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maine_raptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 11:47 AM
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Announcing My Bid for the Presidency...a Modest Proposal
Got tired of waiting for someone new to take a swing at it, and the field is starting to fill up with the same old, same old, so I'm going to jump in. Only 3 more years so here's what I'm running on:


Campaign Platform:


War of Terror:

Publicly work towards a fair, honest, and final settlement of the Israeli/Palestinian conflict. Settlement of this issue will do more than any military action to tamp down the fire of Terrorism. The ignoring of this issue during the first year of George W. Bush’s Presidency has lead to a host of other problems that have only exasperated the effort against terrorism. As President I would set up an international commission of three neutral judges to settle the status of current and future settlements within the disputed territories. Member of each settlement would be allowed to plead its case as to which side, Israeli or Palestinian, it should be assigned. The three judges would then render a verdict. The entire proceeding would be televised around the world, being made available freely to satellite TV and would be called “Survivor: Middle East”. Audience voting would not be allowed.


War in Iraq

To facilitate our withdrawal from Iraq, UN Peacekeeping troops would to be swapped out on a one to one ratio. The US should retain a military presence as a member of that effort therefore some US troops would remain in country, albeit in vastly reduced numbers. Those current combat troops remaining would be swapped out, over time, with a specially trained cadre of soldiers consisting of the sons, daughters, nieces and nephews, of qualifying age, of all the neo-cons that made this requirement necessary.


War in Afghanistan

We must find, capture or kill Osama Ben Laden and the other terrorists’ leaders. Terrorism is a criminal act as well as a political statement. Distinguishing between the two is not hard; trespassing is not the same as blowing up people. Criminals should be dealt with as much law enforcement effort as possible as necessary to carry out the full measure of justice, therefore, as President; to personally find, capture or kill Osama Ben Laden I would send in Barbra Bush.


Military

I believe in a strong defense. The Untied States must have as many planes, ships and tank as necessary to defend its self. Manning those sinews of war is one thing, how they are used is another. America’s defensive options must range exist on many levels; from creating glass-topped parking lots of great size to taking out precision targets, so her response must always match any attack upon her with equal or greater force. With the growth of weapons technology, the computerization of military might, there is a need for fewer men and women under arms. Therefore, as President I would work to maintain a voluntary military, but supplement that force with a special drafted force of men and women of suitable age and fitness from the progeny of the members of Congress. We have great power in the world, and we should therefore insure its wise use.

The US military forces will be restricted to American territory as much as consistent with treaty obligations and while in US lands shall be used to improve the nation’s infrastructure as much as possible as training and readiness needs will allow. The taxpayers have been paying a large amount of money to have its troop build stuff for other countries, now it’s our turn.


Election/Campaign Reform/1st Amendment

I would cap individual campaign contributions and eliminate all others. Individual campaign contributions would be limited to the geographical location for which the candidate was running; only voters (voter as in the actual human casting the ballot) residing in the district, state, or nation can give a maximum of $50 to any candidate of their choice running for the House, Senate, and President. Only one contribution per voter per race is allowed. If in a land of 300 million you can’t convince 10 million of them to give you $50 bucks ($500 million), then you don’t deserve to be president, same goes for Representative and Senator.

All media; newspapers, magazines, broadcast (radio and TV), cable, satellite, and other means of communication with an American voter shall be required to provide free airtime, column inches or whatever to any candidate that has what will become known as a “Real Shot” of actually winning that race. A certificate of “Real Shot” shall be awarded to the candidate by a special subcommittee of the Federal Elections Commission comprised of Las Vegas bookies.

The Fairness Doctrine will be restored simply for its fairness.

All votes for any Federal office must have a paper trail. If there is one thing the Federal government is good at its creating paper. One more piece will not hurt.


