Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

Finish this sentence: His ratings are falling faster than ...

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion (Through 2005) Donate to DU
 
elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 09:28 AM
Original message
Finish this sentence: His ratings are falling faster than ...
(I'll start)


His ratings are falling faster than a drunk on a mountainbike.

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
splat@14 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 09:32 AM
Response to Original message
1. Kids shorts at M. Jackson's house. n/t
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
CrispyQ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 09:40 AM
Response to Reply #1
7. You're bad!!

:rofl:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
astroBspacedog Donating Member (199 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 11:43 AM
Response to Reply #1
32. This is bad
But I just had to do it.

Faster then Michael Jackson running to Wal Mart after seeing the ad, -- " Boys Pants Half Off." :hi:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 09:33 AM
Response to Original message
2. his ratings is falling faster than a LEAD SHIT FILLED BALLOON
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
sasha031 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 09:38 AM
Response to Reply #2
6. bush is falling and falling
http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm

someone posted this link the other day, I find it so therapeutic.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Pithlet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 01:41 PM
Response to Reply #6
39. It's hypnotic
I love being able to pick him up and fling him when he gets stuck.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
buff2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 09:36 AM
Response to Original message
3. His ratings are falling faster than
his balls on the ass of Jeff Gannon? :shrug: :evilgrin:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
davsand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 09:37 AM
Response to Original message
4. A hooker's knickers on payday at the mine. n/t
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
KerryOn Donating Member (899 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 09:37 AM
Response to Original message
5. the stock market. n/t
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
LisaL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 09:41 AM
Response to Original message
8. Speeding bullet.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 09:42 AM
Response to Original message
9. His ratings are falling faster than
Hitchen's active brain cell count.

:evilgrin:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 09:42 AM
Response to Original message
10. His ratings are falling faster than Dick Cheney after a Big Mac.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
HughMoran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 09:57 AM
Response to Reply #10
18. lol!
:rofl:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
bigbrother05 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 09:44 AM
Response to Original message
11. A lapdancer's G-string during Fleet Week. n/t
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 09:45 AM
Response to Original message
12. the poorly maintained levees in NOLA.
I know I'm asking for it, but it's true. Had he funded the levees' upkeep, he wouldn't be in half the mess he's in now. It's his own doing.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 09:45 AM
Response to Original message
13. Than A Halliburton No Contract Bid Gets Signed By Junior After A Disaster?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
rfranklin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 09:51 AM
Response to Original message
14. A lead turd in an ouhouse with a twenty foot drop...
Anybody else use an outhouse during their childhood? The Bush administration sort of smells like one of those on a hot August day after the chili cookoff.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 10:07 AM
Response to Reply #14
20. Yea, those were the days. the times not the outhouse n/t
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
stevedeshazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 10:29 AM
Response to Reply #14
26. Too far in winter
Too close in summer!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
hopeisaplace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 09:52 AM
Response to Original message
15. ...than his soul.
*nuff said* lol.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
smartvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 09:53 AM
Response to Original message
16. Are there new polls out after the speech yet? nt
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
all.of.me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 09:54 AM
Response to Original message
17. my aging breasts...
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
OneGrassRoot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 10:10 AM
Response to Reply #17
22. LMAO!!!!!!!!! nominated as best one......*S* n/t
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
hardrainfallin Donating Member (711 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 10:02 AM
Response to Original message
19. ROTFLMAO! n/t
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 10:08 AM
Response to Original message
21. Niagara
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
unrepuke Donating Member (763 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 10:10 AM
Response to Original message
23. ...faster than Bill Clinton's trousers.
:evilgrin:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Cocoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 10:13 AM
Response to Original message
24. faster than an egg from a tall chicken
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 10:24 AM
Response to Original message
25. Wile E. Coyote tethered to an anvil
:P
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 10:38 AM
Response to Original message
27. His ratings are falling faster then Niagara Falls
This has been another Landmark Metaphor
Brought to you by The Shit Always Flows Downstream
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Kahuna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 11:02 AM
Response to Original message
28. Sean Hannity to his knees to fellate him.
Edited on Sun Sep-18-05 11:03 AM by Kahuna
nt
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 11:06 AM
Response to Original message
29. Than sean hannity's manhood after watching queer eye for the straight guy.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Obamarama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 11:08 AM
Response to Original message
30. the bombs he dropped in Baghdad.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 11:42 AM
Response to Original message
31. Jenna's panties at a frat party
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 12:04 PM
Response to Original message
33. a locker room sexist asshole's IQ and credibility
:hi:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Blue Belle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 12:05 PM
Response to Original message
34. falling faster than an IQ score after watching "The Dukes of Hazzard"....
either the movie or the TV show... take your pick. :eyes:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
yella_dawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 12:20 PM
Response to Original message
35. A paralyzed mud hen in a hailstorm. n/t
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 12:21 PM
Response to Original message
36. than a turd down a toilet n/t
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 12:22 PM
Response to Original message
37. a dog on rollerskates
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Lindacooks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 12:55 PM
Response to Original message
38. poop from a goose.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
malachibk Donating Member (780 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-18-05 01:44 PM
Response to Original message
40. Rove to his knees when * needs a B.J.
n/t
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Thu Dec 26th 2024, 11:06 AM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion (Through 2005) Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC