They've dyed the chimps* hair again

[catmandu57]

Last week it was grey and I could've sworn balding, I just saw the idjit* on the news and he had the hair of a man in his forties.
This propensity towards covering up is disturbing.

[louis-t]

1. Mebbe they sprayed it with that stuff to fill in the bald spot

Chimpy has lots of concerned people working to make sure he looks good.

[Ignacio Upton]

2. Just like Reagan

I guess he wants to be like Reagan in terms of dying your hair, and not just the ideological bullshit of "Trickle-down Economics."

[Canuckistanian]

7. Reagan didn't dye his hair

It was just going prematurely orange...

[catmandu57]

3. I tend to think

it's just plain and simple vanity probably passed on from that ugly old scag of a momma.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

4. Eventually he'll have long flowing hair and a beard

with a red robe and a cross sitting on his shoulder. That trumps the flightsuit and will be in the works if the polling numbers fall towards the 30th percentile.

[glitch]

5. I almost choked to death laughing just now.

Never eat lunch while reading DU. Thanks!

[mogster]

6. Here's a pic

Nah, I'm only kidding :P

[Alamom]

8. Thanks...I needed a good laugh. n/t

[MoonRiver]

9. Repukes tend to fall apart young.

Must be all the evil venom coursing through their veins.

[acmejack]

11. Most of the republicons I know

were the biggest partyers around in the late 60s & early 70s. They partyed hard and used themselves up.

They were bigtime liberals & filled with idealism. Conservatism appeals to people with property and material wealth, I guess.

[The River]

10. Like Putting New Shingles

on an abandoned house.
There's nothing inside worth protecting