Caption this photo of "Slim Witless the Yodeling Moron"

[Laura PourMeADrink]

Bush on the Gulf Coast in his role as Slim Witless, the yodeling moron. At least Saddam Hussein didn't play the guitar while he killed his own people. http://www.waynemadsenreport.com/bushfiasco.htm

[Laura PourMeADrink]

1. p.s. This is NOT a real picture, LOL

[ohio_liberal]

7. That one will be on snopes soon

Some eejit is gonna think its authentic :D

[mzteris]

2. Way down upon de Swanee Ribber,

Far, far away,
Dere's wha my heart is turning ebber,
Dere's wha de old folks stay.
All up and down de whole creation
Sadly I roam,
Still longing for de old plantation,
And for de old folks at home.

All de world am sad and dreary,
Eb-rywhere I roam;
Oh, darkeys, how my heart grows weary,
Far from de old folks at home!

All round de little farm I wandered
When I was young,
Den many happy days I squandered,
Many de songs I sung.
When I was playing wid my brudder
Happy was I;
Oh, take me to my kind old mudder!
Dere let me live and die.

All de world am sad and dreary,
Eb-rywhere I roam;
Oh, darkeys, how my heart grows weary,
Far from de old folks at home!

One little hut among de bushes,
One dat I love
Still sadly to my memory rushes,
No matter where I rove.
When will I see de bees a-humming
All round de comb?
When will I hear de banjo strumming,
Down in my good old home?

All de world am sad and dreary,
Eb-rywhere I roam;
Oh, darkeys, how my heart grows weary,
Far from de old folks at home!

Stephen C. Foster (m+w)

[madokie]

9. very good.

[RepublicanElephant]

10. just had a terrible vision of clarence thomas cakewalking to that.

:crazy:

[Joyce78]

3. Where seldom is heard a discouraging word,

And the skies are not cloudy all day.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

4. "scottie, plug this in for me."

[gratuitous]

5. Hey, lay off Slim Whitman

Saved us from the Martians, he did. Not to mention that he's Church of the Brethren.

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

6. He's singing:

This land is my land
This land is my land
This land was made for only me!

[PurityOfEssence]

8. Sea of Hate

I want to tell you just how much I use you...