Its Official...Ive SEEN IT ALL....Donalds Rumsfield Doll

[Fescue4u]

http://www.kbtoys.com/genProduct.html?PID=2650659&ctid=17



Description

Donald (Rummy) Rumsfeld is tight-lipped and reluctant to let the press know exactly what is going on behind closed White House doors, so when he talks, he makes news. "Rummy" is dressed in a black pin-striped suit with white shirt, yellow tie and black shoes. The articulated figure stands on a special Department of Defense display base. The figure's features duplicate Rumsfeld's stoic, determined look, his gray hair and even comes with a set of glasses! Also comes with full color photos, biographical text and a speech by Rumsfeld to American Veterans. Press his button to listen to 28 different phrases including: "I believe what I said yesterday. I don't know what I said. But I know what I think. I assume that's what I said." Requires 3 button cell batteries (included).



I pity the child that finds this fun.

[wtmusic]

1. Does Rummy say we know where the WMDs are

"in Tikrit, north, east, south, and west"? :crazy:

[kineneb]

"not for children"

but I bet a voodoo person or two will be highly amused. I know I would be, if I were into that sort of thing.

(Pauses, mutters to self "where did I put those big hat pins" mutters some more.)

[Tace]

2. No Dick

Those dolls don't have a dick. Sorry.

[Lisa]

4. so it IS anatomically correct, then

Just like the real thing.

[geomon666]

3. Does he glow in the dark and suck blood?

You know...just like he does in real life.

[geomon666]

5. Maybe we can have the Rumsfeld doll and the Condi doll have play dates.

http://www.vicalecorporation.com/SearchResult.aspx?CategoryID=5

[Fescue4u]

12. hahaha

Im having mental images of things to do with those two dolls, that make me alternate between laughing my ass off, and grossing me out.

[Daphne08]

6. I think I've found Bizzaro World.

:eyes:

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Hey, read the description

Especially what the doll says. I don't think this is intended to make Rummy look good.

[liberaliraqvet26]

8. that is sick

[TahitiNut]

9. (He's wearing a stuffed shirt. Figures.) Photo ...

[geomon666]

11. I want one where the blood actually drips out of his mouth

That's what I want for christmas.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

10. Delivered so straight by KBToys, it is Satire.

Press his button to listen to 28 different phrases including: "I believe what I said yesterday. I don't know what I said. But I know what I think. I assume that's what I said."

"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts." -- Will Rogers

[shance]

13. I wonder if Donald comes with the "Create your Own Terrorism at Home" kit?

I've heard if you pay for the entire Terrorism kit and the Don doll together, you can get the special offer which is an exclusive one time gift guarantee of Don's originally developed plans on How to Cover-up evidence and bury it all through demolition and blame those who were attacked.

Doesnt it sound GREAT!!!!

Sure sounds like a quality toy for Christmas to me!!

hohoHO!!!

[Rob H.]

14. Imagine comforting a disappointed child on Christmas morning

"You play with the doll you have, not the doll you might want or wish to have."

Here's a phrase I bet it can't say more than once without draining the batteries:

As we know, there are known knowns. There are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns. That is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns, the ones we don't know we don't know.