Okay. . .anyone up at this hour. . .what is your favorite bumper sticker

[SammyBlue]

slamming Bush and the GOP?

I have four:

1: Dope in your mouth is bad. . .Dope in the White House is worse!

2: How dumb is too dumb?

3: Friendly Fascism. . .when Compassionate Conservitism isn't enough!

(my current favorite)
4: Compared to Bush, Nixon doesn't look too shabby!

Okay, people. . .what are you favorites, and please, make some up for yourselves!

[SeattleGirl]

1. Here's mine:

"If you're not mad, you're not paying attention."

[kohodog]

73. We're Making More Enemies Than We Can Kill n/t

[firefox]

2. Free Cannabis For Everyone

It is kind of a take off of the alcoholic version that says "The drinks are on me" to the bartender. But it also has another way of reading it that implies that legalized laughing grass will benefit us all. It is prohibition that buried the greatest medicinal plant in history and Free Cannabis For Everyone would restore true science to the exploration of what the cannabinoids can do. We would all benefit from the legalization of laughing grass. Free Cannabis would help everyone.

I also like "If you are not outraged, then you do not know what is going on."

Of course any Google search for the exact phrase "WE ARE RULED BY TREASON" would prove what I said long ago. The only reason I do not say it more is because of the limit imposed by the principle of boredom. It is like Groundhog Day. I keep saying it and saying it and say that I am serious and even explain it, but it is like nobody is listening.

[skids]

3. I brake for tailgaters. n/t

[mestup]

4. "Osama still has HIS job. Do you have yours?" (Neighbor's car.)

[SeattleGirl]

5. Coo-wall!

I like that!

[BlueIris]

6. Nice.

For some reason, we don't have anything that creative around here.

[NoodleBoy]

7. "there's nothing compassionate about corporate conservatism"

[ladylibertee]

8. I think it's old but here goes....

My Body, My Choice

[BlueIris]

11. That's a good one.

I mean, I'm having issues with the "slogans" "answer" to infringements upon choice, but that's a sticker I like--and even folks around DU need to think on its message OFTEN.

[BlueIris]

32. "If you cut off my reproductive choice, can I cut off yours?"

Also, "I'm not feeling nurturing today" and, one of my favorites, which has a great deal of significance to me personally but can be interpreted so many ways:

"I'm not with stupid anymore"

[BlueIris]

9. Lately, it's questions: "Who Would Jesus Bomb?"/"got democracy?"

[Bozita]

10. F W

[Carla in Ca]

76. LOL...short and sweet.

Here is my favorite:

THE CHRISTIAN RIGHT IS NEITHER

[loyalsister]

88. My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter

If he owned one, you might actually see both of them on the car of a friend of mine who is a retired Episcopalian pastor.

[Scoots]

12. Execution stops a beating heart too!

[ladylibertee]

13. Yup I really like that one .LOL

[calimary]

64. Welcome to DU!

That one is good!

Glad you're here - time to get to work.

Visualize IMPEACHMENT!!!!!
Then go DO something about it.

[BlueIris]

14. Some less political ones: "Condoms are easier to change than diapers"

"Just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to act like one"

"Darwin Loves You"

"Evolution is just a theory--kind of like gravity!"

"Reading is sexy"

"A waist is a terrible thing to mind"

"If you can't operate your turn signals, what makes you think you can operate the rest of the car?"

"ART SAVES LIVES"

[SeattleGirl]

16. This is probably not relevant to the specific topic of this thread but

one of my all-time favorites is: "Your karma just ran over my dogma".

Just had to throw this on into the pot!

[Kenroy]

15. Mine:

When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children.

[FuzzyDicePHL]

17. So many good ones

"Osama (heart) your SUV"

"You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead child's hands"

"Instead of being born again, why not just grow up?"

"Freedom of religion means ANY religion"

"Screw world peace; visualize using your turn signal"

"My pedophile priest opposes gay marriage"

"If you support the war, why aren't you there now?"

"Actions speak louder than bumperstickers"

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

18. Bush-Cheney '04: Because the sun ...

...will eventually consume our planet anyway.

[BlueIris]

21. How could I forget: "Practice Abstinence in 2004: No Bush, No Dick"

Or "Bush/Cheney: 1894"

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

25. Funny. Very good, thanks. nt.

[BlueIris]

19. "Two Men, Two Women--What's The Problem?"

