Bill Maher/ Real Time thread

[Cush]

starting now on HBO

[Cush]

1. he just called Barbara Bush a bitch

[Just Me]

I laughed so hard I nearly,...

,...peed myself!!! :rofl:

[shanti]

107. i nearly hit the ceiling when i heard that!

wonder if he'll get a call from rove....they better not try and shut hbo down!

[Cush]

2. Britney's water broke, and it took FEMA three days to respond

[Booster]

3. Thanks for the reminder. I can always count on DUer's to remind

me cause I always forget.

[Cush]

4. Charles Schumer nnow on

talking about ROberts

[Sydnie]

8. He is earning my respect these days

Thank you Patriot Schummer. Keep up the good work.

[FreedomAngel82]

99. Schumer is one of my favorites

I can't wait to see this. Now I know Schumer is going to be on there I'll have to tape it. :D

[chalky]

5. Thanks for the heads up.

n/t

[chalky]

6. Schumer: Got so exaperated, I ended up asking Roberts, "What's your

favorite movie?"

Was glad he didn't say "Manchurian Candidate".

:rofl:

[truebrit71]

7. The Denzel remake of that was great BTW.

eom

[fooj]

109. And I thought I was the only one!

:tinfoilhat:

[truebrit71]

9. Let's see what kind of crap PJ spews...

..

[chalky]

14. Oh, here he goes: "I never blamed Bill Clinton for the weather!!"

:eyes:

[devilgrrl]

21. What is the allure of him to begin with?

He is dick!

I'm amused that when he can't defend his statements he talks over everyone.

[Sydnie]

10. "He's a pathological liar"

She is on fire right out of the box!

[truebrit71]

13. Yup....

..

[truebrit71]

11. Joy is en fuego!!!

Kicking some serious ass...

[Cush]

12. Joy Behar compared Bush to an abusive husband

and called him a pathological liar

[truebrit71]

16. Showed the * clip "taking responsibility"...

...I hadn't seen that before...Holy crap did he look uncomfortable...

[chalky]

18. Same here, trubrit! THAT was painful to watch.

n/t

[FreedomAngel82]

100. Very telling

He probably was told to do so for his poll numbers.

[LaPera]

15. George Costanza (Seinfeld) & Karl Rove, make believe "Architects"!

They look alike too...

[Staph]

17. You tell 'em, Willie! n/t

[chalky]

19. "It's so unseemly to watch an older Tucker Carlson have a tantrum!"

:rofl:

Kick ass, Joy!

[Sydnie]

24. She needs to fill in for Randi or Al when they are on vacation.

That would be radio not to miss for sure!

[truebrit71]

27. And someone needs to tell him to combs his fricking hair...

...that is sooooooooooo annoying..

[killbotfactory]

20. PJ is a fucking idiot

[DURHAM D]

33. Who is PJ ?

[Just Me]

22. Who's the freak that wrote, "Peace Kills"?

I mean, really, "peace KILLS"? There is something so sick about that.

[killbotfactory]

25. A complete tool

Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength
War is Peace

[Just Me]

29. He's not,...human. I don't know what he is,...but, he has no humanity.

Yucko!!!

[killbotfactory]

53. I don't think these "convervative" talking heads realize this isn't a game

Politics can kill people, and these assholes have blood on their hands. They act like it's a game of fucking Risk. It's infuriating.

[Just Me]

65. Wow. Exactly!!! These people are reckless with their affect,...

,...on the lives of people. They do treat their impact as merely a game rather than an influence for which they are fully responsible.

I really cannot grasp that kind of individual whose conscience is so underdeveloped that the impact of their actions is completely outside their realm.

[LaPera]

26. Right-wing "humorist" writer, columnist....

[Just Me]

31. Ahhh, an "hate the oppressed" humorist. Uh,...

:shrug: isn't that a d/evil's schtick?

[LaPera]

35. You got it!

[susanna]

96. I'm guessing O'Rourke?

I haven't seen his last name yet in this thread, but PJ gave me a bizarre flashback (ex-boyfriend, HUGE repub, loved PJ O'Rourke and gave me one of his books to read).

He can be funny. He can also be (and normally is) a dick.

Note I said ex-boyfriend. :-)

[chalky]

23. Joy, please slap the SHIT out of this idiot! Please!

n/t

[lildreamer316]

28. SHIT I fell asleep; just got up. It repeats over here in ET; right?

On one of the other HBO's??

[Sydnie]

30. I know it does on Tuesday, not sure if it does tonight

but you can get it on HBO demand tomorrow probably (free if you have hbo, too)

[maine_raptor]

82. Repeats for Bill Maher, this weekend

These two I'm sure of:

1AM Sat HBO west
10pm Sun HBO

[truebrit71]

32. Here comes a bushbot rethuglican...

....my bullshit detector is going off big time...

[Lindsey]

36. OMG! Joy rocks!!!!!!! I agree, she should sit in when Randi's on

vacation.