Tax Reform

Individual Income Tax will be made simple. All single or married filers will take their gross income, subtract out state and local taxes, FICA and other federal payments along with a new income tax deduction created for the simplification. Called the Automatic Lessening Measure Stipend, these Federal ALMS would be considered by the government to be a cost of living expense for each citizen. The amount of ALMS would be set at $50,000 for a single filer, $75,000 for married, and an additional $15,000 per dependent. Once the filer had done that simple math - gross minus taxes minus your ALMS - was done, a 10% tax would be levied on the remaining amount. Those with a negative number would not have to pay any tax that year. Any lowing of the ALMS would require a prior raise in the corporate tax rate (see below), followed by a 2/3rd approval in both Houses of Congress.

Corporate Income Tax will be reformed too. All corporate loopholes will be eliminated. The corporation would be required to provide two numbers; the cost of doing its business, strictly defined and enforced, and the amount of money taken in, also strictly defined and enforced. The cost of doing business would be subtracted from the money taken in and any overage would be subject to a 50% tax. All businesses doing business in the US would be subject to this tax no matter where their headquarters might be. Any business that files negative numbers for three years in a row will be declared bankrupt and not allowed to do any further business in the United States. If you can’t make any money then we the American public, your customers, have spoken and if you do make money, we the American public, your customers, should be paid at least half just for putting up with your advertising.


Education

High Schools will require a graduation exam. The exam will have real-life relevancies such as checkbook balancing, recipe reading, and other practical life skills. Any student failing will not be allowed enter the work force and will continue until age of 21. At that point they will be assigned employment at the nearest fast-food establishment. This will both insure that no child is left behind and reduce the citizenry’s love for high cholesterol laden food.

Any myth masquerading as science will be banned from school. To determine what myth is and what is science, a board of Theologians will be established. The board will be comprised of strict fundamentalist Christian clerics. Any proposed scientific theory, proposed for education, that receives approval from this board will be banned.


Foreign Policy

I believe that this Nation should follow one principal in foreign policy; do unto others as you would have them do unto you. We should be sensitive to other counties cultures and they to our. This most especially would apply in the area of Trade. We should treat our trading partners as they treat us. Goods coming into this country should be governed in accordance with laws similar to that of the point of origin. If a country keeps our trade goods out because of a legalism, we should apply that same legalism that country’s goods.

No goods produced overseas by slave or child labor shall be sold in the United States. Any business found doing so will have its corporate tax rate doubled for that year.

We should work, via the United Nations, to ensure peace and prosperity throughout the world. Being good neighbors is not just essential it is also logical.


Energy/Environment

We must move at once away from a petroleum based energy nation into one that relies on renewal sources. The first step must be a requirement that all passenger vehicles get a minimum of 60 miles per gallon mileage. Trucks would be set at 30. Then the development, with federal aid, of electrical or hydrogen powered cars and trucks. Filling stations must be established for these vehicles and used to phase out gasoline/diesel filling stations. Petroleum powered vehicles should be considered as much a dinosaurs as their fuel source is.

Electrical power for other uses must be generated via other means. Nature itself, in many ways, provides power for our use; we just have become wise enough to use it. The immediate development of tidal, wind, geothermal, solar and other sources of non-polluting power is necessary. As one of these sources comes on line, an older, less efficient means of generation must be turned off. Pissing into your well, no matter what the level, is just not a good thing.

The reliable, efficient transmission of electrical power is critical also. It does this nation no good if any leaks out before it gets to the user. We need to start, and accelerate, the development of a superconductive energy grid throughout the land, connecting each source with each user. The more power to the people, the better off this nation will be. Let us remember that old adage; Waste not, Want not.

Everybody, individual or corporate, will be required to clean up after themselves. It’s just good manners.


Space Exploration

Mankind has to leave its cradle, the Earth, and America should lead the way. Any monies spent in this effort are not being spent in space, they are spent on this planet; there is no McDonalds on Mars (yet). Space exploration will develop our technology and lead to economic opportunities for all our citizens. America has always been a land of frontiers and its next one is out there; for just as development of the American West lead to economic opportunities for those that went as well as those that stayed behind, so too shall space. Besides, as far as we know, there aren’t any Space Indians to kick out this time.