That one is popular around my state especially because the way that the assholes who supported our gay marraige ban promoted their hate was with signs and stickers reading: "One Man, One Woman."

Lessee, what else have I got:

"Support the Troops: IMPEACH BUSH"

"Slower Minds Keep Right"

"How Can You Be Pro-Life and Pro-War?"

"Non-Judgment Day Is Coming"

"STOP BREEDING"

"We Support: The Guy In China Who Helped Make This Sticker"

[Scoots]

20. On a similar note...

One man, one woman, one cameraman.

One man, one woman, a turkey, and an Otter Pop.

[BlueIris]

22. And, especially this week: "FIGHT RACISM"

Because: damn.

[Scoots]

24. Switcheroo

Switch two letters...

RIGHT FACISM.

Damn, that's creepy.

[BlueIris]

43. Welcome to DU, by the by!

Stick around. We need new, creative blood.

[Scoots]

62. Thanks!

[The_Casual_Observer]

23. "Bush - the only dope worth shooting"

Honest to god, displayed on my son's rear windshield for a year.

[BlueIris]

26. "Democrats think the glass is half empty, Republicans think..."

the glass is theirs."

[Seansky]

58. had not seen this one, but love it.

[ThoughtCriminal]

27. The oval of sticky glue

where a W sticker used to be.

[BlueIris]

28. YEAH!

I also like the ribbon-shaped swatch of clean paint I've been noticing on a lot of the dust-covered rear panels of SUVs.

[BlueIris]

29. More non-pol stuff: "HANG UP AND DRIVE"

"Keep your butt in the car, the earth is not your ashtray."

"Plants and animals disappear to make room for your fat ass"

"I bet Jesus would have used his turn signals"

[BlueIris]

30. "The Road to Hell is Paved With Republicans"

"Liberate OUR Troops"

And, it's kind of silly, but I still feel for these folks so: "Half of my heart is in Iraq"

[BlueIris]

31. "Bush Ain't Bin Lookin'"

Corollary: "What good is a strong leader if he's going in the wrong direction?"

[johncoby2]

33. HONK if you have WMD's

[BlueIris]

34. "A Woman's Place is in the House, Senate and Oval Office"

[BlueIris]

35. "Just because you can, doesn't mean you should"

I say that all the time. Because: yeah.

[Stang8az28]

36. Here's a few

personal favorites

WAX BUSH ive also seen TRIM BUSH

Drop Pants, Not Bombs

If you aren't OUTRAGED, You're not paying attention

Recognize the Potentiality of Police State Actions ( im doing this from memory so this isnt an exact quote)

and my absolute favorite

F**K BUSH ( you should see the looks I get driving around west Michigan with this as the area is saturated with uber-christian ultra conservatives, I enjoy getting a rise out of people, it causes them to THINK)

Dan

[BlueIris]

38. "Wax Bush." Awesome. nt

[Stang8az28]

84. Thanks for the welcome

I am outraged and intend to post more.

Dan

[calimary]

65. Welcome to DU!

I have one that says "we're in big trouble when our boms are smarter than our president."

My own particular favorite is "bush KNEW." It applies to SO much - virtually across the board.

[BlueIris]

37. Here's one I want on a sticker: "I only sleep with Democrats"

I wore that on a button during the campaign days. It was a great ice-breaker.

[drduffy]

39. Euphemisms for delete

"What's Good For Bush?

...Herbicide"

[kliljedahl]

40. On my vehicle now

Available here: http://www.evolvefish.com

[ColonelTom]

41. "Yee-Ha Is Not a Foreign Policy" n/t

[calimary]

67. LOVE that one!

:toast:

[BlueIris]

42. Here's one I saw yesterday: "'Love thy enemy' implies not killing them"

Heh.

[Sabriel]

44. On that note:

"When Jesus said Love Your Enemies,
I think he probably meant don't kill them."

[BlueIris]

45. "I'd rather have a president who fucked his intern...

than one who fucked his country."

[bumblebee1]

46. Here's some

Bush + Dick = America Screwed

God Bless Everyone.... regardless

The Religious Right is Neither

Focus on Your Own Family

[Raiden]

47. I like "Hemp is an Herb - Bush is a Dope"

I can't think of anything else right now

[Jack from Charlotte]

48. Jeez if you love Honkus*

[kliljedahl]

66. Love that, is it a real one? I want it.

[DawgHouse]

79. That's funny! NT

[sakabatou]

49. There will be a day...

when schools can get all the money they need and the military has to sell cookies.

