Everybody Chang Bush Tonight: Jeb's Invisible "Friend," the Mystic Warrior

[BurtWorm]

And you thought George W. and Barbara "Rhymes with Beanile Rich" were weird!


http://www.pensitoreview.com/2005/09/18/jeb-reveals-that-imaginary-friend-warrior-chang-guides-his-every-move/


This is too weird to make up. Jeb Bush has an imaginary friend. Gainesville Sun:

I rely on Chang with great regularity in my public life. He has been by my side and sometimes I let him down. Here are Bush’s words, spoken before hundreds of lawmakers and politicians: ‘’Chang is a mystical warrior. Chang is somebody who believes in conservative principles, believes in entrepreneurial capitalism, believes in moral values that underpin a free society.

‘’I rely on Chang with great regularity in my public life. He has been by my side and sometimes I let him down. But Chang, this mystical warrior, has never let me down.'’


It’s a scary place inside Jeb Bush’s head. This insight into his twisted psyche explains a lot.

In a 1989 Washington Post article on the politics of tennis, former President George Bush was quoted as threatening to ‘’unleash Chang'’ as a means of intimidating other players.

The saying was apparently quite popular with Gov. Bush’s father, and referred to a legendary warrior named Chang who was called upon to settle political disputes in Chinese dynasties of yore....

[Fenris]

1. Wow. That's incredibly stupid and/or frightening.

Perhaps next he'll be walking around with Barney as his familiar.

[Canuckistanian]

2. Chang dang, sweet poontang

That's the Bushco(tm) family motto.

[annabanana]

3. HUH! ..everybody was kung foo fightin'

those cats were fast as lightnin'

Certifiable I tell you!

[jaxx]

4. This is priceless!!

I'm still laughing. :rofl:

[NNadir]

5. Oh shit, just what we need, a new Scientology.