Economy

Corporate subsides given by the Federal Government, our tax dollars, shall be limited solely to research and development and shall not be included in any corporation’s cost of doing business or amount taken in calculation for tax purposes (see above). Such R & D money will be approved annually only. The American tax payer will help you come up with something useful, but as since we’re a society demanding instant gratification, we’re not waiting for it.


Health Care

Universal health care will be made available to all citizens. The other grown up countries in the world do it, we should too. However more effort will be put towards preventive measures. Smoking cessation, diet and exercise, and early disease detection and treatment will be emphasized, with every citizen being required to undergo a physical annually. Physicians who perform these annual evaluations will be chosen based upon a “Mom” factor, for no one can nag you into doing something good for yourself like Mom can.



That's it, oh any other stuff or issues, I'll just make up as I go along like the rest of the pack does.

But that's my platform and I'm sticking to it....have at it folks.


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StellaBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 11:50 AM
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1. This was fascinating
I thought you were going to surprise us at the end by revealing that this is some 'viable' candidate's actual platform.

I think by and large, this represents what the vast majority of Americans would enact if they could; common sense.
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cssmall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 11:57 AM
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2. I can be VP?
:loveya:
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maine_raptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 12:10 PM
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5. Depends
Do you currently run a large corporation with extensive governmental contracts and have a heart condition?
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cssmall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 12:13 PM
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6. No, but I'm . . .
an archaeologist and have migraines about every three months and am really high on pain meds right now. :D
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maine_raptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 12:14 PM
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7. Wiil you share?
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cssmall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 12:18 PM
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9. Freely.
I believe in free medical care and prescriptions.
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maine_raptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 12:21 PM
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10. Alright
but until I get a better offer, since I'm now "officially" just a "politician", I can change my mind.
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cssmall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 12:22 PM
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11. Woooo!
I'm a prosceptive VP, but will be replaced by a mega-rich Oil exec. Yay! Horray for historical obscurity!!!!
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LizMoonstar Donating Member (392 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 01:57 PM
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13. since you've got a VP, can I be your First Lady?
I don't know your gender, maine raptor, but for a platform like this, I'm equal-opportunity lovin' :)


(says in a small voice, but can i still keep my sweetie BnR? he's got good politics too... i'll share him if you like pretty men :))
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maine_raptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 02:11 PM
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14. Yes, "official First Lady"
My wife has her job, I'll have mine - "President" :hi:

She doesn't expect me to help her with hers (and never have) and I don't bother her with mine, so any official-like duties, you know planting trees, hosting State Dinners, acting as a vacant-eyed automatically as I, as President, do a meaningless photo-op, you know stuff like that.

So in that sense the job is open, but that's really a decision that can wait for the transition team.:party:
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niyad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 12:00 PM
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3. how about women's rights, choice, etc?
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maine_raptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 12:02 PM
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4. Very simple
1) All citizens have the same rights

2) Without choice all you have is tyranny, America does not support tyranny in any form.
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killbotfactory Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 12:14 PM
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8. you got my vote
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maine_raptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 12:30 PM
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12. Thanks
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Xithras Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 02:21 PM
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15. One problem with your corporate taxing policy.
Lumping all corporations together under a single tax rate is problematic. A small one or two person LLC isn't the same as a $12 billion multinational, and shouldn't be taxed the same. Heck, most FARMERS run their businesses as LLC's to protect their personal assets from lawsuits, and very few people would call a family farm a major corporation.

The effect of the flat corporate taxing proposal would be to put the majority of American small companies out of business, handing our economy over to the Wal-Marts of the world.

Thanks, but no thanks.
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maine_raptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 02:53 PM
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18. Obviously there should be differences.
We divide individual taxpayers into groups, single, married, and so forth.


