.

He had all kinds of National Guard and FEMA rolling in ahead of Ophelia cat.1 huricane. Now get me wrong. I think the over reaction early resopnse is fine. Better to have too much help than not enough. But we really need to do something about the inaction before the over reaction. It's becoming a pattern of abuse with him.

[screembloodymurder]

7. Ha HA Ha

I didn't realize we were already in NC. I'll have to call my sister and tell her to pull the shades.

[cascadiance]

33. He's got to go in and capture Stephanie Miller

and send her to Guanatanamo for trying to "incite revolution" there today!

[GayCanuck]

8. I've got my

attack animal ready to pounce just in case!

[redwitch]

30. What kind of beastie is that?

Very beautiful! I hate to say this though, if the coat on that critter is any indication of the winter to come we are in a world of trouble in the north!

[GayCanuck]

38. Pekingnese!

We have two! Princess and Lady Emma

[kahleefornia]

9. that would be like punching a girl

Sorry, Canada - you don't have a fierce war-like reputation. And that's a good thing.

[LSK]

12. have you been watching our Govt respond to Katrina?

Have you seen how well we are securing Iraq? America is not the great power you think it is.

[Maple]

14. Heh...you don't know our history

or the result of your last 5 attempted invasions.

[maine_raptor]

40. Sixth time is the charm, Maple

Besides you folks are just too damn polite and neat, eh?

[Village Idiot]

10. It's been tried - a couple of times...

Any USAsian with imperialistic ambitions getting anywhere near my own little personal patch of peace and privacy is in for an AWFUL shock...


Some of us KEPT our guns. Many of us bought more.

Come on up North, but don't forget your woolies!!! Or your flak jackets!!!

[LSK]

11. at this point, Canada would have more luck invading the US n/t

[tigereye]

28. that's very good!

:rofl:

[LittleClarkie]

13. They're pretty quiet up there... too quiet

Damn those socialists! Now! Let's go get them NOW! (froth, froth)

[Maple]

15. Canada's Master Plan:

http://cwd.ptbcanadian.com/index2.html

[Village Idiot]

16. Funniest Site I've Seen In A Long Time!!!

[Maple]

26. One of my favorites...

It always makes me laugh.

The hate mail is a little tough to take though

[fudge stripe cookays]

27. It used to be so much better.

I hear from my old buddies that even the forum is on life support these days. I used to be a regular back in the day.

But even there I had to deal with an asshole right winger. That was it for me.

I miss the generals and my old buddies Bill, Kirsten, AG, CanAmSteve, and Miss Clare.
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[Maple]

36. What would it take

to keep it up and running?

[fudge stripe cookays]

44. Honestly,

I think the generals have just lost interest.

I think they started it on a lark in college, and have moved on to other things, and just don't have the gung-ho ness they used to have.

Here's an old e-mail; not sure if they're still using it. I used to have Kathleen's, but can't find it anymore: [e-mail]

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[Bernardo de La Paz]

22. Canada is Quietly Taking Over, or rather, quietly taking over (shh)

[Amonester]

19. Socialists? Us? HA!

Well, except for the FREE (for many of us...) health care program (which in fact isn't really that "free" because our taxes are sort of exorbitant, especially on everything oilly, but personally, I have no objection, more: I am even feeling PROUD to know that my tax dollars might come handy to someone else who may have a harder time than myself at coping with all things life is about).

No, the real socialists here are the corporations that get all these subsidies... We, taxpayers, are still living in a "social-capitalist" system!

:spray:


Edit: crazy spelling.

[LittleClarkie]

24. LIAR!

You expect me to believe a socialist like you? Of course you'd deny it. You're a socialist. That's what they DO! Invade! INVADE NOW!!!

:crazy:

:tinfoilhat:

:yoiks:

[lindisfarne]

17. We're in the process of it. All those Americans escaping to Canada,

under the pretenses of escaping Bush, are really the American liberal invasion (although most American liberals are conservative by Canadian definitions).

[theHandpuppet]

18. Never.

It's an absurd question.

[MN ChimpH8R]

20. Couldn't Canada invade us instead?

Washington, Minnesota, Michigan and Maine are all readily accessible, and we could use the help.

[Village Idiot]

21. It's all part of the Canadian Master Plan...

First, those crazy Kanukistanians invade Hollywood and take over the USA through propaganda and mass subliminal hypnotic messaging...

Whatever you do, do NOT listen to Celine Dion backwards!!!

Actually, you may want to give her stuff a pass forwards, as well...it's just too painful, period.

[maine_raptor]

41. I'd be happy if they would, MN

just as long as they stop before they get to Augusta.

[asthmaticeog]

23. Yeah, that was Michael Moore's worst movie by far. n/t

[applegrove]

25. They already sent the neocons across the border. They have

taken over think tanks. They have tried hard to force elections that would weaken the country just so their "neocon man" can win.

They have created a newspaper. The CEOs getting overpaid has crossed the border. They put our future political stars on the board of creepy USA corporations.

They are everywhere.

Unfortunately - their early success - Mike Harris in Ontario..showed us all what it was about. Bullshit & mean-spirited coercion for those deemed not consumer units. Plus the people of Quebec are not lining up to be dominated by anyone. The Province of BC puts crazy mountain biking dudes & snowboarders on the same busses as the disabled to get places with all their equipment - so they know & love each other. And only 20 % of Canadians could be considered nearly as religious as Americans.

Yup. They will have to invade. The cultural assimilation isn't even working in the USA. All it takes is one go-around with neocons and that is it. Nobody ever wants to see them again. Most people come to this conclusion very early on in the term. You guys had an attack and war that covered up the ***holes for a bit. No longer.

[slackmaster]

29. The sooner the better

They're developing nukes and ready to strike whenever they catch us with our pants down.

The Canadian Nuclear Threat is real!

Fifty-Four Fourty or Fight!

[cascadiance]

31. About the time we invade Iran and need a draft...

Then when all of the young people are either "turning gay" or moving to Canada, they'll feel the need to invade to keep our troops "stocked".

If that happens, that's also when I would hope we've already outed Arnold here in California, and have California and the rest of the west coast (Cascadia province) to secede from the U.S. and join with Canada at their defense.

[spindoctor]

32. We're not going to invade Canada....they might fight back

When was the last time we fought a country that had actual means of putting up a fight? Oh, I know....1945.

[pitohui]

34. i think we just did invade, didn't we

sumthin abt grabbing some seller of dope seeds

there is also the little matter of the softwood dispute

it's a cold one not a hot one but it's real

[Maple]

35. Softwood

has been going on for 20 years, and Emery has yet to be convicted in Canada

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

37. I was rather hoping Canada would invade US

At this point, I don't think it would really be much of a chore. Hell, CUBA could successfully invade us right now! (Shades of Red Dawn notwithstanding...)

[DelawareValleyDem]

39. Invading Canda would be an extremely stupid move

So I'd say within a year, considering who's in charge.

[Ikonoklast]

42. By God, Sir, I volunteer right this minute!

As a loyal and patriotic red-blooded Amurrican, I will gladly cross the border into that vast wasteland of peace and prosperity and do my utmost to make it safe for Democracy!






But only if I get to personally guard the Molsen Brewery and make it safe from terrists and insurgents. Damn sneaky, those canucks, you know, eh?:beer:

[KamaAina]

43. "Surrender pronto, or we'll level Toronto!"

Uttered by Alan Alda in "Canadian Bacon", who was doing a much better job playing the President than King Dumbass** could ever do!

[AnnieBW]

45. I'm ready!

I'm ready to invade Canada! Let me pack my bags, because I'll be staying until January 2009.