[cybildisobedience]

50. "Okay, the joke's over...now give us back the Constitution"

[MurrayDelph]

51. Still my favorites

Put the Christ back in Christianity

and

Sitting on your Ass and Looking Stupid is not Leadership

[AllegroRondo]

57. "Blind Faith in Bad Leadership is NOT Patriotism"

[renate]

61. where'd you get that second one?

I need to get it!
:rofl:

Also... how did this not get on the "Greatest" page?

[dean_dem]

52. Mine:

And not politics-related, but the ones that say "Talk Nerdy to Me" make me laugh.

[TNOE]

53. One I saw the other day that I really loved

KNOW Bush NO Bush
KNOW War NO War


Another - If the People Would Lead - the Leaders Would Follow

Not sure that applies anymore though - but MAYBE!!!!

[Atman]

54. Here's a variation...

(I've sold a few of these...)

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[TNOE]

55. I like I like!

[in_cog_ni_to]

56. I'll just list the BS I have on my car. K?

"Draft Young Republicans"

"Social Security Crisis? He's LYING AGAIN!"

"Bush Is A LIAR"

"IMPEACH BUSH"

"THE BLOOD OF NEW ORLEANS IS ON REPUBLICAN HANDS" (idea from a DUer :))

"BUSH TOOK MILLIONS FROM THE NEW ORLEANS' LEVEE PROJECTS AND SENT IT TO IRAQ!!"

"DEAR TROOPS, WISH YOU WERE HERE"

"THE GENEVA CONVENTIONS ARE NOT OPTIONAL"

"W" ar

"Defend the Constitution"

"W STILL A MORON" (this is a take on the black and white W The President)

and I have a Peace Flag on a passenger window.

Do you think I get my message across with all my Bumper Stickers? :evilgrin:

[Pathwalker]

59. "Computerized Voting belongs In Boston Harbor"

It's my latest hand-made one. It's gotten good reviews, so far. No fingers, just some puzzled looks from those who don't get it.

[AspenRose]

60. Kerry/Edwards: Sounds better now, doesn't it?

http://www.cafepress.com/lavenderliberal.16945695

[DawgHouse]

81. I like this! I want a t-shirt! NT

[peekaloo]

63. Bu$h 2004: Because screwing up America is an 8 year job.

Thank you Betty Bowers.

[mcscajun]

68. "The Blood of New Orleans is on Republican Hands." is my current favorite

Along with: "Support Our Troops: Impeach Bush"

[Mr_Spock]

69. WORST. PRESIDENT. EVER.

Everyone will know who you're talking about :D

[IDemo]

70. "Doing my part to piss off the radical right"

[Geek_Girl]

71. A friend has this one

Somewhere in Texas a Village is Missing its Idiot

[Nitrogenica]

72. I like this one

[Arkana]

74. Oh, I've got a million of 'em.

"Proud To Be Everything the Right Wing Hates"

"Frodo Has Failed--Bush Has The Ring"

"Stop Mad Cowboy Disease"

and, of course, the obligatory "Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Kerry"

[BlueIris]

82. The Frodo one--ouch.

And I mean, OUCH. One of the nicer ones I used to want for my car said: "Save the Shire." Really loved that.

[Liberal_Andy]

75. President Bush...Like A Rock...only dumber

:rofl:

[w8liftinglady]

77. I bought this one today...

[ruggerson]

78. For Women: "I Don't Trust Any Bush But My Own"

[leftchick]

80. "You Can't be Pro-War AND Pro-Life"

my bumpersticker! :)

[B Calm]

83. My favorite: DemocraticUnderground.Com

[gauguin57]

85. "In case of Rapture, driver will eat her hat!"

and ... "Look, Honey! Another pro-lifer for war!"

[ProgressiveFool]

86. If you don't vote, you're not American

n/t

[RevCheesehead]

87. The Emperor Has No Clothes. n/t

[hippywife]

89. On my car

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.

Blessed are the Peacemakers.

Tolerance-worth reaching for. (with a circle of multi-colored hands)

Wars are poor chisels for carving out peaceful tomorrows. (with a pic of MLK, Jr.)

The obligatory W contained within the international no circle and slash

Two Kucinich stickers.

and my most favorite:



I drive all over Tulsa and surrounding environs and have never once had anyone confront me. Have had people stop to compliment them, tho. Love to watch people in my rearview mirror reading them all.