What have we learned this week?

[underpants]

The standard DU weekly thread. A clearing house, if you will, before the much anticipated TOP 10 Conservative Idiots on Monday.

Anyone? Anything?

[Vincardog]

1. * doesn't just lie to us. He lies to everyone

[Dogmudgeon]

2. And he lies to himself

George Bush is actively delusional.

If he wasn't so dangerous, it would be sad.

--p!

[Vincardog]

3. Right that is why Cindy is such a threat to his whole deluded world

can we afford to have someone this fragile in charge?

[Kber]

4. I've learned the defination of fiscally irresponsible

according to the leading minds of the conservative right

It's not
1) spending hundreds of billions of dollars on a poorly planned war
or
2) spending hundreds of billions of dollars on tax cuts for the wealthy in the middle of record deficits
or
3) 23M on a bridge in Alaska to nowhere
or
4) Losing 9B in unaccounted for funds sent to Halliburton
or
5) spending hundreds of billions to privatize social security by handing our financial futures to wall street

Being fiscally irresponsible is spending the same or less that we are currently forking over in Iraq or would fork over to ruin social security on rebuilding the city and lives of New Orleans.

who knew?

[Beetwasher]

5. Chimpy Can't Go to the Bathroom or Dress Himself W/out Help

n/t

[sabra]

6. Some intimate details of Bush and Condi's fetishes...

[nonconformist]

7. That Bush has the innate ability to piss off everyone.

That Bush has to ask Condi if he can go potty... even if he's not exactly sure if he needs to go potty or not.

That "bipartisan" means 11 Republicans and 1 Democrat.

That when you are a Republican, you have the right to investigate your own incompetence and ineptitude.

That charging several billion dollars when you're already several billion dollars in the hole is "fiscal responsibility".

And finally, that George W Bush is such a BIG GOVERNMENT SOCIALIST BLEEDING-HEART LIBERAL he'd piss off FDR.