Bill O'Reilly's continuing obsession with inter-species marriages

[kweerwolf]

On his September 14 radio show, Fox News host Bill O'Reilly insisted that the secular progressive movement "would like to have marriage abolished ... because it is not diverse enough." He explained, "That's what this gay marriage thing is all about." O'Reilly then warned of the possibility of "poly-amorphous" marriage, in which "you can marry 18 people, you can marry a duck."

From the September 14 broadcast of Westwood One's The Radio Factor with Bill O'Reilly:

O'REILLY: The secular progressive movement would like to have marriage abolished, in my opinion. They don't want it, because it is not diverse enough. You know, that's what this gay marriage thing is all about. But now, you know, the poly-amorphous marriage, whatever they call it, you can marry 18 people, you can marry a duck, I mean --

LIS WIEHL (co-host): A duck? Quack, quack.

O'REILLY: Well, why, you know, if you're in love with the duck, who is the society to tell you you can't do that?

This is not the first time that O'Reilly has expressed concern about the threat of marriage with farm animals. He has repeatedly warned that in the future, "ou'll be able to marry a goat."

http://mediamatters.org/items/200509160009

Hmmmm ... but the big question is will you be able to have phone sex with a duck, Bill?

[BloodyWilliam]

1. Isn't mass-marriage more the forte of the scary-ass right than the left?

I mean, the fundie Mormons (not all are horrible, but some extreme Salt Lakers are pretty scary), the Moonies (Messianic buddy of Bush)... we have gay people, but usually just two at a time!

[kweerwolf]

2. Or O'Rielly could combine the two ...

... and marry an entire flock of ducks.

Would that make him a duck flocker? or a flock ducker?

[stanwyck]

3. Freudian slips for Bill?

O'Reilly is a braggart liar who spews misinformation and performs like a barking seal for fish.
Why anyone would listen to what this self-aggrandizing man has to say is a mystery.
It's only a matter of time before he's embroiled in another sexual scandal. Maybe instead of a co-worker, his partner this time will be a duck or goat. He's just trying to prepare us with his little bestiality quips.
He's obsessed.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

4. How do loofahs, or falafel, fit into this smorgasbord of sexual deviancy?

:shrug:

[Jacobin]

5. He's not getting off on loofas anymore I guess

He's been watching too many Daffy Duck cartoons and getting a hard on, from what he's saying

What a freaking perv.

[charlie]

6. Is marrying a duck

any worse than spooging on the phone with a dildo up your butt, Bill-o?