And perhaps a slight change to the platform,

Set an overall maximum rate of 50% and a minimum of 10% on the Corporate Income Tax rate.

Have a similar division with corporate taxpayer, Base the division according what the corporation does for a living (i.e. Agriculture, Manufacturing, Conglomerate, etc.) Base that corporates tax rate on a sliding profit scale within each group with maximum and minimum set somewhere with that overall CIT.

Where a group fits within the overall rate range, depends on worth of group to the overall well-being of American society. For example, citizens need to eat and have a place to sleep, therefore the Agriculture and Manufacturing groups would get a better deal than blood-sucking Corporate Conglomerate. The corner Mom and Pop store is NOT Wall-Mart. Wall-Mart would be treated quite a bit different.





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maine_raptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 02:26 PM
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16. On Addition (cause I can't edit)...Qualification for Office
When George W. Bush took office in January, 2001 he had 7 years of public service, that's all. But you know what, so do I. Sure I wasn't a Governor, but I still had to stand for elections, and when in office make decisions in the best public interest.

Seems to me if that all the qualification is for past governmental experience. then I can't do much worse than the last guy did.
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Terran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 02:28 PM
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17. Devil's Advocate here...
1) What will you say when certain people scream about your "tyranny over the unborn" (as they certainly would)?

2) What will be your position on gun ownership and gun-related violence?
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maine_raptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 03:05 PM
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19. Answers
Edited on Mon Sep-19-05 03:08 PM by maine_raptor
#1;

As far as the Federal Government should be concerned, it is the Mother's problem. Constitution says nothing about fetuses, it talks to We The People, and until that fetus breathes air the Federal Government should butt out, and that is a strict interpretation, which is what those certain people say they want.

#2:

You have a right to own a gun. If you shoot someone, you go to jail. Length of time depends on jury and seriousness of the crime. A stupid mistake should not be treated as a deliberate act. However once you commit a crime involving a gun, at the very least you cannot ever be allowed to own any type of firearm down to and including a cap pistol, especially if your crime involved twirling the damn thing.

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Terran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 03:09 PM
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20. Good answers,
esp. #1.

#2: How about assault rifles? Does that right include *any* gun? I know you'll find a lot of progressives who you don't go far enough with this issue.
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maine_raptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 03:23 PM
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21. Good question !!!! As some might say :"Glad you asked me that"
The Right to Bear Arms is fundamental. Let's just call it a "fundie". Now this "fundie" is essential to having Good Government in this country. The way I see it Our Founding Fathers put that particular "fundie" in place because they knew the Citizens having both the ballot and the bullet would keep Government somewhat in-line, us politicians being human and all.

But what kind of heat you're packing depends on what you need it for and that is based on where you are in this land. If you're in the city, than nothing larger than your average Saturday Night Special should be allowed. If, like me, you live in the Woods, then you just can't get enough M-60 ammo.
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maine_raptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 05:00 PM
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22. Kick for the supper crowd.
Comments, questions, ideas welcome. Also looking for potential press spokespeople, advance people, Cabinet Secretaries and other mid to high level flunkies. Leave note as to qualifications and reasons why you want the job.
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maine_raptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 08:03 PM
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23. Let's give the after supper & Keith folks a shot at it.
Kick
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the_spectator Donating Member (932 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 08:05 PM
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24. Yadda yadda yadda -
the real question is, do you have GOOD HAIR?
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maine_raptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 08:10 PM
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25. I have
longer hair than Hillary, but not as many teeth as Biden.
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the_spectator Donating Member (932 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-19-05 08:16 PM
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26. Well, you sound half-way electable then -
especially since Biden's hair is plugs - that don't look too natural - and which he has been working on since the Bork hearings! If a SENATOR, who must have the absolute best in hair-replacement technology at his disposal (for all I know he might be able to use campaign funds to pay for it) can only do so much, what hope is there for us regular mortals? "Le sigh" (as the kids say.)
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