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Buddyblazon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 02:42 PM
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I'm leaving DU....
I'm taking my ball and I'm going home.

You won't have old Buddy to kick around anymore.

You all think you're so smart. You all think you're better than me. You all are so mean.

You'll be sorry. Yea. SO sorry. When I throw myself off of a....no wait...when I take a bottle of sle...no wait....when I BLOW MY HEAD OFF with a cheap shotgun bought at Kmart spraying my brains across the walls of my studio apartment giving it the appearance of cheap Picasso knock off titled simply "Gray Matter".

Then you'll be REALLY sorry. And you'll sob uncontrollably like Nancy Karrigan. And scream, "WHY! WHY! WHY DID BUDDY DO IT! HE WAS SO YOUNG! WELL...AT LEAST HE LOOKED SO YOUNG! AND I NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO HAVE GROUP SEX WITH HIM!"

So that's it! Don't try to talk me out of it. NO SERIOUSLY, DON'T TRY....why isn't anybody trying?

WELL SCREW YOU THEN! You don't care! You're heartless and you shop at Wal-Mart!

*Donations can be sent to "Please...Buddy don't go...we were wrong and you bought the Farm....and now were all sad...and we'll never be the same" @ PO Box 6789 Hollywood, CA 90028.

:sarcasm: off
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BlueJac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 02:44 PM
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1. I have had it with everyone making fun of me.....
I'm staying!!!


:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:
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Finder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 02:54 PM
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10. LOL
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Liberal In Texas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 02:47 PM
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2. My dog and my wife are wondering why I'm sitting here laughing my * off.
One of the finest sartire posts ever.
:toast:


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cry baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 02:47 PM
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3. These farewell posts are really getting under your skin, aren't they?
Edited on Sat Sep-17-05 02:53 PM by cry baby
Hang in there!!

On edit, your post is really funny! I nominated it for greatest.
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 02:48 PM
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4. Please don't, folks here are so sorry, I am going to start a "girls
who will have group sex with Buddy" thread for you. When enough women sign up, I'll kill your sorry ass myself with a high quality American made shotgun bought when they still made things here and get all that nookie for my own self. So relax.
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Buddyblazon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 02:49 PM
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6. Opportunist.
;)
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 02:55 PM
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14. Naw, just an ass man. n/t
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Buddyblazon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 03:04 PM
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23. Buddy's theory about me and my fellow ass-men.
We are more refined. We are the artists, the poets, the musicians, the scholars.

Knuckle draggers are breast men. Don't get me wrong. I've only met a "handful" (pun intended) of breasts I didn't like.

But us ass-men. We are the guys that leave our mark on the world.
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 03:41 PM
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35. And I am still supporting one of my sucesses. n/t
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Pirate Smile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 02:49 PM
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5. Haa Haa. Nominated.
:D
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Buddyblazon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 02:52 PM
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8. Well...
you find my misery to be....some sort of....frickin....NOMINATED THREAD?!

Oh sure...you eat your porridge...over there...smirkin' at me...all nominating......and stuff!:mad:
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Liberal In Texas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 02:52 PM
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7. Nominated as well. Let's get some more folks!
Edited on Sat Sep-17-05 02:54 PM by LibInTexas
Let's really rub his face in it!

:silly:

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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 02:53 PM
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9. LOLOLOLOL
Buddy :yourock:

ROFL!!!!!
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 02:54 PM
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11. I nominate this thread for induction into the Hall of Whines.
It's fabulous. :D
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POAS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 02:55 PM
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12. People leaving People staying
when I don't even know where the hell I am!
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RUMMYisFROSTED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 02:55 PM
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13. How's the studio apartment hanging?
<channeling Freud>
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Tace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 02:55 PM
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You Need A Paypal Account
The donations process faster. : )
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 02:55 PM
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15. don't let the gates of hell smack you in the ass on your way out....
:evilgrin:
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Buddyblazon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 02:55 PM
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16. OH SURE!!!!
SINCE WHEN WAS IT OKAY FOR YOU ALL TO WALLOW IN MY SELF PITY?!!!

EXCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME!

IT'S MY PITY YOU HEARTLESS BASTARDS! now can i have it back...please?

:shrug:
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 02:58 PM
Response to Reply #16
18. LOL. 8 nominations already!
:rofl:
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 02:57 PM
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17. Skinner! Can I have Buddy's rooom? Plllease!
:P
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Buddyblazon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 03:00 PM
Response to Reply #17
22. The Pretzledent has declared my room....
a Historic something or other. Something to rally the brainless (no pun intended) masses around.

Halliburtion will come in for clean up. But only to dispose of the dirty underwear and explore for oil.

The brains are to be left on the walls.

Let it be so.
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Window Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 02:58 PM
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19. ROTFLMAO!!!!
Funny!

I needed that laugh. Thanks.

Peace
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 02:59 PM
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20. Guess what? I like Soup!
Oh, were you saying something? I thought I heard some sort of indecipherably whining noise. Oh well, I'll just tune it out ...

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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 03:00 PM
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21. Smell ya later
See ya around clown :D
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Gregorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 03:05 PM
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24. Buh.........wait a minute, you just got here.
Everybody wants me to leave. And I'm sticking around just to drag things down. That's how you get even. Post long personal posts. It's better than leaving.
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Liberal In Texas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 03:07 PM
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26. Yes, long boring cryptic posts. Especially about leaving. Keep doing it
Edited on Sat Sep-17-05 03:09 PM by LibInTexas
for months.

:banghead:

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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 03:06 PM
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25. ??
Edited on Sat Sep-17-05 03:08 PM by MuseRider
Picasso?

Perhaps Jackson Pollock


Funny post.

Edited because in spite of all the hilarity I still can't spell
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Buddyblazon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 03:09 PM
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28. Why do you mock me? ;)
You know what I meant.

What if I used the Flying Spaghetti Monster? That would be pretty darn accurate.
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 03:12 PM
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29. Because
anyone who can post such an amusing post needs mocking just so they will keep it up!

Seriously, I needed that.

As you mentioned, yes the FSM would have been perfect, especially with the sauce. :puke:

WTG Buddy nobody in my house knows why I suddenly jumped from morose to laughing and furiously looking up artists on my computer. It is always good to confuse the family.
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Seansky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 03:08 PM
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27. great! I also needed that laugh...
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bahrbearian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 03:12 PM
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30. Are you anyway related to "Vetswife" ?
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Buddyblazon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 03:18 PM
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31. No....but I'm Vets-son.
Unfortunately the poor bastard had two decades of indoctrination. I love him to death but we argue politics constantly.

At this point my argument has just gotten to the point of, "DAD! WAKE THE FUCK UP!".

To no avail.
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stlsaxman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 03:18 PM
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32. Oh, great- what I need to read right now is another whiney
"I'm leaving DU" post right now- oh, wait....

BWAHAHAHAH!

Well played! :rofl:
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ElsewheresDaughter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 03:29 PM
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33. ......
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 03:38 PM
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34. Shame about the sarcasm tag
because if that WASN'T there, they only comment I'd have was to tell you stop ripping off Bill Hicks in your next life. :hi:
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IChing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 03:42 PM
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36. If you are leaving then you need a note
you can't leave DU without a note

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Brother Buzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 03:47 PM
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37. Hello, I must be going
Hello, I must be going.
I cannot stay,
I came to say
I must be going.
I'm glad I came
but just the same
I must be going.

(the DU chorus)
For my sake you must stay,
for if you go away,
you'll spoil this party
I am throwing.

I'll stay a week or two,
I'll stay the summer through,
but I am telling you,
I must be going.

-Groucho Marx
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TwilightZone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 04:16 PM
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38. We got the point. How many times are you going to tell us?
In fact, we got the point before you pointed it out.
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Moderator DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 04:27 PM
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39. Locked.
Thanks for your consideration.
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