BREAKING: Paleontologist Named Director of Male Health

[elehhhhna]

"We find him highly qualified to attend to the unique needs of the typically neanderthal Republican male ..." Said retitring Director C. Everett Poop.

[Divernan]

1. And we all know that MDs really would have rather been paleontologists

but they just weren't bright enough! Not.

In reference to the indignant vet on the FDA thread last night, who fervently believed that all medical doctors were people who couldn't get accepted to vet school, and that since vets treated EVERY OTHER animal species, they were BETTER equipped to treat humans than physicians.

"Hey, doc, Lynn Chaney here. My dog's flatulence is getting worse, and could you schedule Dick for a heart transplant next Tuesday?'

Maybe a mortician would be best to treat the typically Neanderthal Republican male - cause they're already dead from the neck up.

[elehhhhna]

2. hey! Palentologists are super duper scientific dudes so don't insult them,

ever, even if they're unqualified for the job, n'kay?

[shadowknows69]

6. when i'm fossilized for a million years and need a check up

I'll call one mmmkay?

[daninthemoon]

3. At least he must have a better grasp of science than anyone

else in this wacko administration. Didn't I see something about a veterinarean appt to head women's health?

[dogday]

4. Yes, so cheer up, sounds like ya'll

got the better deal to me. At least he is studying humans somewhat..

[Hoping4Change]

5. LOLOLOLOL

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