where can I get one of those cardboard cut-out black folks props?

[mopaul]

you know, like the kind the president uses at all his photo ops, they printed up a few hundred of them apparently for mr. bush to hug and be photographed with. the all purpose, happy to be helped, smiling and grateful, lifelike cardboard cut out black folks prop.

order yours today! set them up in any disaster area in america, and viola!, the perfect pre fabricated photo op, ready whenever you need to fake sincerity or compassion or real action. fool your liberal friends and bamboozle your base with these realistic images of an underprivileged black family!

why actually touch black folks or actually help them when you can have a cardboard cutout for such purposes? saves gas on air force one! do it from your own oval office instead of actually being there! get them while supplies last, and tell the world, 'i likes me some black folks, see'?

(order one hundred and get a huge tax break!)

[Karenina]

1. Cardboard I dunno...

But try here:

http://www.rent-a-negro.com

[HamdenRice]

2. You have two choices:

If you really are so pathetic that you can't make your own African American friends, try Rent-a-Negro.com, here:

http://www.rent-a-negro.com/

Or you can be like the cool white kids and have lots of black friends, like Sally and Johnny at Blackpeopleloveus.com, here

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/

Sally and Johnny just like to hang out and "chill" with their African American friends and play cool games like pictionary and hangman.



Sometimes, Johnny just gets stumped at hangman, though.

[mopaul]

3. photo op kick

[mopaul]

4. BRAND NEW!! the disabled black man cardboard cutout!!!

[annabanana]

5. hey hey! A twofer!!. Black AND crippled! . . . . eom

[Roy]

6. Just call the white house

Just call the white house, silly. They always keep extras on hand. Never know when there might be a crisis in a black community, ya know.