I'm having trouble shooting ConservoFascists..... Any tips??

[bvar22]

I want to add this particular trophy to my collection before the species goes extinct.
The "Slope Headed, DittoBrained, Yellow Bellied ConservoFascist" has been in decline for about 6 months,
but I hadn't realized how endangered this species has become until recently.
They have all but disappeared.

The first warning sign was the rapid disappearance of the "Bush/Cheney" bumper stickers from virtually all the cars/trucks in our area.
Even the once abundant magnetic "Support the Troops" ribbons seem to be fast disappearing.
The often heard phrase, "Damn Straight I voted for bush*!" has been replaced with,
"Well, I've never really been a Republican. I'm more of a Libertarian".

I've became worried.
I don't want the species to completely disappear.
At the very least, I want to be able to take my grandchildren to a protected area and point out a few remaining examples and say,
"See children. This is what happens if you vote Republican".

Since this decline is so rapid, I decided that I should collect a few photographs for the History Books or a Documentary on The Vanishing Conservative.
In pursuit of PhotoTruth, and with respect for Cultural and Social honesty, I want to shoot my specimen in full Foaming at the Mouth, Anti-American, Curse Screaming, Blood Vessel Popping plumage.

I have put out the appropriate bait:



I have my camera on the seat beside me, ready for that quick shot.
I've been driving through the RED suburbs during Rush's broadcast for a couple of weeks.....and NOTHING.

I get waves, smiles, peace signs, and "OK" gestures from many drivers, but not ONE SINGLE NEGATIVE GESTURE or COMMENT!
A couple of times, an SUV has pulled up quickly alongside. In eager anticipation, I grabbed my camera and had it ready,
but the driver gives me a quick glance and then slinks off.


What am I doing wrong?


The Democratic Party is a BIG TENT, but there is NO ROOM for those who advance the agenda of THE RICH (Corporate Owners) at the EXPENSE of LABOR and the POOR.

[madeline_con]

1. Get a scope for your rifle.

[Stephanie]

9. Obviously he is shooting still photos

Or video.

[madeline_con]

16. Obviously I was kidding.

:)

[ewagner]

2. Best Bait....

something about the 2nd Amendment....

If you want to draw them in close get the bumper sticker that says

Charlton Heston is MY PRESIDENT

or

I practice Gun Control
I use BOTH HANDS

Surefire way to attract them, when they're giving you a thumbs up, shoot 'em (with the camera of course).

[longship]

4. Or, if you're in Texas, try this one...

"Eat More Possom"

[Elidor]

3. Sounds like a nature show

Like that crocodile guy who I can't believe is still alive. "Today folks, we're hunting the yellow-bellied golden neocon. Known for its rare plumage, its bulletproof limousine and its oily fingers, it only congregates in social gatherings within gated communities. The female of the species wears a prim dress made from couch seat cushion covers, with gold earrings and pearl necklace, and has a face partially frozen into an expression of acidic hatred, atop a flabby neck of sagging, ropy tissue..."

[evlbstrd]

7. I liked the way South Park did that.

Watch me stick me thumb up his butt. That'lol piss 'im off!

[Jackpine Radical]

17. Extract from Jackpine's Guide to the Political Jungle

A little-known fact about the Yellow-Bellied Golden Neocon is that the expert hunter can determine the emotional state of the creature by examining its scat. Here, for example, is the scat of a severely frightened Neocon:



There seem to be increasing numbers of this type of Neocon turd, apparently indicating that the species as a whole is undergoing some sort of environmental stress. The origins of this stress have not yet been determined.

[Kazak]

5. I've been hearing, "well, I'm not the world's biggest Bush fan" alot.

Out of Bush* voters. Pathetic!

That's a very pointed bumpersticker you've got there (the one about republican greed)...watch that rear window. :o

[bvar22]

15. They are on a magnetic base.

I take them off if I have to leave the car in a public area for any length of time.
I have fantasized about leaving them on, parking in a Wal-Mart lot, hiding within camera range,
and waiting for a Courageous Rush Patriot to display his heroism....
all to be caught on film, but I haven't sunk that low yet.
Maybe next week.
:+
:patriot:

[O.M.B.inOhio]

6. It's tricky shooting a Repug. No good going for the heart... or the brain.

[bvar22]

8. *

:rofl:
:patriot:

[cmdrxog]

10. you are using too many words

Something along the lines of support a living wage
tax greed or
affirmative action now
are stickers that will trigger full attack mode.
Anything more than 3 words, or worse yet trying to tie one action to another clogs their brains; remember logic, reason and facts are outside their skill set.

[Bouncy Ball]

11. You're in Minnesota, dude!

Although to be honest, I've been noticing those W stickers are awfully scarce around here, too (Texas) and my stickers don't garner one single reaction. Ever. They're pretty provocative, too, as I don't see any point in beating around the bush about it. No pun intended.

Shrug. Suddenly we're overrun with libertarians, who knew?

[msmcghee]

12. Try leading them a bit . .

. . squeeze as the gun passes through the target. Don't aim. Point.

:toast:

[maine_raptor]

13. Species is getting rarer

therefore you have to rely on more cammo. Those stickers make you stand out. Try swapping them for a used "W" or "Bush/Chaney 04" sticker, cheap out on e-bay and the prices are dropping daily.

Then when the target gets into your "kill zone", flash one of the stickers you are now using. While they are mouth-reading it and pondering the message being transmitted to the brain, snap your photo. Will bag you a gap-tooth slack jawed GOP'er worthy of the Bone and Crockett records every time.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

14. you need to lead them a little

so they don't run past your shot!