Best line of the day

[MN ChimpH8R]

"I think it would have been appropriate if a crowd of vengeful zombies had devoured President Bush during his televised address from New Orleans on Thursday night.

It would have given the evening some much-needed meaning and symbolism."

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http://www.smirkingchimp.com/article.php?sid=22813&mode=nested&order=0

What a wonderful mental picture that conjures.....

[TallahasseeGrannie]

1. Definitely would have been worth watching

but might put the kabash on tourism for the area.

[CottonBear]

2. I was hoping God would smote him with a lightning bolt for desecrating

The St. Louis Cathedral with his evil presence. :( Unfortunately, it didn't happen.
It would've made great live TV. :evilgrin:

[Jackpine Radical]

4. A powerful argument against theism right there.

[CottonBear]

7. You may be right. If there was a god, he should have smote * down. n/t

[dhinojosa]

3. Zombies need "BRRRAAINNS" and that means they wouldn't be near him.

[daninthemoon]

5. Beautiful. Hey photoshop people, a little help here?

[adarling]

6. Zombies wouldn't eat him

Not enough brains and i think he probably tastes a little too Mesquite smokey like after clearing all that brush at the ranch. His ranch sucks, looks like a shack.

[warrens]

8. This nailed the Punk perfectly

His mantra is seize the moment, demand instead of ask, polarize, wedge, force the pace, make people react to him before they can respond to the situation.

A pretty necessary strategy when your ability, ideas, and energy don't impress anyone and your life arc has flatlined from lazy, drunken wastrel to mean, ignorant cocksucker.