Bush is a Bilge Rat!

[Call me Deacon Blues]

Arrr! That landlubber that calls himself Big Bulge Bush is nothing more that a bilge rat, I tell ye! He wears more costumes than a wench in a saloon show! He sets himself down on that scow in a flyboy suit and makes like he’s some tough sailor – Haw! He needs to be keel-hauled, then tarred & feathered! His buddy, Dead Eyes Dick – now that one would make a good pirate if he weren’t such a scurvy cut-throat – I wouldn’t turn my back on that one! And their first mate, what’s his name, Rat’s Ass Rove, that’s the one. Now that one needs to walk the plank, though I don’t know if the sharks can eat that much! Arrrrr!

Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

[BlueEyedSon]

1. AAAARRRRrrrrrrr!

[spuddonna]

2. Aye Matey, are ye a Pastafarian?

Or are ye a scurvy dog?

[Call me Deacon Blues]

4. I like to think of myself

as an Agnoshtic.

[Ladyhawk]

9. Arrrrr...ye can be a Pastafarian and an agnostic, too, if ye wants, matey.

:pirate: <----something should go here...arrr.

[walldude]

11. Agnoshtic. Is that a drunk Atheist? n/t

[Call me Deacon Blues]

13. Avast!

An agnoshtic is a pirate who likes to "nosh" on pasta! Arrr!

[spuddonna]

16. Aye, sorry it took so long to reply...

Me pegleg caught in the driver's side door to me mini-van, I mean schooner... argh!

An Agnoshtic ye be? Pull up a keg! Ar, I say, that calls for more rum!

YO HO!
YO HO!
A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME.
WE KINDLE AND CHAR, INFLAME AND IGNITE,
DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YO HO!
WE BURN UP THE CITY, WE'RE REALLY A FRIGHT,
DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YO HO!
WE'RE RASCALS AND SCOUNNDRELS, VILLAINS AND KNAVES,
DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YO HO!
WE'RE DEVILS AND BLACK SHEEP, REALLY BAD EGGS,
DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YO HO!

[quisp]

3. Avast me hearties!

Double rations o' grog all around!

[grytpype]

5. Are ye daft? I havent got fruit in my loins!

Lice, yes! And proud of 'em!

[johnfunk]

6. Diogenes - how DARE you insult bilge rats by comparing George to them!

Now, bilge-sucking regressive protofascist... avast! Thar blows a suitable invective, arrrrr!

[Call me Deacon Blues]

8. Aye! Ye be right!

Rats have tails, and George probably hasn't had any tail since the twins! (Pirates are allowed to tell bad jokes -- arrrr!)

[lpbk2713]

7. Oh no!

Who will defend the poor bilge rats' honor?

[Skidmore]

10. oye, a pirate thread, me hearties.

Shiver me timbers but me ha'nt sighted one since me an' moy matey, yon Beetwasher, skewered that scruffy and odiferous troll about last Michaelmas! Yar! Bilge rat indeed. That smarmy, wee piece o' blarney is lower that a bilge rat's fart.

Ahoy!

[walldude]

12. Yo Ho Yo Ho a Pirates life for me

We pillage and plunder and rifle and loot, drink up me hearties yo ho!

[Geoff R. Casavant]

14. My wife found a website

where you can generate your own pirate name.

Today, I go by Dirty Tom Rackham -- tomorrow, I invent a drink that will bear the name forever. My plan is, think of a daiquiri but with dark rum.

[spuddonna]

17. What be this website ye speak of?

Parlez a bit, and give us some bits to go by, eh?

[Geoff R. Casavant]

18. Sorry, I didn't recall it at the time.

Try this:

http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/

[Geoff R. Casavant]

19. Sorry, I didn't recall it at the time

Try this:

http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/

[spuddonna]

21. lol Thanks! That's awesome...

Thanks for the laugh! :)

My fav line from the questionnaire: "Muppets. Kermit is sexxxy!"

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

15. Bush is a Cabin Boy - who will never rise to the level of Cabin Man

besides being a bilge rat. You know what happened to cabin boys on privateers when they got stuck in the doldrums and the food ran out? It kind of makes you think of what might happen to Bush on the Republican privateer now adrift in the American doldrums.

[Dr Fate]

20. That doity rat killed my brudder!!!

Happy "Talk Like a 1930's Gangster" Day!!!!