Breakthrough: Pat Roberston discovers cause of huricanes.

[Speck Tater]

Hollywood – Pat Robertson on Sunday said that Hurricane Katrina was God’s way of expressing its anger at the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences for its selection of Ellen Degeneres to host this year’s Emmy Awards. “By choosing an avowed lesbian for this national event, these Hollywood elites have clearly invited God’s wrath,” Robertson said on “The 700 Club” on Sunday. “Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at Miss Degeneres’ hometown?”

Robertson also noted that the last time Degeneres hosted the Emmys, in 2001, the September 11 terrorism attacks took place shortly before the ceremony.

“This is the second time in a row that God has invoked a disaster shortly before lesbian Ellen Degeneres hosted the Emmy Awards,” Robertson explained to his approximately one million viewers. “America is waiting for her to apologize for the death and destruction that her sexual deviance has brought onto this great nation.”

more at http://datelinehollywood.com/archives/2005/09/05/robertson-blames-hurricane-on-choice-of-ellen-deneres-to-host-emmys/

[SalmonChantedEvening]

1. Just. Fuck. You. Pat.

Go away and ... well just go away.



Shame on anyone who ever sends this prick another penny.

[burythehatchet]

4. sick sick people

what would Jesus do?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

8. Smite the creep beegtime n/t

[benburch]

2. Will somebody please put him out of my misery? nt

[Tesla]

3. Oh, he has totally lost it now.....

Man, he is 'fraid of them lesbians......

[jim3775]

5. This is satire, dateline hollywood is a comedy site

Kinda like The Onion.

[NYC Liberal]

12. Except that that "satire" is actually something he would say.

Really. Isn't that sad? There is NO way to satarize these people.

[Bluzmann57]

6. Damn! And I thought it was just an act of nature

Silly me! Since Hurricanes happen every year, I thought maybe it was just a really bad storm. Sorry Pat, next time I'll listen to you. Guess I'm just some dumb ol'non fundie liberal. It's good that Robertson is out there to set us straight. No pun intended, btw.

[elperromagico]

7. It's been debunked by Snopes.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/katrina/robertson.asp

I wouldn't doubt that ol' Pat has thought something like that, though. He just hasn't said it.

[izzybeans]

11. They nailed it didn't they? Good satire straddles the line

between fiction and fantasy. This was so believable it probably shouldn't have counted as a satire.

[LostInAnomie]

9. Man, that God is one petty mother fucker.

Either that or Robertson is one stupid piece of shit.

[izzybeans]

10. Straight jacket. Some Lithium. And some water boarding.

When will he return to the asylum?

[sakabatou]

13. Can we please replace his brain with a gerbil?

I think it'd run better.

[Ksec]

14. Is that even real?

This guy is insane.

Seriously.

[ignatius 2]

15. This man is a freakin' mistake of nature. Surely people can

see how delusional and dangerous he is. There can not possibly be people crazy enough to agree with this bullshit.

God has got to be pissed that this pervert of a man pretends to speak for him.

[jayctravis]

16. He been having dinner with our friend Fred Phelps?

[Seabiscuit]

17. Pat Robertson today is America's "Comical Ali"

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18. Link isn't working!

[Ladyhawk]

19. As pointed out many times, with folks like Pat it really is hard to tell

satire from the real thing.

If you want some more satire:

http://www.bettybowers.com
http://www.landoverbaptist.com