[devilgrrl]

34. Who's this Dan Senor?

What a liar.

[PDittie]

38. A Bushbot n/t

[truebrit71]

39. A former bush admin spokesliar...

..blowing sunshine and happiness up our ass...

[LaPera]

48. Fox "news" robot...

[gulfcoastliberal]

90. CPA Baghdad spokesman - Bremers Butt Boy

Wonder how many millions he got of the dissapeared money?

[Just Me]

37. Ick! Dan Senor is marketing the neoCON profiteering "democracy",...

,...scheme. He is not only "pollyanna", he is full of shit.

[truebrit71]

42. Putting these dictators on notice..

..hey dipshit, who supported those dipshits in the first place? Reagun, Bush 1?

Fucking retard....

[Just Me]

43. Oh FUCK!!! He is so freakin full of shit!!! Mr. Imperialist butthole!!!

FORCE "DEMOCRACY",...as if that works. Why the hell does this guy pretend like that works especially when U.S. multinational corporations profiteer off the scheme.

I am sick, sick, sick of these exploitative bastards!!!

[alarimer]

64. Did anyone tell this guy Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11?

Or that there are more terrorists there now than before we invaded?? od these people piss me off.

[devilgrrl]

44. Oh man, this guy is killing me...

he's acting as if neo-con policies work... they don't! :banghead:

Kee-rist!

[killbotfactory]

46. What a stupid piece of poop

Announcing the number of women in the new Iraqi congress like it was some new development. I wonder how much he's getting from this stupid fucking war.

[truebrit71]

49. Conveniently forgetting to mention that the new constitution would strip..

...women of most of their rights....

[killbotfactory]

57. So it would be a step backwards.

Fucking great.

[chalky]

40. FOR GOD'S SAKE: Why are they STILL allowed to equate 9/11 with SADDAM??!!?

N/T

[truebrit71]

45. I have no idea...

...he's propogating the lie that Saddam actively bred terrorists...

[Just Me]

50. Because they are DEPENDENT upon lies, manipulation, misinformation.

Bastards!!! :grr:

[personman]

51. No one even called him on that bullshit arguement.

There was alot of crosstalk and they seemed to move on quickly, ah well.

[Sydnie]

41. So, we just need to put the blivet** on notice?

Who knew? :shrug:

[Phoonzang]

47. Shut up O'Rourke, you're not funny.

*crickets*

[Just Me]

54. He's like,...missing an oar or marble or something. Just OFF!!!

If I ever met someone like him,...I'd stay FAR away from him.

[Just Me]

60. OMG,...that Joy is a scream!!!!

She's awesomely funny and very sharp!!!

[truebrit71]

52. Joy...Who should we go after? Ahmed Chalabi or Miss October?

LOL

[Cleita]

55. I love Joy Behar.

"Baloney! Let's go bring democracy to the whole Middle East. Don't worry about the money and the soldiers. You know I'm being sarcastic!"

[applegrove]

56. Tell me more. I don't get HBO or have audio on my computer!

:cry:

[truebrit71]

58. John Roberts..."Straight men don't pose with food..."

.

[chalky]

59. RE: Roberts: "Straight men do not pose with food."

LOL!

[truebrit71]

61. I beat you!!

ROFL!!!

[chalky]

66. Yes you did, dag nabbit!

Guess I owe you a Coke. :-)

[chalky]

67. Michael Brown: "Premature Evacuator"

LOOOVE that one.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

80. I want a copy of that picture! nt

[MADem]

104. The Three Men and a Pie shot???

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

111. Thank you!

[truebrit71]

62. If men got pregnant you could get an abortion at SuperCuts!!

Amen brother..

[chalky]

63. Just answer the freaking question, PJ? Please, someone, put this

asshole's feet to the fire.

[Just Me]

68. HAHAHAHAHA! The "new rule" on the latest al Queda video,...

,...was HILARIOUS!!! :rofl:

[Cush]

69. Brown must unresign so he can be publicly fired

[chalky]

70. "Napoleon Dynamite with his mother's dish towel on his head."

:rofl:

[chalky]

"Evil isn't Salem's Lot, it's Trent Lott."

n/t

[Staph]

71. Evil isn't Salem's Lot . . .

It's Trent Lott!

[Just Me]

72. Evil is money being redirected from the levy to the rich and corporations.

Evil is Trent Lott.

DAMN!!! Maher is so damn good tonight!!!!

[Just Me]

75. I'm practically flipping cartwheels at Maher's closing!!!!

That was spectacular!!!! :bounce:

[chalky]

76. Yes. Finally someone said the truth about the levees.

n/t

[maine_raptor]

89. Gotta get a transcript of that evil.stick

Loved the "Dick Cheney doesn't hate black kids and poor people, they're just in the way".....funnest and truest line I even heard!

[chalky]

73. Dammit! I REALLY wanted Joy to swat that PJ idiot like a fly.

n/t

[Phoonzang]

74. George Galloway and Christopher Hitchens next week..

Wow, that should be fun...:)

[truebrit71]

78. On cable, not network TV..

...things could get REALLY interesting...

[chalky]

79. NO. WAY!

:wow:

[maine_raptor]

85. Wonder if they'll be on the same stage?

They doing some sort of comedy tour of US maybe?

[Just Me]

86. Whoah! I MUST MARK MY CALENDAR!!!

I simply cannot miss THAT!!!

Ew, that Galloway,...makes me feel things I haven't felt for quite some time }( ,...if you know what I mean.

:9 I think he is yummy.

[Oldpals]

97. Galloway and Hitchens

Having a Scot and an Englishman debate will be priceless. The current few shows have been absolutely crap. This guy O'Rourke was an idiot. Maher then goes and soft soaps the Senor guy who made the claim that they are spreading democracy in these countries (Iraq). No challenge to that from Mr Liberal.

[BrklynLiberal]

77. I never knew what a total asshole PJ O'Rourke was.

He was disgusting on the show tonight.

[Just Me]

81. It was such a pleasure to share this show with y'all!!!

Thank you. :hug: It's so much more fun with your comments and observations and reactions.

[maine_raptor]

83. This was one of the best ones yet

And I only wanted to slap PJ once or twice. :spank:

[chalky]

84. That was fun, Just Me! See you next week for the Hitchens/Galloway

deathmatch! :evilgrin:

[Just Me]

92. Bah! Hitchens does a "your momma is watching you" to the audience.

Nothing cerebral about that kind of bullshit tactic. I guess Hitchens has unresolved issues with his Mum.

Hitchens is completely out of his league, sold his soul to overcome his inability to reconcile with himself.

Galloway attracts me,...with his strength, his focus, his commitment to contributing to humanity. He seriously turns me on, in so many ways. }(

[maine_raptor]

94. You answered a question for me, Just Me

"sold his soul to overcome his inability to reconcile with himself"

Always wondered why he turned on Sid Blumenthal. That explains it.

[truebrit71]

98. Cannot wait...

..should be a barnstormer...

Hope they're both in studio...I wouldn't be at all surprised to see some fisticuffs.....

[Penndems]

87. "Fredo Corleone was in charge of FEMA"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

88. It was a good show. PJ O'Rourke needs a slap on the back of

the head from Fr. Gilhooly about his views. I don't know what kind of Catholic Church he was brought up in, but it sure must've been different from the one I remember.

Joy Behar was absolutely hilarious and Willie Brown was great as he always is. As for Dan Senor, :puke:.

I'm hoping the hotel in DC next week has HBO. The panel looks like it's slanted to the neocons, with Mrs. Greenspan, Hitchens, and that blonde bimbo from the BBC, Katty Kay, but at least George Galloway will be on to offset the other three.

[MADem]

105. Call ahead and ask, that way you can make other arrangements

if they don't have HBO....

[faithnotgreed]

91. sounds like joy was good

thanks for sharing with us
and thank you bill maher

[Just Me]

93. Oh, she was GREAT!!!!

I loved her!!!

[faithnotgreed]

95. im so glad - and though i never watch "the view"

from what i have heard she says some great things that are very needed (esp on a mainstream show)

and she is funny

[maveric]

101. Bill thinks that white libs in San Francisco would shoot at blacks

from Oakland crossing the bridge during a disaster.

I dont think so!

[jayfish]

103. That Was Deeply Saddening.

What's worse is that Willie Brown went along with him. I held my head in shame. When party leaders and spokespersons can't even stand up to such a blatant attack against almost everything being a liberal stands for, then the party is truly fucked. On a side note, there were several times during the show where Joy and Willie were about to make cogent, powerful points and O'Rourke sensed it and filibustered to the point that Brown and Behar forgot what they were getting at. I Bill did nothing to stop it. I thought it was a bad show until the final "New Rules"

Jay

[chalky]

106. Yes, jayfish. The way Bill let O'Rourke run amok was driving me nuts.

I could tell Joy wanted to knock the man senseless. Wish she hadn't felt the need to be so polite to him. Though her "middle-aged Tucker Carlson having a tantrum" comment was a direct hit.

[Pushed To The Left]

110. I think Behar was about to say something

about why the influenza medication wasn't available. O'Rourke interrupted with some schtick, and they never got back to that subject.

[Blue_Roses]

102. your comment speaks volumes

since she put it it out there on the line. She is a co-host on "the view" with baba walters.

Joy did GREAT! I listen to her on the view and it's all she can do to not slap rw Elizabeth silly--but oh, wait...she's already...Silly!:crazy:

Great show

[bo44]

112. o'dork obviously has been drinking the kool aid of greedy old prikkks

Which is why willie and bill not coming to her defense seemed to be chickenshit on their parts. they just let her swing in the breeze while o'dork bullied her.

[applegrove]

108. Transcripts are back!

http://www.safesearching.com/billmaher/print/transcripts.shtml