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Cyrano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 04:56 PM
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Santorum into screwing turtles. O'Reilly into marrying ducks.
Edited on Sat Sep-17-05 04:57 PM by Cyrano
I don't need to go into the Santorum/turtle thing. But this Friday, dailykos reported on Bill O'Reilly's rantings about marrying ducks. (Check out dailykos postings from Friday.)

I don't know whether we're on the wrong planet, or whether these wingnuts landed here for the sole purpose of driving us nuts.

Either way, they've found enough people they can dupe into drinking the Kool Aid.

Every time you think that many humans can't get any more stupid, they always surprise you.
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niyad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 05:02 PM
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1. please DO go into the santorum/turtle thing--I must have missed it!!
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Cyrano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 05:34 PM
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2. Check out google.com. There are hundreds of posts on it.
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melody Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 05:42 PM
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3. In Santorum's case, I still think it's the last name haunting him
He's transferred his angst over to turtles.
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maine_raptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 05:49 PM
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4. I'm not commenting on this thread
I don't want to be accused of "turtle-bashing" or being against "same-duck marrage".
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RoBear Donating Member (781 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 05:55 PM
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6. hehehe
:rofl:
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sonicx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 05:52 PM
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5. here you go...
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Sweet Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 06:56 PM
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7. Wasn't it Cronyn who obsessed about turtles?
John Cornyn: The senator from Texas issued a statement in which he advocated a constitutional ban on gay marriage with the following logic: "It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right. . . . Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife."

I think Santorum said if you allowed gay marriage, then you allowed bestiality and polygamy and incest (or something to that effect).
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maine_raptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 06:57 PM
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8. Last time I checked
beastiality included turtles and ducks.
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sonicx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 07:00 PM
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10. yes, but...
the OP got the wingnut and species mixed up. Not that it really makes a difference or anything...
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-05 06:58 PM
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9. the only ones i hear into farm animals are the repugs
and i am not hearing the fellow repugs condone the practice. hm
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